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you’re hating on a guy that couldn’t decide between “a meow-rry christmas” and “santa claws” for his christmas caption btw

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I know im following the correct people when all I see on my dash rn is everyone losing it over Esteban and his black kitty Iris

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Let it be known that several times I almost mistagged my hockey posts as cycling cause I’m so used to tagging that. But no. Welcome to the blog, hockey. It is here to say

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obsessed with your story and want to know - do you have any essential background reading to recommend on will & Mack

hello 🥰 great question! i've used this article as a reference because it has their complete college record against each other (will smith hockey's hockey east dick trick beloved). it's also the article where will describes staying up late in czechia to watch mack get drafted. the roMANCE the red string of fate the yearninggg

it must be said that this video of them at a 49ers game is the foundational text that made me want to write them. yap god macklin celebrini vs will 'stoically pretending not to be a patriots fan' smith. the boys are humming indeed

will and mack both have empty netters interviews with lots of lore. the empty netters hosts are generally hit or miss for me but both interviews are pretty good. mack calls them on their bs at one point about who they root for in college hockey and it was a big OH moment for me that mack has this kind of hidden intensity under the goofball yapper persona

i also really love this interview where mack says he's excited to see "prime will smith" in action. just cute to me idk lol

better willmack scholars than i have done some more extensive digging and compilation. @moondoggiestyle has primers on will and his bc lore as well as mack and rick. i have learned everything i know about leno and gabe from her amazing scholarship!

also here's some important lore of mack and will playing against each other when they were 13/14ish which was dug up by @edmoil! in fact just check out their whole willmack tag because they are far more organized than i am!

finally this may seem obvious but if you watch sharks games, the official broadcast is putting in workkkk to give us willmack besties narratives. mack miming placing a crown on will (!?!?!?) and their own personal just-the-two-of-us games of sewerball are fun lil tidbits. the exciting thing about them as a pairing to me is that there are so many new little moments happening all the time! these are the good old days right now

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being an archaeologist in tumblr is so funny because I see so many text posts and go. Imperialism pre-dates capitalism. Rebellion against empires pre-dates capitalism. Money pre-dates capitalism. Social inequality pre-dates capitalism. Misogyny pre-dates capitalism. Wealth inequality pre-dates capitalism. Unilateral rule by oppressive rulers pre-dates capitalism. People’s dependence on their job for their survival pre-dates capitalism. Capitalism as an economic system is about 200-250 years old max but these problems are much, much older, and capitalism supports, entrenches, or exacerbates many of these problems… doesn’t mean it invented them and doesn’t mean they will simply cease to be problems After Capitalism.

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You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

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reblog to bap prev with your paw

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“whatever the fuck these two characters had going on” is a vastly underrated character dynamic

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i love talking about images online with you guys

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becoming president just to put lumen, decibel, and size restrictions on vehicles.

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whatever [dons my gay apparel]

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i love f1 because sometimes you get races where people are hardcore beefing with each other and slandering on live tv and we are blessed with actual miracles and then there's going to be one random subplot like wdym yuki tsunoda was contemplating the effects of global warming because of a beaver

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i love sports it's trashy reality tv it's a romcom it's a political drama it's a youtube epic fail compilation it's an exercise in manipulating statistics but most importantly: it is an easy way to acquire a collection of guys who are so shaped

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Gentle forehead bonk between helmeted characters. Gentle forehead bonk between robots. Gentle forehead bonk.

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Lewis Hamilton & Mercedes

12 Seasons, 246 Races

6 World Drivers Championships, 8 World Constructors Championships

84 Race Wins, 78 Pole Positions

153 Podiums, 3949.5 Points

4210 Laps Led, 55 Fastest Laps