#swatch ramble

[therubberducklad]

Here me out…..

A Princess and the pauper AU staring Swatch and Spamton.

This made me question a lot. Like who would be the pauper and who would be the princess????? I immediately thought that “well ofc! Swatch is a butler- they’d be the pauper”.

..But then I remember how absolutely poor spam is. So like should he be the pauper??

That’d mean that Mike/Gaster gets to be Madam Carp. That’s fucking hilarious.

AND swatch already lives in the castle in deltarune!! And is much wealthier than spam (most of the time) so they should be the princess!!

But then…. Who takes the place of the evil son a bitch that swatch’s about to get married off to????

It’d have to be a royal child from another kingdom, who’s swatches age…….

…..*looks at Rouxls Kaard *

[lancerious]

thank you for being #1 lancer fan the world needs more lancer fans

Ho ho ho, of course!! Lancer is CRIMINALLY underrated I tell you, kid deserves WAY more attention than he currently gets

Glad to see another Lancer fan pop in <3!

[skylerfurmaniac-deactivated]

Wait it's been a while have my art lmao (it's a bunch of random doodles hope you guys don't mind >w<)

(desgin made by @kingsis :3)

[whyeverr]

welp.

I’m already obsessed 🤷🏼‍♀️

[monofazz]

I love Swatchton so much it is one of the most silly and most fucked up and most married and most divorced and most lovingly puppy love and old love. These two are opposites and so similar at the same time, holding hands, living a dream and losing their dream and losing that purpose.

A failed unfinished dream, a dormant hope resurected as an impossible machine filled with unimaginable power, abandoned but yet not forgotten. A last hope for someone who has nothing left and nothing left to lose. A foundation for a last hurrah in another two pairs of hands. Lighter and Darkner. Darkner and Lightner.

Swatch and Spamton's stories are intertwinned, a once valued customer, a shoulder to cry on; a crooked salesman stealing their look and stealing their forgotten dream; a butler who broken trust by only listening to the queen.

What a pity it is, that black is the colour of sorrow.

[yourfriendlypyrovampire]

I said hair like amethyst in a jokingly poetic way but that's actually his hair color 🤣

Well, when you compare it to Daniel Smith's Amethyst Genuine watercolor

[archivesweats]

How do y’all survive the wait time for things to dry. I’m so bad at waiting 🥲 finally got my Taroko Enigma notebook in the mail this morning, so I’m swatching everything all over again.

[s1lly-gh02tz]

Ok here’s me talking about spamton (my headcanons and shit)

So I do really like the theory where Spamton was thrown into the acid pool. I feel it went down like Spamton didn’t pay rent for a hot minute because of his business completely failing and eventually closing. For this point in time he was just slowly losing grasp of himself. As he kept trying and trying to get that phone call back, ever time there wasn’t a response he would just lose more and more of his sanity. Queen was friends with Spamton so obviously she gave him time. Eventually she got sick of it and lost patience, inevitably throwing him into the acid lake. I think it would be extra sad if it was one of the swatchlings or maybe even Swatch that threw him in so queen won’t get her hands dirty.

Once he went into the lake he tried swimming out but obviously failed. The acid made him really short. He was always pretty short compared to everyone but the Acid really didn’t help. The acid also like melted away his skin, eventually revealing a harder, puppet skin kinda thing if you know what I mean? His mouth sort of got stuck in a nutcracker kinda thing? Like he can’t move his mouth up or down. However he can move like his cheeks and upper lip, allowing him to slightly smile or frown

Like that(it’s shitty cause I’m in the car)

Once he got out of the lake after a while, he crawled out of the castle (it was probably night at the time so he wasn’t caught). He couldn’t walk because he was in a lot of pain. He stayed at a dumpster(obviously) for the night and eventually just decided to stay in them.

Now once he was able to walk and move around again, he started walking around the back streets of Cyber City and just started digging through the trash. Doing this, he found the outfit he wears in game. It was filled with holes so he patched it up with other things he found.

Eventually he snuck back into the mansion somehow, remembering the Neo body. I’m not up to date on the lore for what exactly happened so I don’t have much for this but I have one thing. Spamton found the glasses he wears at Swatches shop or somewhere in the castle. He thought maybe he could try and disguise himself but one he was short and the acid did not help. He did still alter his appearance to look more like swatch to get to the Neo body, which obv failed.

I also really like the idea of him always having that voice thing where he blurts out random advertisements, however it gets worse when he isn’t himself or just not feeling well. When he was with the other Addisons he was very quiet and shy, partly because of this. He used to really hate it and when he became successful he was so scared of messing up on interviews and commercials. The addisons (specifically Pink) would joke about this, which would get under his skin. However (of course I’m putting spamvil in this) Jevil found it kinda cool. He had an interesting way of speaking himself so he found the advertisements kinda cute.

Speaking of Jevil i wanna talk about him too. I picture him and Spamton meeting like this. Spamton takes a drive to just idk get away from stuff and his car breaks down. He does know how to fix it but he doesn’t have the tools on him bc why would he. He’s trying to call someone but the signal sucks because they don’t really use phones there. He’s super frustrated so he just walks away. Jevil just happened to be hanging around doing whatever and he saw Spamton. At first Spamton was like “what the fuck”. He asked if there were any places where he could get his car fixed and Jevil was just like 🤷‍♂️. Spamton was very annoyed and frustrated so Jevil just took him around the kingdom to pass time until the morning. The two became ‘friends’ after this but Spamton def had something for Jevil. When the morning came Spamton was finally able to get a hold of someone and he left the kingdom. However because they’re friends now Jevil and Spamton wrote to eachother to communicate. Once they became closer and Jevil visited Cyber city more and more Jevil got a phone and was able to talk to spamton easier.

Also if you’re curious about what happened between them just check out the Spamvil comic I made🤑.

Now getting to the divorce. All of what I just said happened before Spamton was thrown into the acid. Now because both of them went insane for separate reasons, they probably had a fight caused by that and just decided it would be best to separate. This happened right when Spamton started losing everything after he didn’t get the phone call back.

HOWEVER. they do get back together eventually. I do NOT want spamton or Jevil dying after their boss fights. I made a separate post about this before but after Spamton’s boss fight he lived in the castle with Ralsei and the others. He became really good friends with Ralsei and helped him decorate and paint the rooms. (I’ve said this a million times before but I hc spamton as an artist) Eventually Ralsei found Jevil because he didn’t move in after his boss fight (he was hangin around doing his own thing for a bit). Ralsei didn’t tell Spamton who was moving in so when Spamton had finished his room he was just shocked to see him.

It basically went like this. Spamton was finishing up painting his room and he heard the door open. Ralsei was just showing Jevil his room, unaware the two knew eachother. Both of them were just shocked. Ralsei was confused but Jevil had asked for him to just wait outside for a bit. The two awkwardly talked for a minute. Because they separated at such a strange time and now that they were in better places and not entirely unstable, they missed eachother. They talked it out and set up a time to just work things out.

Eventually they did and then they kissed and all is well🥳🥳

Edit: Here’s some stuff about his time with the Addison bc I forgor :3

While Spamton lived with the Addison he was closest to Blue. He was the nicest to Spamton and helped him as much as he could. Spamton and Pink probably had the worst relationship. Pink was kind of an ass to Spamton just because he knew Spamton was doing anything for his company and was kind of just really bad at his job.

Spamton helped the Addison with things like keeping track of numbers and advertisements. I headcanon that Spamton is really good with math so he can help the Addison’s with numbers stuff. He also draws many advertisements for all of them because he’s an artist.

When Spamton became successful, Pink was the first to ditch him. Then it was yellow. Then orange. But it took a while for Blue. He stuck with him. He was friends with him. But spamton grew greedy and kind of rude. He only ever focused on his business. He never had time for anything else. It was all he ever talked about. Blue cared about him but he couldn’t do it anymore. After a fight, blue ditched him and Spamton officially had no friends. He had Jevil but we all know how that ended up☹️

When Spamton is not entirely insane anymore and after everything happens he meets up with the Addisons again and tries to fix their friendship. Eventually everyone, even Pink, forgives him and they’re all friends now. Spamton still helps them out with advertisements and numbers just like he used to🥳

Okay so that’s basically it!! Really enjoyed writing this and I’ll update is as soon as I come up with something new!!

[mycringefactory]

these two fight together

[ophernelia]

i went to a fashion show today for one of my old mentees and baby… i don’t miss that scene at all. his showcase was great! he did an amazing job with his recent collection. that wasn’t the issue. that whole backstage life i really don’t miss. too fast paced. too much noise. i just was ready to go. i feel like i just got off a rollercoaster. i don’t wanna do that again.

[sisigull]

Now if you don’t know, I collect ink and here’s my growing collection of 28 different inks

It’s starting to take up a shit ton of space but I can’t stop 😭

[skylerfurmaniac-deactivated]

eh, started this a week ago, never gonna finish it so :/ have a wip

paper sketch underneath keep reading lol

[volfoss]

Playing the not so berry challenge is so fun in sims 3 until you have to build the house and it's all one color and looks so bad

[grillbyz]

thinking ab possibility of cooking segment in chapter 3,,,,, mettaton i miss you,,,,,,

[ghostlysage]

Hghnggha.. GgrgrgGHEHAHAAAAA!!!! opinions on swatch deltarune? :D

I LOVE SWATCH DELTARUNE theyre so pretty vro… i need to draw them again ^_^

[cuerue]

also looking through the tags on the armor reference post is fun but yall are sleeping on veil jumper gear