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Watching YT & text appears on the screen for a BRIEF moment, like a cheeky line or smthn

Me questioning whether I ACTUALLY saw smthn or if my mind is messing with me:

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Not my fault he's weird-

a mysterious Kaard shaped figure is following you home…he’s got a knife! Maybe throwing some candy will help!

WEOIMFROGTNDWNEIF HERE HAVE SOME GUMMY WORMS-

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*You're rewarded with one free wish! No limits :).*

Surprise! A friendly Rouxls approaches, the cloak of his hood is down & he looks fairly worn out. He smiles warmly at you, nodding slightly.*

*Give candy?*

Fancy candy for a fancy gentleman!

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME-

a mysterious Kaard shaped figure is following you home…he’s got a knife! Maybe throwing some candy will help!

WEOIMFROGTNDWNEIF HERE HAVE SOME GUMMY WORMS-

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a mysterious Kaard shaped figure is following you home…he’s got a knife! Maybe throwing some candy will help!

WEOIMFROGTNDWNEIF HERE HAVE SOME GUMMY WORMS-

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*The stranger predicted that you will be candyless on Halloween & your costume will mysteriously vanish.*

*You are being watched from a corner of the room.*

*The mouth is jagged, clothes worn & ragged. They gaze at you curiously.*

*Give candy?*

hmmmmm….no! Candy will not do their teeth any favors!

Especially not after what they’ve bitten in the past

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Not me trying to figure out if there's anything above "OMG"

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*The individual responds by (affectionately) summoning a pile of snow of top of you & walking away, humming a cheerful tune!*

*Someone approaches! Their cloak has a fun Halloween print on it & is changing SPOOOOKY colors. The candy is not for them, but rather their children!*

*Give candy?*

have a giant pack of Chocolate your majesty! There’s even enough for you!

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Creator tips his hat & thanks you kindly :)

Creator also says trick or treat. Homie just wants gears & mechanical parts lol, otherwise he's gonna unleash Lefty upon you

Have these steampunk buttons!

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*The mask changes to comedy! The stranger leaves, now happy :).*

*You feel someone staring at you.*

*They are silent, gazing endlessly. Their mask is sad, stuck on tragedy.*

*Give candy?*

A candy apple and a kiss on the head

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reblog this if you're okay with booping spams please !!

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He’s just staring at you…it makes you uneasy… maybe if you give him some candy he’ll go away?

*Hands candy cautiously*

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Shit-ily made Rouxls Hatsune Kaard Miku says “trick’est or treat’eth!” 

NAHHHHHH THAT'S ACTUALLY PERFECT-

Here I got a whole stash of worms for ya :>

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Update: Swift ate all the cupcakes & now he's zooming all over the place

What have you done /j /silly

Swift says to give him tons of candy or he's gonna tp ur house

Have a bunch of mini cupcakes you sweet lil clown

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LANCER SAYS TRICK OR TREAT YOU CLOWN HOHOHO!

OOOOOOOOH HELLO THERE!!

I got all the candy you could want buddy <3!!

(Don't tp my house pls ty)

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Assuming you're gonna get me to max, you're gonna be doing this for a WHIIIILE-

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I’m going to MURDER YOU WITH BOOPS—

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Ok I'm done lol

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I’m going to MURDER YOU WITH BOOPS—