#suren darga

[clambuoyance]

Damian trying to convert his friends to the shoujo side one by one!

[incorrectbatfam]

I need Dick's reactions to Gen Alpha Dami and Jon, maybe if he's babysitting or chaperoning them both or smth? Thank you!

Damian: Grayson, my friends are coming over.

Dick: I'll run down to the gas station for some snacks.

Damian: Tt. That's nothing but chemically treated junk peddled by megacorporations who fund deforestation and violate human rights at the cost of our health and taxpayer dollars.

Dick: Well we don't have much at home so I'll take you out to eat.

Dick, muttering as he leaves: Deforestation and taxpayer dollars...

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Damian: Grayson, these are my friends. You already know Jon, Colin, and Billy. Meet Maya, Maps, Kathy, and Suren. Guys, this is my fossil of a brother, Richard.

Dick: I'm only 27!

Maya: 2024 minus 27...

Maya: You were born in the 1900s.

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[in the car]

Dick: So, Kathy, where are you from?

Kathy: *stifles a laugh*

Kathy: Ohio.

The kids: *high five*

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[at the arcade]

Dick: They're charging four tokens to play Doodle Jump? I played this for free on the school iPads in junior high.

Colin: Inflation.

Dick: How about your game, Suren?

Suren, wearing VR glasses: *whacks Dick with a plastic sword*

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[at the prize counter]

Maps: I'll take that.

Maps: *points to a box*

Dick: What is it?

Maps: I don't know. It's a mystery. Now record me doing an unboxing for my gacha channel.

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[at the pizza parlor]

Dick: Where's the menu?

Damian: It's the QR code on the table.

Billy: Mine's not loading.

Maps: Womp womp.

Dick: Here, we can use a print one.

Billy: *tries to zoom in on paper*

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[at home]

Bruce: How was your day? Did you have fun?

Jon: Yeah. We even saw an influencer at the thrift store on the way back.

Damian: Tt, more like a they/them catboy Karen.

Bruce: That's... nice?

Bruce: *looks to Dick for an explanation*

Dick: *shrugs*

[fantastic-nonsense]

re-read Robin: Son of Batman last night just to feel something

DC give them back to me. I miss them 😭

[yeetdeeznuts]

Halloween Batfam headcannons!! Pt1.

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- Dick and Barbara probably did a matching couples costume. Depending on who chose the costume it can very from something very cute like Barbie and Ken to something really silly like Blues Clues

-Tim tried to do a group costume with young justice- key words TRIED. There was a mixup in the group chat and they all went as something insanely different

-Jason either doesn’t dress up at all or goes ALL out. There is no in between.

-Damian wanted to just stay inside and skip Halloween but his friends wouldn’t let him and they all ended up going as characters from Winnie the Pooh (he was Eyore)

-Alfred helped make everyone’s costumes and made sure to take plenty of pictures

-Jason ALSO took many pictures but for blackmail.

-Bruce and Selina went as Batman and Catwoman except Bruce was Catwoman and Selina was Batman

-Bruce an Selina watched movies together and handed out candy

-Tim went to a Halloween party but got overwhelmed the first ten minutes and left

-Conner got hammered at said Halloween party

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I have WAY more ideas for headcannons than I have time to type rn but if you guys also have any ideas feel free to share

[fatheriimaginedyoutaller]

Nothing but respect for MY Damian Teen Titans team

[metis-iphigenia]

Routes I Would Want For Damian Wayne's Character(because I desperately dont want him to become Batman)

1) TRAVEL ROUTE

• in my opinion, Damian's travel arc was really short. I was actually expecting it to be longer but instead he came to Gotham earlier.

i think travelling, learning new cultures, meeting new people would be better for Damian's character as he is seen to be always confused about who he is and who he wants to be.

one of his main things about Damian's character currently is him being confused about who he is and him not wanting to live under his parents shadow(which is why im not happy with the "damian is a mini bruce" or the "father like son" agenda they keep pushing in the comics but i will tak about that for another day)

if damian was away from his family like be was in the lazarus island, i think he have a better chance at finding out who he is because he is seperated from what others want him to be. also everything would be funnier imo

maybe Nika would join him and we could see Nika panicking about how to break the "Ra's al ghost" issue to him while Damian is just happy to have Nika with him. or we can have Suren&Damian&Maya trio(or dnd trio as me and my bff call them) reunion that would be so fun.

> my point is, I dont think Damian is meant for Gotham. I dont think Gotham is the route for him

2) SEPARATE VIGILANTE ROUTE

• I have seen SO many things about Damian creating his own persona, a one that he is comfortable with and i absolutely love the ideas even if its not my favourite one

shadowbird/blackbird/redbird/ghoul/caracal etc.. i have seen SO SO many things but i think "Shadowbird" and "Caracal" is my favourite one by far.

Shadowbird both follow his father side of the familys "bird theme" and his mother side of the familys "shadow theme" and in that sense i really like it.

i love Caracal because its really ironic considering caracal is a feline type creature and isnt on theme with the rest of his family😭😭 i find it funny

all of the names are very very nice and lovely imp i love all the original concepts!!

3)MEDICAL ROUTE

• i have two ideas for this one so i will separate them to make them easier to read

1)) nearly everyone knows this one. Its damian becoming a vet. i REALLY love this idea. I also love him moving to a cottage and opening up a clinic there. or maybe a farm too!!

2)) the second one is damian becoming a doctor.(surgeon to be exact) The reason for this idea is comes from him being a doctor to save lives to make up for the ones he ended.(since being a doctor is a very time consuming job so this kinda implies him stopping being a vigilante)

4)CIVILLIAN ROUTE

• I think one of damians main problems with not knowing who he is comes from the exceptations he has placed on himself because of the mantles/titles he had gotten in his life.(son of the demon/bat, heir to the demon, future batman, demonhead, robin etc..) if he were to be separated away from these he would at first maybe be confused with what to do but it would be better for him imo. i think he really could be in peace with himself if the civillian route were the case.

also there is something really sweet about him leaving the life of violence/fighting behind him considering his whole life has been filled with chaos.

i would love him being roomates with one of his friends(either Colin or with his cousin and brother Mara and Respawn)

5)ART ROUTE

• this one is a route where he goes to an art school in bludhaven(dont ask me why bludhaven it mostly because its a canon event for nearly most batkid to live there at least once) and becoming an artist!!

>>> If you have a route for Damian please tell me i love reading about damian!! <<<

[cer-rata]

Jon: Hey, I haven't seen Maya in a bit, what's up with that?

Damian: Uh...she's...been busy...

Jon: Oh okay. What about Goliath? Where's he?

Damian, starting to sweat: ...With Maya...

Jon: And that Suren guy you said I was going to meet? We still gonna do that?

Damian, nose bleeding: I...I don't...

Jon, getting suspicious: Alfred said you were friends with a kid named Colin right? He still around? Why don't I ever get to meet any of your friends?

Damian, starting to shake: Jon...you...you...have to stop asking these questions...they're going to...they're going to make me do it...

Jon: What? Do what? Hey, what you got there? Is that a cannon? Why does it have 'narrative butcher' written in crayon on the side? Why are you pointing it at--

Damian, tears in his eyes: It's...it's going to be okay Jon. I'm not allowed to have consistent relationships. But at least you're marketable, you won't go away completely...but I'm going to have to derail your arc.

Jon, backing away slowly: Damian, what are you--Ow! Augh! My character development! What's happening to me?! What's this about a volcano--

Damian, openly weeping: Goodnight, sweet prince.

[sakunatsuteru]

More dc stuff 🫶🫶

[damian-lil-babybat]

Talia’s Gambit: A Matriarch’s Tale by angeljas

Summary:

Talia is on the mission to save her family. If it extended to the Wayne family, then that would not be her problem. After all, when did in all known and unknown multiverses, in those in the living and the dead, did she ever asked permission to save her loved ones before? But first, she needed to correct her Beloathed’s misconceptions. Lots of them. And maybe, while she's at it, she might be able to reclaim her lost family, and pick up others, along the way. Nevertheless, her country is big enough to house all of them, and then some. OR. Pre-Morrison Talia got isekaid (vaguely) back to her old body after the events of RSOB, and she had to survive being the villainess of her own story, while saving her ex and son, and picking up discarded assassin kids. Thankfully, she is loaded and just insane enough to make things work.

First chapter is up!

Chapter 1: The ill-fated villainess returned from hell

[kerakeriza]

i was gonna ask if suren darga from robin: son of batman appearing in the jealousy comic arc but then i realized its entirely possible that you do not know who that is. so, if possible, i'd love to request a surendami/damisuren sketch from you

for personal reasons he will not appear in my fancomic, so here's a random meme just for you lol.

[arabian-batboy]

Commission by @carrotkicks

I was thinking about what Pokémon the R:SoB trio would own and I just knew that Sprigatito for Damian, Litten for Suren & Toxel for Maya would be the perfect choices.

[camo-wolf]

My Damian team concept !!!!

I’m calling it the legacy league!!!

(Click for clearer images)

[incorrectbatfam]

I know we already have retail Steph, but could we also have substitute teacher Jason? (how did he get this job? he's a bat), the reason? he really enjoys the idea and the bonus of annoying his younger siblings and keeps the eyes on them

[art class] 

Jason: What'cha sculpting?

Damian: Your updated tombstone.

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[English class] 

Jason: Jon, can I talk to you for a sec?

Jon: Is it about my book report?

Jason: Yes. You were supposed to write a report on The Outsiders, but instead, you wrote about the menu at Outback Steakhouse. However, since it's really well-written, I'm giving you a B. 

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[math class] 

Colin: *raises his hand*

Jason: Yes?

Colin: Can I go to the bathroom?

Jason: What do I look like, your handler? Just go. 

Colin: *leaves with his backpack*

Colin: *walks out the school to patrol while Jason watches from the window*

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[health class] 

Jason: Can anyone tell me the most important food group?

Billy: Your mom.

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[social studies class]

Jason: Who can tell me Nanda Parbat's biggest export?

Suren: Assassins. 

Jason: Other than that.

Suren: Zombie assassins. 

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[science class]

Jason: Today we're going to learn about the circle of life.

Maya: You would know a lot about that, wouldn't you?

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[music class]

Jason: Girls' side, can I hear that first verse from you again?

The girls: *singing*

Maps: *inhuman screeching*

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[gym class]

Jason: Where are your gym clothes?

Kathy: At home.

Jason: M'kay, go get some extras from the lost and found.

Kathy: No thanks, black's not my color.

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[recess]

Jason, on the phone: I think my first day's going pretty well—

Jason: *gets hit by mud*

Jason: ...I'm gonna have to call you back. 

[damnianalghulnotwayne]

we as a fandom have failed with the criminal lack of fanart of damian with his besties

[puppiesandnightlock]

ALRIGHTTTTT WE HAVE A FEW DIFF NAMES HERE!!

explanation for poll here

Name ideas Creds!

Justice kids was from @pin-crusher2000

Renegades was suggested by @now-listen-here

and fight club was from @livingtobethevillain

[renaissance35]

Damian: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Suren: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Maya: I think it's the big words you use.

Jon: I got distracted about halfway through.

Toussaint: I think it's because your short.

Milagro: Can't understand what I can't see.

Collin: Maybe it's your "I'm superior to all" voice. It's pretty low.

Billy: Here no evil, see no evil.

Jai West: That's right.

Alex: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Damian: