#barabara gordon

[siddyyyyyyyy]

Father!Dick Grayson who picks you up after school with his bike, trying to be stubborn and not go to mcdonald‘s with you. Fails eventually, getting to the drive through and buying you a happy meal… getting himself chicken nuggets and a milkshake.

Father!Dick Grayson who tries to get you into his taste of music too, playing the top rock hits from the 70‘s to early 2000‘s, singing along really loudly from time to time. Led Zeppelin and ABBA seem to be he two most listened bands and you know every song by name too; because of no other than him.

Father!Dick Grayson who lets you experiment on his hair, letting you give him crazy hairstyles and gel it a certain (funny) way. He forgot to undo it one time and came to patrol with three high pigtails in his hair, fully confused on why everyone seems very amused.

Father!Dick Grayson who cries one time because you accidentally cut one strand of his hair when messing around.

Father!Dick Grayson who makes the best birthday parties you can imagine, even humiliating himself in a clown costume just to hear the giggles from you and your friends. He doesn‘t try and bake though, secretly ordering a cake from Alfred with extra chocolate.

Father!Dick Grayson who tries to make the same birthday parties when you‘re a teenager and only gets very honest feedback in return. Eventually decides to just let it be and let you decide how your big day will plan out.

Father!Dick Grayson who likes to go on walks with you and Haley. (Haley likes to sleep on you when you are sick and will growl at Dick when he gets close, because she thinks he wants to take her away from you)

Father!Dick Grayson who won‘t let you be involved into the vigilante life, wanting a normal life for you. Even gives Barbara the task to make sure you won‘t get any rebellious ideas and sneak out, just to play hero and patrol like him.

a/n: did another, shorter part, of Father!Dick Grayson.....might even write a longer drabble about the last headcanon

←MASTERLIST

[yzur02]

-Bat chat-

Red Robin: "good argument, but have you considered the following?"

RR: *sends cat video by mistake*

Red Hood: "what does that have to do with anything?"

Robin: "no no, he's got a point"

Oracle: "he got you there, Jay"

RH: "this is a private chat"

O: "yeah, on my servers"

RR: "???"

[demonicsuffrage]

In da clerb we all batfam

[to-the-stars8]

The Waynes' Nanny

Batfamily and Reader/ Bruce Wayne x Reader Chapters Ao3

Book Shop Nanny

It was too nice of a day in Gotham to pass up sitting in the park. So, you packed up a little basket of food, a picnic blanket, and some toys, and rounded up the brood of children to force them into a day of outside activities. They all were enthusiastic about it, in reality, and even Mr. Wayne decided to join you. 

Now, you were sat between Damian, who was getting a bit sleepy already, and Mr. Wayne, who looked too pale in proper lighting. The rest of the kids, save for Dick, were running about playing a sham game of badminton. You watched them happily, your heart leaping with every childish giggle or joke. Then, you noticed the eldest Wayne boy sitting across from you.

Dick was torn between paying attention to the group and a fine pair of brown eyes not too far away. You looked to where his eyes were to see a young redheaded girl sitting on a blanket with some friends, giggling away. Like you, they were having a picnic.

Smiling, you said, “You should go talk to her.”

“What?” Dick said. 

Bruce glanced down at you, now focusing on the conversation right next to him. He didn’t say anything but listened as you said, “I see you staring at her, Dickie. Just go say hi.”

Looking over his shoulder, Bruce saw Barbara Gordon, Commissioner Jim Gordon’s daughter, sitting with her friends. Dick stumbled over his words, eventually getting out that it wasn’t really an option for him to go up and just talk to her. 

���Do you know her?” You asked. When Dick nodded yes, you added, “Then it shouldn’t be a problem. Just go up and say you saw her over there and wanted to say hi.”

The boy seemed a little more interested now. “What if she really doesn’t want to see me?”

“Then get the hint and leave her alone. You’re making this too complicated.”

“What do I say?” Dick said. 

Bruce was going to give some advice at that point, just to seem like a parent, but you were quick with a response. “After you say hi, ask her what she’s up to today. Just ask her about herself. People love talking about themselves.” You took a moment to yell to Jason not to be so rough with Tim and Duke before going on. “For instance, if someone asked me about my books, I’d never shut up.”

“But…” Dick paused to think. “Well, okay, I guess.” 

Slowly, the boy got up and made his way over to Barbara’s group. She smiled upon seeing him approach and immediately invited him to join. Smiling, you told Mr. Wayne that you knew everything would turn out. 

After a few minutes of silence, Bruce finally asked, “I never took you as much of a reader.”

“Oh, yeah,” You said with a bright smile. “I would say I read about as much as Jason, but I think he might have me beat.”

Bruce chuckled. “If reading ever becomes a job, I think Jay would be ten times richer than me...You’re always welcome to the books in the library at home, you know.”

You smiled kindly at Mr. Wayne. “I do now. Thank you.”

“Well, I think a majority of them are law and medical books, but it never hurts to brush up on your STEM knowledge.”

You laughed a little and adjusted Damian on your lap. “Oh, I’d say the books I read are a little medical.”

“What do you read then?”

You smiled before turning back to the kids, and he began to wonder if what you said had a little mischievous double meaning. Bruce stared at you, trying to find something to say, either about books or just about you, but couldn’t find the right question. Finally, he settled on just suggesting that, after the park, maybe they could all go to the bookstore. You agreed heavily, thinking that Jason and the rest of the kids would enjoy it. 

“You can get something, too, if you like,” Bruce offered. “I think we can fit it into the budget.”

You laughed a little too hard at the joke, not having anticipated it from Mr. Wayne of all people. “I mean, if we can squeeze two pennies together then why not!”

“But, you do want to go?”

“Of course, I’d do anything for a free book,” You said with a playful wink. 

Bruce chuckled as he looked back at his kids, thinking that just maybe there was a bit of weight in your advice.

[yeetdeeznuts]

Halloween Batfam headcannons!! Pt1.

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- Dick and Barbara probably did a matching couples costume. Depending on who chose the costume it can very from something very cute like Barbie and Ken to something really silly like Blues Clues

-Tim tried to do a group costume with young justice- key words TRIED. There was a mixup in the group chat and they all went as something insanely different

-Jason either doesn’t dress up at all or goes ALL out. There is no in between.

-Damian wanted to just stay inside and skip Halloween but his friends wouldn’t let him and they all ended up going as characters from Winnie the Pooh (he was Eyore)

-Alfred helped make everyone’s costumes and made sure to take plenty of pictures

-Jason ALSO took many pictures but for blackmail.

-Bruce and Selina went as Batman and Catwoman except Bruce was Catwoman and Selina was Batman

-Bruce an Selina watched movies together and handed out candy

-Tim went to a Halloween party but got overwhelmed the first ten minutes and left

-Conner got hammered at said Halloween party

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I have WAY more ideas for headcannons than I have time to type rn but if you guys also have any ideas feel free to share

[not-another-robin]

I see your old gay men and raise you even older, gayer men

[havendance]

I need Greg Rucka to write a dc Black Label Birds of Prey series where they kill people. Like in sexy political assassination ways. Please Greg Rucka you know you want to give them sniper rifles and make them super competent.

[make-the-devil-cry]

[glassdecanters]

humanising the batfam with things a lot of people do/struggle with pt2

tw for talk of sexual violence, catcalling and car accidents

after an accident in the batmobile in his teen years, dick finds his difficult to wear a seatbelt. he has to be reminded to put it on. in said accident he was trapped inside of the car by his seatbelt, and it still terrifies him to this day.

damian can’t sleep in the dark anymore. the hallway light is left on for him, with his door open just a crack, to let light into his bedroom every night. bruce installed a failsafe so that it automatically turns on at 8pm and stays on until 8am. (i know this is supposed to be realistic but i couldn’t help myself that’s sweet)

stephanie, cass,and barbara, all struggle with general patriarchal society bullshit. they’re hit on, constantly, even when they’re kids. constantly threatened with sexual violence by random thugs and always seen as weaker or less able than everyone else around them.

tim and damian both go nonverbal. they both know sign language, for cass’ sake, but they obviously both get frustrated by it. it scared damian when it first happened and it hurt for him to talk, he insisted his mother had somehow plotted this against him for not attending a meeting with her; dick had to talk him down from it.

dick has to sleep with his curtains pinned shut. too many years of robin trauma for him to, in his words, “risk it”

jason has tried everything, every method under the sun, every life hack, everything, to get rid of his scarring. on his back, on his face, his arms. but it won’t go away. during the summer months, he’s still always in full body clothing, with everywhere covered.

[two-sibyls-tall]

breaking my accidental fanfic hiatus to post this dumbassery

[dcdisabilitypride]

DC Disability Pride Week Prompts

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[art-ro-vert]

What is you favorite ship with Dick Grayson?

The list are the most popular ships with him on ao3!

I actually did not expect Jaydick to be the top one in ao3, considering how hated it is everywhere else 😅 I can imagine all this haters, sitting at night and secretly writing Jaydick fics 😂😂😂

[luvly-writer]

“You are my sunshine”

Part 2: Galas and bets

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Jason Todd x Latina! Reader

Social media Au

Summary: Whilst fighting a magical being, a vision of a girl, to be precise Jason’s soulmate, is shown to the batfamily.

Series: Finished

Warnings: none

Author’s note: in my universe of the batfam, Damian is more emphatic and “caring” towards his sibling whilst also maintaining a cold front because of the years he has spent in Gotham, he has emotionally matured and therefore is nicer in a brotherly way to all of them. So that’s why you will see more of a playful and brotherly tone to him even if I’m maintaining the essence of his character through this. He handles his and the emotions of others better. Enjoy!

Taglist: @lorosette

Series masterlist:

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Writing under pictures:

Bruce and Alfred were seeing how they were practically vibrating with excitement.

“This is the first time ever I’ve seen them this excited for a gala, master Bruce” said Alfred with an amused glint to his eyes. He was also excited to meet this girl, even if it was hidden. Jason deserved good things after everything.

Bruce was baffled and amused. He lets out a small laughter. His children are going to be the death of him and he wouldn’t have it any other way. “That is correct, Alfred”

“How is master Jason?” questioned the butler seeing as he wasn’t anywhere near the rest.

At this, Bruce went to find him. He saw him in the balcony that was directly above the gardens looking up.

“You alright, Jaylad? I assumed you would be as excited as the others, even more seeing as that is your soulmate”

“you honestly believe it? this? the whole soulmate thing? YOU? Mr. Paranoid?”

Bruce chuckles, “Kid, this isn’t the first time i’ve been through a soulmate zap”

Jason looks at him intrigued

Bruce continued, “Justice League mission, they had touched Oliver and three weeks later, the same blonde girl walks up to quarters with the Black Canary mantle. Clark and Barry didn’t leave him alone for the entire day. Then, when she came to one of the galas and introduced herself as his date, I didn’t leave him alone for a whole week. He was whipped”

Jason laughs a little

Their relationship is slowly healing so it’s nice to see them have a chat without harshness been expressed

“What’s really wrong, Jason?”

“I didn’t think i was capable of being loved until i recently, or loving as a matter of fact….what if i fuck up and loose a good thing the universe has set out for me?”

“You will never know until you meet her and try”

Bruce clasps his hands on Jason’s shoulder

“Now let’s go before your siblings scare her away”

At this Jason sighs heavily, how fkn annoying can they be.

——————- gala begins- —————————————

Alfred was the only one greeting the guest, Bruce had forbidden the rest from being with him because they were worrying the rest of the guest so here they were at the ballroom, each planning their approach. The girls claimed they had it easiest, cause they could string up conversation having a girl to girl anywhere, even in the bathroom. Damian planned on using his youngest child privileges and Dick was gonna use charm. Duke intended to connect because they are both POCs in a room of stuffy rich people, and Tim was gonna use his Wayne Enterprise CEO status to connect with her through business (even if W.E. doesn’t need anything with architecture rn). And so the games began. Each separate in their own area. And Jason? In a corner with scotch in his hand wanting to numb his nerves. What they didn’t know was that Bruce knew about the bet, and planned to win as well.

Alfred saw the car arrive and the two young girls get out.

They presented their invitations and handed their coats to him.

Both girls, having recognized the butler from all the past galas, smiles at him and thanked him.

“Both of you look lovely, Misses Yang and L/n. It’s good to see you both this year again.”

“Thank you Alfred, it is good to see you too as well” responded Y/n with a bright smile.

Both girls walked towards the entrance, the same entrance everyone in the batfamily had been staring waiting anxiously for her arrival.

First they saw Nola, then Y/n, and so the games began.

(to be continued…)

<3

[rootbeerrex]

here's another multiple character / situation one! this is for birds of prey (1998) because dinah and babs are my BELOVEDS

(masterlist of my abstract dc fanart)

[midnightorchids]

Not sure if I have a crush on Barbara or if I wanna be her :/

[redstarfish-art]

The different ways that Batman media treat the Robins

Gotham by Gaslight: "Here, Master Bruce. I plucked these orphans from the streets for you."

"Alfred, they're not wild flowers."

Son of Batman: "Are you sure you want to send your 11 y.o. kid off on his own to climb some dangerous mountain?"

"He's not my 11 y.o. kid. He's the Gary Stu embodiment of power for little boys everywhere."

"...if you say so."

Under the Red Hood: "Prove to me that I'm your son!"

*batarang go brrrrrrr*

Lego Batman: "Is that your son?"

"No, that'd be weird."

"It'd be weirder if he wasn't your son."

Titans: "So how long have you and Bruce been..."

"Dating?"

"We can't use that word. It won't pass censorship."