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[365runesoftheamalgamations]

Incorrect Quotes Tag [ 02 ]

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Ten Quotes of The Vagabond Child

The Man: All in all, a 100% successful trip. The Child: But we lost The Stranger. The Man: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

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The Child, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

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The Stranger: This should be illegal! The Child: It is.

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The Stranger: Are you sure The Child’s going to be able to handle that IKEA furniture? They’re not very good with technical stuff… The Man: Why are you worried? IKEA was never complicated; these days, it’s even easier! Everything’s color coded, numbered, and there’s even an assembly robot option to make it even easier for The Child, which we’ve obviously opted in for. All they need to do is press the clearly labeled ON button, scan the QR code on the front of the box, and it’ll take care of the rest. Even a monkey could do it! [ The Man’s phone rings ] The Child: Hey, so I’m at Lowes… The Stranger: … The Stranger: I should have gone with the monkey.

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The Man: Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life. The Stranger: Please never become a surgeon.

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The Man: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.

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[ The Squad is on a hike ] The Stranger: It’s beautiful out here. The Child: And quiet. The Stranger: Too quiet. The Child: Did we lose someone? [ cut to The Man with a bear in a headlock ]

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The Child: Snow got me feeling some type of way. The Man: That's hypothermia. The Child: Damn, the paramedics told me it was the magic of Christmas.

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[ The Child is shopping with The Man ] The Child: Can I get a silenced pistol? The Man: If there’s one on sale.

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The Child: How does one turn their emotions off? The Stranger: Okay, so first go to settings. The Stranger: I'm a fucking idiot, I thought that said emojis at first. The Child: No, I'm still willing to try this, go ahead. I'm at settings, what do I do next?

[katnissandpeetamellark]

More random Incorrect quotes 🫶

[random-twst-things]

*Meeting Rollo for the first time*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Bro...

Idia: Hm?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, pointing at Rollo: Do you see that damn haircut he got on?

Idia, turning his head: ...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...

Idia: There is no way...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Well, apparently there is a way...

Idia: His parents totally didn't care about him

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Damn right they didn't, no caring adult would let their child run free in THAT bob without looking good

Idia: L.O.L for real

Malleus, out of nowhere: indeed, child of man, no kind, caring adult would let their child run free in such hair.

Idia, Mc/Y/N/Yuu: AAA?!

Malleus: But what if, perhaps, his parents do wear the same "bob" hair cut? A family tradition of sorts?

Idia, Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: now I'm imagining a family portrait with all of them wearing bobs

Idia: HEH HEH HEH L.M.A.O I'm imagining that too now

(IDIA IS DOING HIS "Hehehe 👹" LAUGH I SWEAR, NOT THE "hehehe 😝🤭" LAUGH PLZ)

Dividers by/from @/cafekitsune

[dollishbabess]

jason “takes games too seriously” todd

I personally believe that let’s say you are dating jason todd or your batsis (anything tbh even a unicorn) or wtv and one day both of you get bored on patrol and you suggest to play tag but little do you know this mf takes the game to a OTHER LEVEL it will literally trigger your flight and fight mode and the game goes from fun to just straight up nerve wrecking because this 6’0/6’2 BULIT MUSCLE mf is chasing you almost at full speed but purposely slows down but just behind you to keep your heart racing knowing he can just catch up anything minute and when you turn around to see him you swear this is a brand new person chasing you, I believe it’s just the pit that sometimes gives him some kind of scary ass presences same goes for hide and seek imagine hearing heavy footsteps and all you hear is a deep voice and a sudden pulling at your ankle “I see you dumbass” BAHAHHAA 😭😭 I personally believe nightwing used to be like this towards jason when he was robin and that’s one of the many reasons bruce banned tag during patrol or anywhere but who even listens to Bruce anyways, YOLO

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 4 - Nuthin' but Boothill Edition

[Pt. 1] [Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]

[that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction]

Truth spell, insults are lies if you don’t believe them - cursed Merlin, Arthur isn’t actually a dollophead

So it’s only a one shot with few thousand words, but basically Merlin gets cursed with a truth spell by a witch who was frustrated that Emrys hadn’t even told the once and future king that magic isn’t good or bad, it just is. He’s not compelled to say anything, his secrets are his own, but if he tries to lie the truth comes out.

They realise what the curse is when Arthur asks Merlin if he’s okay in his own way of insulting him and Merlin can only compliment him in return,

This is sort of the general vibe of it summed up in a bit of dialogue:

Arthur: Merlin, why the hell would you jump in front of a curse!

Merlin: I wasn't going to let you get hurt.

Arthur: You idiot! You’re not a knight!

Merlin, increasingly more passionately complimenting him as he tries and fails to insult him: Well you're a reckless good man and I care about you too much! I- I mean- you're a great king! You're smart and pretty!

(Arthur’s stood there looking shocked, unable to react, getting slightly flustered at being called pretty. Merlin realises there’s one insult that still works because it’s become a term of endearment for him)

Merlin: Prat! Haha! It works!

Merlin: You're a prat and I can't bear the thought of you getting hurt!

Merlin: Damnit! Why isn’t this working?!

Arthur, realising what’s happening, teasing: Why isn’t what working, Merlin?

Merlin: Calling you a kind hearted, too good, smart and talented golden kingly prat! I give up! *storms off into the woods*

Then there’s a confession, cute Merthur moments, and Arthur gets to learn about magic because Merlin needs to tell him the trr about it before the spell can be broken.

If anyone has any ideas for what I can name this, it’d be greatly appreciated. The titles are always the worst part of fics

[spark-circuit]

Billy: Ohhh, why does everything have to be so complicated...?

Nicole: Okay, look. If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Billy. Break out the L-word.

Billy: Lesbian?

Anby: The other L-word.

Billy: ...Lesbians?

[enigma-the-mysterious]

Indians right now:

[incorrect-all-for-the-game]

Neil: I mean, if I ever bleed out I’ll think about this conversation

Nicky:…

Nicky: I think I’d rather you think about a doctor

[mirroredmasquerader]

This is one of the first few things I drew in color for this nonsense I think

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Feferi: Men kiss each otter

Feferi: I saw it on goregle finmages

Equius, dejectedly: D-> I thought this was a command...

Feferi: Men! Kiss each otter!

[hauntedbythenarrative]

Alicent's big brown eyes + tumblr textposts

[random-twst-things]

Riddle: Ace, Deuce, keep an eye on Mc/Y/N/Yuu today. They're going to end up saying something to the wrong person and get punched.

Ace: Sure, I’d love to see Mc/Y/N/Yuu get punched.

Riddle: Try again.

Deuce hitting ace in the back of the head: WE will stop Mc/Y/N/Yuu from getting punched.

Riddle: why am I even trusting you two?

Ace: because we're super reliable!

Riddle: ...

Deuce: Is it because we're the only ones available? 😞

Riddle: Yes.

Dividers by/from @/cafekitsune

[braxix]

Elrond: Galadriel, at least one of us is still 'it' from a game of tag.

Galadriel:

Celebrimbor:

Elrond:

Galadriel: It's Celebrimbor.

Celebrimbor: ...It is?

[luciosfanpage]

[fujiblackthorne]

coryo got her kicking her feet and twirling her hair 🤭