#askblog

[askthesillygoobers]

hows mugsy doin?!?!

[blackrocks-king]

*projecting period cramps onto Cruel King*

AgH— Owwww . . . What . . is this . ?!?!? ? It . . hurts . . .

( Looks like the testosterone didn’t stop the cramps! )

[mdrewiredau]

What are you protecting? Does it have something to do with Uzi or the Solver?

[ask-the-golden-goo]

(Crewel to Slime Boi) The Banette plops down on the sand beside the Goomy, leaning back on his hands as he relaxes. After a moment, he looks over at the Goomy. "I've been seeing you around this party for a bit now, and I gotta say, I really dig your vibes. I know it took me a bit to learn how to chill out, so I wanted to ask: how did you end up so chill? Did something happen?"

Slime Boi: I've always been a pretty chill guy. That's just how it is. Of course, I can get serious when I need to. Everyone does at times. But my constant state of being is chill. That's just how it be, you get me?

[the-deraged-lunatic-askblog]

man. It would be a shame if we could be corporeal enough to do this. (ATTEMPTS to chuck a rock at the Beast because RAHHH)

Rude. Aww

[ask-trades-sans]

Wait… if we are voices in your head… how did you get that fish in your fridge???

[ask-cosmo-and-crew]

To sprout how long is your neck?

Sprout: "Well, my neck is two feet long when stretched out. I usually keep it coiled up though for my comfort. My heads a little too heavy for my neck when fully stretched..."

[ask-hollowknights]

...Aww.

It seems The Knight believes so.

[we-are-dogclan]

Moon 60: Week 1

Broken Tradition

It's a big world out there.

[interrogatormentors]

kanaya, strike a pose with your favourite outfit, will you, please?

Every Outfit Is My Favorite Until There Is A Sale At The Fabric Store

There Is Nothing More Exhilarating Than Ripping A Bolt Of Fabric From The Spindly Grasping Digits Of Some Waifish Fashion Disaster Who May Not Necessarily Deserve Such Callousness But Does Require A Firm Hand Preventing Them From Committing A Literal Actual Crime Since They Are Cruising The Clearance Rack Intending To Line The Nest Of Their Slavering Lusus With Reams Of Castoffs And With My Spoils Creating My New Favorite Fit

How Am I Supposed To Choose When Each Outfit Nay Each Nascent Wiggler Hatched From My Own Flesh And Blood That I Labor Over For Hours Whilst Bent Over My Sewing Machine Until My Back Creaks With Each Purposeful Arc Of The Shears And Needle And Bring To Glorious Pupation Upon The Dressform Until I Am Satisfied With Every Fold And Crease Ensures I Am The Most Fuckable Person At The Agricultural Laborers Bazaar

[ending-the-cycle-ask]

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[askthesillygoobers]

Is mugs trans????

💥💥‼️

[blackrocks-king]

(The king of blackrock is cool)

You all are so kind .. I am grateful to have such people like you all.. I wish everyone the best. Please remember that whatever you are going through, it is not permanent. Please stay strong, you are all more than enough .. I am happy to have bring some of you joy ..

[cyanide-cafe]

Nymph Searchlight

The Nymph Searchlight is a young [20 year old: a baby, for its species] Searchlight specimen that Urbanshade has carefully raised to document Searchlight behaviors and lifespans. Its purple coloration is due to its age, as Searchlights start off pink/purple in coloration to prevent Squiddles from becoming hostile to the otherwise defenseless babies.

[See below the cut for extra lore, explanation of mechanics, and transcript of the image.]

TRANSCRIPT OF REFERENCE

Found in Heavy Containment in an XXL tank. Spawns with 1-5 Searchlight Kibble nearby. No document, as this is a normal, non-experimented, but young, Searchlight.

This searchlight can be used as a flashlight-like item, needing Wall Dweller Flesh [80], Searchlight Kibble [25], and Party Special [500] to stay lit. Its light is dim, and it tends to stare at Squiddles, Turrets, False Doors, and hidden Wall Dwellers.

However, having this baby Searchlight in your inventory will wreak havoc upon you and your teammates when you encounter the Adult Searchlights in the Grand Encounters.

This Searchlight is only about a foot in length despite its age [23yo] and is purple due to an adaptation of Searchlights: they only gain their orange coloration later in life when they're capable of of easily killing and eating Squiddles, which are otherwise a big threat for these small babies.

TRANSCRIPT OF BADGES

You Monster

Kill the Searchlight Nymph by letting it out of its container in a dry room without picking it up within 30s.

Are you proud of yourself?

Take the Searchlight Nymph back to Urbanshade alongside the Crystal. Rewards the player with 100 extra kroner.

Happy Ending

Release the Searchlight Nymph to its family in the Final Encounter. Rewards the player with the Nymph jumpsuit: a black jumpsuit with orange and purple coloration on the bands and Urbanshade logo.

EXPLANATION OF MECHANICS

The Searchlight Nymph is a flashlight that requires Wall Dweller Flesh, Searchlight Kibble, or Party Special to stay charged. If you have a Gummylight, you can also give that to the Nymph, which it will slowly extract charge from [takes 1m] and then spit back out.

However, this cute baby is not just a flashlight, it is an actual living thing.. with parents that are looking for it. Searchlights aren't good parents, usually, having large communal clutches reaching to the millions, but this offspring is extremely healthy, and the last alive of its siblings, due to the Anglers, Squiddles, and Parasites killing the rest of them.

The Nymph only spawns at room 60 or higher, but cannot be found in The Ridge, as it only spawns in Heavy Containment rooms. You have to swim into its tank with the Nymph Container item, catch the Nymph [as it swims away or thwacks you with its hooks, dealing 1 damage every 10 seconds] and then it can be used.

It can be released into any room with water [though why would you want to do that?] and can be dropped into dry rooms, in which it will die after 30s if you don't pick it up again.

The Nymph is also, admittedly, not a very good flashlight. It looks wherever it pleases: though it can warn the player if there's a Wall Dweller, Squiddle, Turret, or Good People, as it likes to stare at these threats.

However, the Nymph's usefulness quickly turns to hazardous, as during the first Searchlight Grand Encounter, the Nymph will cry out to its parent, rapidly circling its small enclosure and bopping its head against the glass, causing the Adult Searchlight to spin around the room 15% faster than before. You can release the Nymph in order to get it to stop crying, but this will kill the searchlight, and that's just plain cruel, since you're doing it in sight of its parent.

During the second Grand Encounter, the Nymph will repeat the same bullshittery it did in the First Encounter, causing all three Searchlights to go into a frenzy looking for the crying Nymph, increasing their speed by 20%. However, they will occasionally butt heads, starting a small scuffle, allowing the player to continue repairing the cables.

However, you now have the opportunity to release the Nymph back to its parents, which will cause one of the adult Searchlights to stop looking entirely, instead, keeping an eye on the Nymph, retreating to the outskirts of the Trench. This will also change the Lucy cutscene at the end, in which two Searchlights chase after you instead: one being crushed, and the other narrowly escaping Lucy's foot, quickly turning back to care for the Nymph instead.

This also minorly changes the end cutscene as well, the Nymph poking its head out of the submarine dock, waving goodbye with one of its hooks, before popping back into the water. [This was something Urbanshade staff accidentally trained the Searchlight to do.]

[ask-the-golden-goo]

(@askpokecallcenter ) Hoku@GoldenGoomy: "Yooo, I am BLINDED by the coolness you're emiting! Is the shades? Is it the VIBES? Can you teach me your ways, Golden Goomy?",asks Hoku with a starry look.

Slime Boi: So, you wanna be cool huh? Well, the secret to being cool is to just be yourself. It has always been inside of you. You are cool. However, if you really want to feel cool, sometimes the right apparel is what you need. And I have something for you.

*Slime Boi forms hands and clicks his fingers. A second pair of shades materialise out of nowhere and hovers in the air.*