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eggfriedricedwasian · 16 hours ago
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Angst timkon prompt idea:
Kon dreams or feels something for Tana Moon, his og gf who was in her mid twenties dating him when he was 15-16, and Tim doesn't like it.
Kon won't take any negative comment about Tana, but Tim just hates her.
Tim also wants Kon to see just how wrong their relationship was because Kon was a minor and she was an adult.
It ends in a huge fight and neither can be bothered to talk to the other.
Tim still holds steadfast to his opinion that Tana was a pedo and Kon was a victim. Kon just has to sit and think about all the facts the true facts Tim told him and make up his mind on apologizing and admitting Tim was right or keep his pride and not admit he was in fact a victim to pedophilia.
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eggfriedricedwasian · 17 hours ago
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Like father, like son, like son, like son, like son.
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eggfriedricedwasian · 4 days ago
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"if you're such a big DC fan, then why don't you have alot of comics and merch?"
BECAUSE I'M 15 YEARS OLD AND UNEMPLOYED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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eggfriedricedwasian · 4 days ago
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Are we slowly turning him into the deadpool of dc?
You know how sometimes Tim has moments where he is kind of TOO smart?Like when he basically said that in their world death doesn't mean much, at least when you're a hero
And many more moments when he just KNOWS stuff for some reason
So basically an AU where everytime shit happens,Tim says something to the camera like he's live streaming
He meets Dick Grayson for the first time in years and immediately turns to us and says:Chat is this real?
When Joker escaped Arham on his first solo: Chat am I cooked? Chat this is really happening...
When Dick is sad and angsty about Bruce,not believing B sees him as his son and Tim just gives the most exasperated look and says directly to us: You see what i have to deal with?
Titans Tower,but the moment Tim sees Jason in that home-made Robin cosplay he's like:Chat this NPC is NOT copying my flow
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eggfriedricedwasian · 4 days ago
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Dick and Tim collapsing on the dock for a nap after failing their mission.
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Showcase '93 #11
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eggfriedricedwasian · 4 days ago
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babs doesnt gaf if tims about to get blue shelled, get back into the hacker mines boy
redraw of an older drawing i dislike...
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eggfriedricedwasian · 4 days ago
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Robin Hood AU Part 9
Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 - Part 7 - Part 8
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Tim couldn't help but notice them. At every table he waited on, every customer he greeted, his eyes unconsciously went to the table
The Waynes laughed and ate, talking about things that seemed trivial (some were very obvious -to him- allegories about their night lives): the office, the basement project, Dick's group of friends
But Tim was also missing bits of the conversation, straining his ears to listen to the commotion at the table across the cafeteria. Some men complaining about their boss, making jokes about switching companies to the enemy
And then, for a long, fat moment, the Wayne family was silent. It was tiny, if you hadn't had your attention on it, you wouldn't have noticed it
"-pplies are moving to Old Gotham" his ears registered. Like the ringing of the bell
He turned his attention away from the family to identify the person who had entered
"Hi, welcome to the Nest what can I... Pru!" His friendly smile turned into a genuine one when he saw the woman enter, wearing... The most normal clothes he had seen her in for quite some time
"Hi Boss" The woman answered back
"What are you doing here?" Tim couldn't help but look away from the woman to observe the surroundings, noticing the strange atmosphere surrounding the Wayne table and the noisy mess that the Pinguin guys were starting to make
"Got somethin' ya'" Prudence leaned on the bar, hiding her movements, lifting her jacket a little
Tim stared at her before looking down to see what Prudence was carrying.
A letter with the Al Ghul seal
His smile widened and he rolled his eyes, turning around to start making a drink "You know, I was excited to see you after so long"
"The doctor sent me to check that everything was okay with you. You know, since... You got that dollar sign on your head" She looked around with fake curiosity, lingering a second longer over the Wayne table
Tim returned to his place, now holding a large cup of black tea "I'm doing just fine" and took a sip "I'm actually working on something here. So, if you're curious, you can come later to talk things out"
The woman placed the letter between two dollars and handed it to the boy, completely concealing the presence of unwelcome guests "Nah, I don't think so. I'm retiring" she downplayed the matter
"Yo said that last time" Prudence turned around, already walking
"What can I say? Money moves mountains" she said, before leaving
Tim easily slid the letter under the counter and put the money in the register. Finally paying attention to the commotion the people at the table were starting to make
Acidic and aggressive comments with threats of breaking things. Tim sighed in annoyance, leaving his place behind the counter to head over to the men's table
"Gentlemen, I need you to lower the tone of your conversation or I will have to ask you to leave my establishment" he asked them, taking the backs of the chairs of the most aggressive ones, with a smile that left no room for fights
Everyone at the table fell silent. Except for the oldest, who frowned as if Tim had insulted his grandmother
"And who you think you are to give us orders twink?"
Tim almost laughed at the insult, but managed to maintain his most relaxed and easy smile. "I'm the owner of the establishment, my name is Tim" pointed out the obvious
He couldn't pick up any sound from the Wayne table, and the eyes on his back were coming from the same direction. So, he assumed, he was getting their attention the wrong way.
"Well, Tim" The man spat out his name with contempt "I can and will do what I want. You got a problem with that?"
He took his hands off the other chairs and straightened up with the posture that his mother once taught him "Of course I don't have any problem with you enjoying your free will" he began, and his smile slowly faded, turning into an annoyed grimace "But you'll have to do it, out-of-my-nest" he snapped
Now the café had fallen silent. All the customers had turned around, curious about the gossip and the drama
The men looked around and then at each other, finally giving an annoyed look to the one who started the fight. Taking their things from the table and standing up... Almost looking embarrassed. The bastard talker was the last to rise, slamming his tray to the floor and taking long, strong strides out of there
Tim recovered his posture with ease, smiling calmly and turning to look at his other customers
"I'm sorry for the inconveniences" He apologized in a loud voice to be easily heard "But, y'all know... Gotham" ended with a light laugh
Some snorted in amusement and went back to their business, others simply ignored him. The boy returned his attention to the table and began to pick up the mess with a grimace. Listening carefully to the conversations that developed again
And he noticed it, on the chair where the smart-ass was. A damp, battered briefcase. But God knows Tim has found gems in worse places. He let the briefcase fall carelessly and unnoticed to the floor. He kicked it toward the counter, where it slid successfully, and Tim did a pretty good job of hiding the fact that he hadn't done anything.
Nobody noticed
All his nerves were on edge, his heart was beating a thousand miles an hour
He was fooling the Bats right in their faces
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I know, I know it's been more than a while 😭 but I cannot make myself write anything. That's why this feels kind of awkward. In this chapter I was supposed to introduce Prudence for more information and Selina was going to be mentioned. But I can't remember how I was supposed to do that, so I write something quick and ugly and I hate this, but it's okay, 'cause I remember where I was going, I just forgot how
Anyway, I will try to write something for Tim is a Wayne and Nurse. But I won't promise anything. I'm sorry 😔
Anyway, let's go
Also, IF YOU WANT TO BE TAGGED IN THE NEXT PART, PLEASE GO COMMENTS AND PUT A SIMPLE "please tag me" BECAUSE I ALWAYS FORGOT WHO U ARE 😭
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eggfriedricedwasian · 4 days ago
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HC that Duke is infamous for thinking something happened in a dream when it was real. Man comes for breakfast going, "You guys, I had the craziest dream--"
Tim: "Not a dream, had to wake you sorry."
Duke: "Shit. Did I do anything weird?"
Tim: "No more than usual."
Cass: "You called him a stupid baby seal and ate ice cream."
Duke: "Well that explains the dream."
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eggfriedricedwasian · 4 days ago
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Batfamily headcannons but as shit my brothers, dad and I do and have said: ___
Jason: So, when really thinking about it, out of all the league members, Wonder Woman is the best
Tim: Jay, wha-
Jason: *still talking about wonder woman while getting up and grabbing a knife in the kitchen and sitting with it for no reason*
Tim: Yeah... uhm sure *slowly backs away*
Jason: *Pauses - notices Tim backing away, the knife in his hand and the lime he had picked up in his other hand*
Jason:
Tim:
Jason: >:) *starts creepily following Tim while slowly cutting the lime*
Tim: Dick! Jason is threatening me!
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*in the airport, in line to board the plane*
Bruce: *turns too his hoard of children and very much unplanned says* Remember, Keep it secret...
Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, and any other child: Keep it safe.
(they had watched lord of the rings two days prior)
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Tim: I can scream louder
Damian: No, I can
Tim and Damian: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tim: wait, lets harmonize
Tim and Damian: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *But now it's pretty*
Jason from somewhere upstairs: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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Dick: Jason can do a really good Pigeon impression, Jason go
Jason: what no, why would I- *proceeds to do a perfect pigeon impression*
Jason: But when I went to france they sounded different so it was more like *proceeds to do perfect pigeon impression with apparently a french accent*
Dick: See?!
Random Gala person: What the hell?
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Damian: I have a crush.
Jason and Tim: WHAT?!
Damian: Yes, it is normal, now, do not tell Grayson
Tim: Why?
Damian: Because I'm going to taunt him for the next month that I have something big to tell him but that I shouldn't
Jason: You're mean and I love it.
Tim: I thought Dick was your favorite?
Damian: Exactly which means I must treat him as a brother should through sheer annoyance.
*later*
Dick: Dammmiiiiii it's been weeks, come on!!
Jason and Tim smirking: Honestly it's huge news Dick but he probably shouldn't say anything.
Dick: wait..... YOU GUYS KNOW??? WHAT IS IT???
Jason, Tim, and Damian: >:)
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Enjoy me imparting my families chaos upon their's
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eggfriedricedwasian · 4 days ago
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sleepy 1 and sleepy 2
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eggfriedricedwasian · 6 days ago
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Hey!! I wrote a fic based on one of your posts, if you want me to take it down, make it so it's gifted to you let me know or something let me know I'd be happy too!! Thanks for inspiring me <333
Here's the link https://archiveofourown.org/works/69127541
OMG THANK YOU!!! KEEP IT UP IT'S REALLY GOOD AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH!
P.S. Most my posts are made so ppl can make fics based on them. Thank you for tagging me and for writing about one of my posts!!
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eggfriedricedwasian · 11 days ago
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eggfriedricedwasian · 11 days ago
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Funk it I’m gonna be late with week 3 but at LEAST I can provide yall with week 4 (aka the only one I did ahead of time)
@aug-kissed week 4: good night kiss
He definitely tried to stay up with Tim, but also ultimately failed. Its ok tho Tim thinks he’s cute when he snores <3
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eggfriedricedwasian · 11 days ago
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Most Timberkon fics are just Bernard trying to get TimKon together.
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eggfriedricedwasian · 11 days ago
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Fun fact: Bernard is a physics and biology major. Another fun fact: Tim is a big nerd. One more fun fact: Kon is a freaky alien and scientific anomaly.
You cannot tell me Bernard and Tim don’t nerd out about kryptonian biology.
Tim (on the phone with Lois): Hey. Do you happen to have any of Kon’s baby teeth?
Lois: How…did you get this number? And, no. He was too old for that when we found out about him.
Tim: Darn…do you have any of Clark’s teeth?
Lois: I’m gonna hang up now.
Bernard (on a date with Kon): So, how about we go back to my dorm…
Kon (smiling): Mhmm?
Bernard: and sneak into the science lab…
Kon: What-
Bernard: and you let me DNA sequence you.
Kon: …yeah, ok.
Tim (two tables over holding a newspaper with eyeholes cut out of it): YES
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eggfriedricedwasian · 11 days ago
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so ive read the fics where timbern are dating and then kon joins them i've heard about the timkon are dating and then bern joins them but what about the bernkon dating and then tim joins them?
hear me out: 
bernard lost contact with tim and didn't manage to contact him like in canon
kon and tim have drifted off and kon doesn't know how to pick up the pieces
bernard and kon met online (a superhero discord or something) and hit off
after being saved from the cult, bernard's parents ship him to metropolis so he can continue his studies "without bad influences" (they paying so bernard follows)
bernard and kon meet in rl the sparks that were already there are set aflame
bernard really quickly understand that kon is superboy
they both discuss about their gay/bi/pan awakening without realizing it's the same person (tim)
they both contact tim (both not knowing who is the other's 'gay awakening') and tim reconnects with both, feeling sad that he missed his chance with both of his best friends 
eventually, tim is the one who understand they all know each other and from there it's a no brainer that they should all date
the end
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eggfriedricedwasian · 11 days ago
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I love TimBerKon.
Unrequited love with TimBerKon except it's just all of them being idiots. Picture this! Tim and Bernard are in an official relationship, at least that's what Kon finds out after coming back from the dead.
This is a problem. A really bad, no good problem, because Kon has had a massive crush on Tim since, like, forever. And he really thought that they had something going on, ya know? Like, hello? The tension between them was not subtle. But hey, guess not, guess he was just delusional. He's fine with that, totally! If only Tims boyfriend wasn't such an asshole who flaunted his relationship in front of Kon every single time they met. He's 99% sure that Bernard knew about his massive crush on Tim, and thought it was funny to see Kon despair. That damned, beautiful, cute asshole! Kon loves Tim, and loves hates Bernard. This was a fact.
Tim is in a perfectly happy, healthy (not quite, they both were a little too stalkerish to be considered healthy), and amazing relationship with Bernard. His family got individual and group therapy sessions with trusted people, he finally felt like he belonged, and best of all, he's gotten over his life-long crush on Kon! . . . Alright, so MAYBE he didn't. Yet. But it was just a small, leftover crumb of love! He had a lovely boyfriend already, he didn't need one more. He felt absolutely terrible, just how selfish could he be? It didn't help that Bernard kept bringing Kon up whenever they were talking about their future together! Bernard would hate him if he ever knew, and he doesn't think he could take that. Tim loves Kon, and he loves Bernard, but he couldn't have both. This was a fact.
Bernard wanted a threesome. Okay, obviously not just a threesome, but a polyamorous relationship with his two most favorite people in the world! Connor 'Superboy' Kent, with his firm, strong forearms and those thighs that he'd gladly be fine in getting crushed with, and that teasing personality, fuck, he needed that man.
Tim 'Red Robin' Drake-Wayne, with his muscles and abs that would show whenever he flexed just right when he was in his damn spandex costume, and his sexy wit, and his smirk— Yeah, Bernard wanted them both, and he was 100% sure they wanted it too! They were just fucking idiots who, for some reason, thought their love for each other was unrequited.
Seriously, he's tried almost everything! He tried hinting to Kon of just how good of a lover Tim was whenever they met, but that only made him look constipated and in constant anguish. He told Tim about how handsome and attentive Kon was and how good of a boyfriend he would make, but that just made him look close to passing out, his face flushed dangerously bright red.
Bernard is trying EVERYTHING for them to realize their feelings, but they're just SO oblivious! Mark his words, though, he will get both of them. They don't have much of a choice in the matter, he's getting that threesome one way or another! Bernard loves Kon and Tim, he wants them both, and he will have both. This was a fact.
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