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[hauntedbythenarrative]

Alicent shitposting pt. 38

[aemysbabyofficial]

*Alicent and Y/N watching Aegon and Aemond leave for a hike

Alicent: *wipes tears* Be safe, boys! Y/N: I give it three days. Alicent: Knowing Aegon, that bag is full of wine. I say twenty-four hours.

[agathaswoman]

Team Green Masterlist

main masterlist // faq & rules

♤ — angst | ♡ — fluff | ◇ — smut | ♧ — suggestive themes | ꩜ — dark | ☆ — recent

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✧ Modern!Aemond & Aegon (Incorrect Quote)

✧  Modern!Targaryen and Velaryon Children (Incorrect Quote)

✧  Modern!Lucerys Teasing Aemond (Incorrect Quote)

✧  Modern!Daemon & Aemond Hating Each Other (Incorrect Quote)

✧  Roasting Modern!Aemond (Incorrect Quote)

✧  Accidentally Reading Aemond's Diary (Incorrect Quote)

✧ Modern!Aemond & Aegon (Incorrect Quote)

✧  Modern!Targaryen and Velaryon Children (Incorrect Quote)

✧  Turning Down Aegon (Incorrect Quote)

✧  Modern!Targaryen and Velaryon Children (Incorrect Quote)

✧  Helaena Asking Y/N (Incorrect Quote)

✧  Modern!Young Rhaenyra Inviting Closeted!Young Alicent (Incorrect Quote) ♤

✧  Law Breaker!Y/N x Modern!Alicent (Incorrect Quote)

✧  FWB Situation with Modern!Alicent (Incorrect Quote) ♧

✧  Modern!Young Rhaenyra and Alicent (Incorrect Quote) ♧

✧  Y/N Accidentally Sent Modern!Alicent an Explicit Photo (Incorrect Quote) ♧

✧  Modern!Alicent's Redemption Arc (Incorrect Quote)

✧  Modern!Alicent Tutoring Y/N in Math (Incorrect Quote)

✧  Alicent Getting on Her Knee (Incorrect Quote)

✧  Being Roommates with Modern!Rhaenyra and Alicent (Incorrect Quote)

[iclarye]

Alicent: While I'm gone with Helaena, you’re in charge, Aegon.

Aegon: Yes!

Alicent, whispering to Aemond: You're secretly in charge.

Aemond: Obviously.

[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

Alicent x Criston After That Septa!Rhaenyra Scene 😂

Allison Hightower: Ser Criston. [Hushed] I was thinking.

Criston Cole: Yes, my Lady?

Allison: An idea about our...activities came to me in a dream. Would you be open to hear it?

Criston: I cannot atone for the sins already committed. What is one more?

Allison: Yes, indeed. So, you...you'd have your hair under a hood-

[howyouloveyourdragon]

my mum just said smthg and i swear it is so hotd coded

Aemond: :) Alicent: Well I'm glad to see you're smiling Alicent: Even if it is maniacally

[alicents4lawyer]

Viserys: I left you alone for five minutes and you spent $873?

Alicent: You left me alone with the seamstress

[ophelieverse]

Alicent: “I like Ser Criston cole.Thoughts?”

Gwayne: “And prayers.Girl what?”

[tomriddleslovergirl]

House of the Dragon Incorrect Quotes

Aemond: If we don’t get out of this alive… If we’re both about to die… I love you, y/n! *Neither of you die* You: … Aemond: … You: So do you wanna talk about somethi- Aemond: No thank you.

Aegon: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gonna unmake it to sleep in it anyways? Alicent: Why should I feed you if you're just gonna die anyways? Aegon: Aegon: I'll go make my bed-

You: Aegon won’t wake up, what do I do? Aemond: Did you try kicking him? You: Yes. Aemond: I’m out of ideas.

You: Your Honor, I hereby submit the following to the court: You: Aegon, what the actual FUCK?

Aemond: Y/n, I am nothing if not a man of principle. Aemond: Now let’s break into this apartment.

Daemon: I'm a reverse necromancer. You: Isn't that just killing people? Daemon: Ah, technicality.

Aegon: I was arrested for being too cool. Aemond: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

You: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Aemond: I wake up at 4:30 AM You: You: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Aegon: Change is inedible. Aemond: Don't you mean inevitable? Aegon, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

Aemond: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Aegon: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'. Aemond: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

You: We’re getting married, bitches! Daemon: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

Aegon, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me Rhaenyra, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

[yandereunsolved]

Seer reader: "Today is gonna be totally normal."

Approximately thirty seconds later—

Yandere Aegon: "Which one of us is more likely to marry you?" Deep breath "Is it me or Aemond? Is it me or Aemond?"

—

Yandere Rhaenyra: "It is good to have you here. You will surely aid us in the war."

Seer reader: "H-How did I get all the way back here?"

Yandere Daemon smugly standing in the corner after he kicked a child and stole you back from Team Green.

—

Yandere Criston Cole: "I will protect you with every bone in my body."

Seer reader: "You can't protect me from the horrors."

Yandere TB & TG: "We're the horrors."

—

Yandere Aemond: "Mine."

Seer reader: "I am a bastard, my prince."

Yandere Aemond: "That just means you will have to marry me and have my children to be considered legitimate."

—

Yandere TB & TG: "Whose side are you on?"

Seer reader: "The side of my freedom." Eyes the map and looks at Essos.

—

Yandere Helaena: "You're very pretty."

Seer reader: "Thank you."

Yandere Helaena: "Did you know the copulation process is exceptionally long among ladybugs? It can last more than two hours. Is that how your visions work? Are they induced by your hormones? If my husband were to couple with you, do you think you would end up getting a vision in the middle of it?"

Seer reader: "I—uh."

Yandere Helaena: "If we were to entwine limbs do you think our process would be close to that of a ladybug? We were both given divine gifts. It would make sense if it took that long for us."

Seer reader: whispering "Daemon, Rhaenyra, Jacaerys, save me."

—

Viserys: Gets down on one knee

Seer reader: "Oh my gods, it’s finally happening."

Viserys: Dies.

Seer reader: "The poison kicked in."

—

Yandere Daemon: "Three words. Say them and I'm yours."

Seer reader: "Three words."

Yandere Daemon: "A win is a win. A win is a win."

—

Seer reader: Running around the castle panicked, blind, and with a bloody nose.

Yandere Daemon: "What did you see, my dear?"

Seer reader: "Nobody died. I promise."

Yandere Rhaenyra's mother senses kicking in: "WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!"

—

Yandere Alicent & Yandere Ser Criston worrying over Seer reader and the fact Yandere TB will try to kidnap them again.

Seer reader: "Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve."

Yandere Alicent: "I think you mean cards."

Seer reader, pulling knives out of their sleeves: "No, I do not."

Both yanderes silently questioning how you got those knives.

—

Random noble: "Do you have a spouse?"

Seer reader: "Emotionally, or legally?"

—

Yandere Helaena: "Treat spiders the way you want to be treated."

Seer reader: "Killed without hesitation."

Yandere Helaena: "No!"

—

Seer reader: "What time is it?"

Yandere Aegon: "I don’t know. Scream and we’ll find out."

Seer reader: Screams.

Yandere Criston COLE: "WHO THE FUCK IS HURTING SEER READER AT TWO IN THE MORNING!?"

Yandere Aegon: "It’s 2 am."

—

Seer reader: Looks at draft. "That is way too long."

Author: "I'm making it longer."

[withered-rose-with-thorns]

INCORRECT HOTD QUOTES: 1/∞ + Bonus judgy Daemon

[hauntedbythenarrative]

[aemysbabyofficial]

Y/N: Do you remember your first love? Alicent: I remember her dearly. Those lilac eyes. That long, silver hair. The way her tongue rolls her R's and L's like it was nothing. I also remember the small scrunch her nose made when we-- Y/N: I asked if you remembered your first love, not how psychologically lovesick you are.

[agathaswoman]

modern!young rhaenyra inviting closeted!young alicent

rhaenyra: hey, alicent! do you wanna go dance with me?

alicent: nyra, you know i can't be seen in public with you

rhaenyra: okay...a simple "no" would be a much better answer, you know

[i-am-traveling-the-multifandom]

Aegon: I should have been a butterfly. Alicent *confused*: Elaborate.. Aegon: Eat a lot, sleep and wake up beautiful. Heleana: You do know they have a life span of like two weeks. Right? Aegon: That's just a plus point.

[nalyniavadelletargaryen]

Alicent: You need a hobby

Aemond: I have a hobby.

Alicent: Plotting revenge and slaying your kin is not a hobby.

Aemond: Neither is neglecting your children their whole lives and daydreaming about bedding, Rhaenrya

Alicent: …..

Aemond: But you don't hear me criticizing how you spend your free time, mother.