#spamton x reader

[some0newithapen]

Got out of class and was a bit too excited to see my Spamton plush

[glitchfuzz]

you ever just need to

y'know?

[evyshnya]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lil spamton skethes plus spamton x yn, i cant believe i drew that bruhhh

[grey-birdy]

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]] !!!

[keylee]

Random EVIL headcanons for a husband Spamton

He snores super loud… like full on open mouth snoring.

Always complaining about his back pain, or about stiff joints. He slept in a dumpster for years, what do you expect?

Talks while chewing. I don’t know he just gives me the vibe he would do that. He’s a damn chatterbox.

If he sees something cool he NEEDS to buy it. You can’t convince him not to, at least not forever. He’ll just show up home with it one day.

Really insensitive. Like, not an asshole, but wouldn’t hesitate to say something incredibly blunt just out of his own personal curiosity. If he ends up offending you or someone else, he’ll be completely confused as to why.

This guy is never quiet, and he doesn’t like quiet. Whistling, obnoxiously loud singing, playing ‘90s hits, or just muttering to himself.

Anyway yeah I hate him

[juliating]

ough I love him sm,, need to draw regular Spam more

also shoutout to a coworker whos been mumbling that song to himself half asleep on nightshift for like 20 min

[depressed-froggo-sillies]

boop!

[tristyndaroo01]

*Slams my head against a table multiple times*

[wakebymoonsleepbysun]

I uh. Need to come up with my own version of Sneo that I can actually draw well but have this for now xD

I freaking love size swap. Every time I have a blorbo that changes sizes you can expect me to do this.

I love size diffs enough on their own (clearly) but the characters switching sizes (or moreso switching their giant/tiny roles if not their actual heights) has so much cool potential.

Being scooped up in the arms of a creature that used to be smaller than you, being able to effortlessly hold the creature that used to carry you, finally being big enough to protect them but now you're also kinda scary to them and realize just how fragile they've been this whole time...aaaahahhhh my beloved TvT

[bigshotspambot]

SNEO…. and we do this

[spamtondoingthings]

spamton creeping into your bed at night to "sneakily" cuddle up to you while youre asleep

[ihitthewall]

I translate my art into English using Google Translate. The last cringe comic is being prepared so this is a spoiler. I'm thinking of making an OC Phishing site in the shape of a shark and drawing some fanfiction. I feel like a happy snail.

[nanstar200]

some sketchy hurt/ comfort doodles for the road! 

(ALSO, HAPPY BELATED VALENTINES DAY!!! I’LL MAKE SOMETHING TASTEFULL FOR U ALL!!)

[evyshnya]

neo spam sketches featuring oc (which is also y/n or self insert, whatever)

[colliholly]

You’ve done sick headcanons, general ones, bshot ones… do you have any thoughts for a xreader spamton scenario where his partner is just. Sad. Either for a specific reason or it just being an off day?

That's a sweet idea... sure!

SAD READER X SPAMTON HCs!!!

• I'll be real... Spamton is probably not great at cheering people up. He would be able to relate to you, sure, but I think he's just too far gone himself to be of much... intelligent help. I DO think he's extremely loyal to anyone he manages to grow attached to, however - and as a result he'd want to at least try to help, in his own weird Spamton way.

• Much like the sick reader headcanons, a common solution for him would be PIPIS. Oh you're upset??? What you need is Pipis, and A LOT OF IT. This of course would have varying degrees of success.

• When Pipis doesn’t work, he might attempt to do something nice for you, like bringing you a questionably-obtained gift, or making you food. Said food would look something like this, but it’s the thought that counts.

• He might also call upon his Minitons to help keep you company.

• This is one of my personal favorite headcanons... Spamton knows you think he's funny. A lot of his humor is unintentional, sure (with him spouting ridiculous phrases uncontrollably), but he can work with that. He's basically a walking Youtube Poop. I love the idea of him purposely parroting as many wacky phrases as he can to try to get a laugh out of you. <:]

[keylee]

Alright guys fine I’m sorry for all the angst here’s some sappy Spamton stuff.