#alicent hightower incorrect quotes

[hauntedbythenarrative]

Alicent shitposting pt. 38

[aemysbabyofficial]

*Alicent and Y/N watching Aegon and Aemond leave for a hike

Alicent: *wipes tears* Be safe, boys! Y/N: I give it three days. Alicent: Knowing Aegon, that bag is full of wine. I say twenty-four hours.

[agathaswoman]

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✧ Modern!Aemond & Aegon (Incorrect Quote)

✧  Modern!Targaryen and Velaryon Children (Incorrect Quote)

✧  Modern!Lucerys Teasing Aemond (Incorrect Quote)

✧  Modern!Daemon & Aemond Hating Each Other (Incorrect Quote)

✧  Roasting Modern!Aemond (Incorrect Quote)

✧  Accidentally Reading Aemond's Diary (Incorrect Quote)

✧ Modern!Aemond & Aegon (Incorrect Quote)

✧  Modern!Targaryen and Velaryon Children (Incorrect Quote)

✧  Turning Down Aegon (Incorrect Quote)

✧  Modern!Targaryen and Velaryon Children (Incorrect Quote)

✧  Helaena Asking Y/N (Incorrect Quote)

✧  Modern!Young Rhaenyra Inviting Closeted!Young Alicent (Incorrect Quote) ♤

✧  Law Breaker!Y/N x Modern!Alicent (Incorrect Quote)

✧  FWB Situation with Modern!Alicent (Incorrect Quote) ♧

✧  Modern!Young Rhaenyra and Alicent (Incorrect Quote) ♧

✧  Y/N Accidentally Sent Modern!Alicent an Explicit Photo (Incorrect Quote) ♧

✧  Modern!Alicent's Redemption Arc (Incorrect Quote)

✧  Modern!Alicent Tutoring Y/N in Math (Incorrect Quote)

✧  Alicent Getting on Her Knee (Incorrect Quote)

✧  Being Roommates with Modern!Rhaenyra and Alicent (Incorrect Quote)

[iclarye]

Alicent: While I'm gone with Helaena, you’re in charge, Aegon.

Aegon: Yes!

Alicent, whispering to Aemond: You're secretly in charge.

Aemond: Obviously.

[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

Alicent x Criston After That Septa!Rhaenyra Scene 😂🌈

Allison Hightower: Ser Criston. [Hushed] I was thinking.

Criston Cole: Yes, my Lady?

Allison: An idea about our...activities came to me in a dream. Would you be open to hear it?

Criston: I cannot atone for the sins already committed. What is one more?

Allison: Yes, indeed. So, you...you'd have your hair under a hood—

[howyouloveyourdragon]

my mum just said smthg and i swear it is so hotd coded

Aemond: :) Alicent: Well I'm glad to see you're smiling Alicent: Even if it is maniacally

[alicents4lawyer]

Viserys: I left you alone for five minutes and you spent $873?

Alicent: You left me alone with the seamstress

[ophelieverse]

Alicent: “I like Ser Criston cole.Thoughts?”

Gwayne: “And prayers.Girl what?”

[tomriddleslovergirl]

House of the Dragon Incorrect Quotes

Aemond: If we don’t get out of this alive… If we’re both about to die… I love you, y/n! *Neither of you die* You: … Aemond: … You: So do you wanna talk about somethi- Aemond: No thank you.

Aegon: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gonna unmake it to sleep in it anyways? Alicent: Why should I feed you if you're just gonna die anyways? Aegon: Aegon: I'll go make my bed-

You: Aegon won’t wake up, what do I do? Aemond: Did you try kicking him? You: Yes. Aemond: I’m out of ideas.

You: Your Honor, I hereby submit the following to the court: You: Aegon, what the actual FUCK?

Aemond: Y/n, I am nothing if not a man of principle. Aemond: Now let’s break into this apartment.

Daemon: I'm a reverse necromancer. You: Isn't that just killing people? Daemon: Ah, technicality.

Aegon: I was arrested for being too cool. Aemond: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

You: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Aemond: I wake up at 4:30 AM You: You: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Aegon: Change is inedible. Aemond: Don't you mean inevitable? Aegon, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

Aemond: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Aegon: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'. Aemond: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

You: We’re getting married, bitches! Daemon: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

Aegon, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me Rhaenyra, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

[yandereunsolved]

Yandere Team Green w/ traumatized reader—

Yandere Alicent: "It's okay, sweetheart; you're safe. You don't need to dissociate. No one is going to yell or put their hands on you ever again—as long as you listen. Listening is very important."

Yandere Aemond and Aegon in the next room over.

Yandere Aemond: "You are an imbecile. They refused to talk to anyone except for Helaena until today! You took that as a chance to grope them, you perverted fuck!"

Yandere Aegon: "You're just mad they like me better. They have never let you grope them."

Yandere Aemond: "They didn't let—You know what? When darling chooses me over you, you'll know why. At least I know my limits."

Yandere Aegon: "I have had that same expression on my face many nights. Whores and wine always soothed it. They'll come to appreciate my ways of helping them."

Yandere Criston Cole waiting outside the door, listening to Aegon and Aemond's conversation so he can report it back to Queen Alicent.

Yandere Criston Cole: "If you weren't the king and the son of the queen, I swear to the gods, your head would be at their feet right now."

Yandere Helaena standing in the corner, knowing that darling likes her the best because she shows them her bugs and respects their boundaries.

[withered-rose-with-thorns]

INCORRECT HOTD QUOTES: 1/∞ + Bonus judgy Daemon

[hauntedbythenarrative]

[aemysbabyofficial]

Y/N: Do you remember your first love? Alicent: I remember her dearly. Those lilac eyes. That long, silver hair. The way her tongue rolls her R's and L's like it was nothing. I also remember the small scrunch her nose made when we-- Y/N: I asked if you remembered your first love, not how psychologically lovesick you are.

[agathaswoman]

modern!young rhaenyra inviting closeted!young alicent

rhaenyra: hey, alicent! do you wanna go dance with me?

alicent: nyra, you know i can't be seen in public with you

rhaenyra: okay...a simple "no" would be a much better answer, you know

[thatrandomblogsays]

Alicent: your father is dead…

Aemond: Ser Cole is dead???

Alicent: … no….

Aegon: … O-Otto?

Alicent: no!

Helaena: I really wouldn’t consider him a father figure

Aegon: me either but who else could she mean?

Alicent: Your father! The KING!

Her kids:…..

Her kids: oHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Helaena: forgot about him

[i-am-traveling-the-multifandom]

*Alicent sobbing* Aegon: You have to learn to love yourself. Aemond: Agreed. Heleana: Don't you both hate yourself? Aegon: This is about mother. Aemond: Yeah, stay focused.