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Tim admits this was… definitely a bad idea. But in his defense he could not be blamed for anything he decides after an intense case. He stayed up for a consecutive 74 hours and then crashed for 2 days straight so… really it's Kon's fault for taking the suggestion seriously.

Tim and Kon are at Olive Garden on a small date, nothing too serious. However like the fool Tim is he's disguised so he doesn't get recognized as 'Timothy Jackson Drake' or 'Tim Wayne' and since he's still very out of it at the moment he's not really putting much of a mask on so the confidence is gone, and he's still so tired so the comprehension is a little… off right now.

He forgot about the dreaded 'how much Parmesan do you want' question for dishes and after a minute it just got too awkward to say anything. So here they are, Tim dying inside while the waiter (who's definitely a meta cause where the hell is all that cheese coming from?) grates the 5th block of Parmesan. Kon is laughing the traitor that he is and at this point it's also a little bit of a challenge on his and the waiters end.

"Is this good enough for your exquisite tastes?" The waiter, Lora (god they are getting a minimum of a 500$ tip), asks him very pointedly while looking directly in his eyes and aggressively grating.

Tim can feel an angel and demon on his shoulder. 'More! A mountain of cheese! All the cheese in the restaurant!' is what his angel is saying. The demon is… cruel in the way they want cheese.

God maybe Tim should've stayed asleep. He stares the waiter in the eyes (uncomfortable but he's had to look Becca directly in her beady eyes and tell her that her ex-husband was wrong for leaving. Tim gave said husband the courage to leave. This is nothing.) and makes a 'go on' gesture.

Tim blinks and suddenly three feet have been added to the height of the cheese mountain and holy shit. Using powers for the most petty reason is 100% what he would do. He respects Lora so much right now.

"Tim.. Hon… You're lactose intolerant that is way more than enough." Once Kon was able to get his breath back he tries putting an end to this madness but Tim is committed. So is Lora, if the way her eyes dart over to Kon in a challenge is any indication.

"No. Lactose intolerance is a weakness and I will train it out." Why is he not backing out oh god what the fuck is he thinking.

"Oh, would you like more help with that? We have some more… brutal cheeses for lactose intolerance. I can grab some mozzarella, or brie, or any other soft cheeses." Oh my god. Tim's gonna die here. He's gonna die cause he's too stubborn. Although he respects the hell out of Lora right now. He's entertaining the idea of her becoming a hero. Or villain. Either would fit.

Anyway. That sounds like a challenge, and Tim doesn't back down from challenges like that. "That would be wonderful, thank you." Eye contact has not been broken. Janet would be proud of him.

Eventually there is a 10 foot tall mountain of cheese on his plate and a ladder next to the table. And now he'd feel like a dick if he doesn't eat it all but also holy fuck he is severely lactose intolerant.

Kon's head is making a dent in the table. Tim will fully understand if Kon needs a break after this.

He can see Lora blatantly staring him down from across the restaurant and well that's just another fucking challenge.

Slowly, (but not too slowly, no that would be showing weakness) he finishes the plate. And honestly he completely forgot what he had originally ordered until he got to the bottom of it and by then it was just such a cheesy mess he can't even tell if it was supposed to be spaghetti or some version of American Alfredo. He eats it anyway.

Lora comes over soon after, fake smile barely hiding fury, and asks if he wants seconds. It's a challenge and Tim doesn't refuse challenges… but Tim is also not dumb and so he declines. He swears he sees disappointment in her eyes.

She lets him pay the bill and tip her (looking at him slightly when he gives her a thousand dollars, which causes him to put down another thousand in her hand) and soon after they're set to leave.

Tim does however hear her say something about using the money to put little rockets on a skateboard instead of something useless like rent and honestly? Tim might have found his best civilian (for now) friend.

They leave Olive Garden 2,043$ less rich (not really) and Tim with a new contact and a promise to personally build her a skateboard that easily reaches 90 mph.

He's praying no one recognized him and he won't wake up to the news calling him out. He could never live it down.

(He was in fact recognized, but by one of the Bat-Clan and when he opens his bedroom there is an absurd amount of cheese everywhere. He blames Jason.)

(It was Damian.)

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Tw: Death, abuse

Villain Tim AU to Abusive!Bruce

Bruce hits, psychological tortures, and verbally/emotional abuses his kids. Tim, who's a villain, is fed up with this.

Tim twirls the revolver as he lazily peers at the man beneath his foot. He's bleeding, the head wound leaking into his eyes, and his breaths are coming out fast. The man is certainly not in a decent state and can't fight back.

"Recognize where we are, Batman?"

The man glowers at his son above him, his jaw clenched as he refuses to answer.

"No answer, B? Typical." The younger man rolls his eyes and presses his foot harder into Bruce's broken ribs. The father doesn't even grimace in pain. Tim's disappointed.

The gun finally stills in the younger man's hand, but his grip is loose. He uses that hand to gesture at their surroundings.

"It's the alley that created Batman and the place that caused an entire section of the city to fall into poverty. I wonder if Joe Chill realized he'd be damning entire city blocks by killing two people."

Tim shrugs as a coy smile suddenly appears.

"Say... this is also where you picked up Jason, right? The child you cared for, drove out to die, and then viscously beat when he returned?"

Tim grinds his foot into Bruce's torso as the smile drops from his face.

"I'm not a fan of those who hurt my siblings. I never retaliated against you in the past because it would've hurt them. No matter how much abuse you dealt out, they still loved you. Hell. I loved you too."

Tim's eyes drift down to the weapon he holds. Bruce's eyes follow and the grin Tim bears is cruel.

"Ah. You know this gun, right? For the two bullets it fired, you're intimate with its make, model, and the scratches on its handle. I bet you could recreate it perfectly from memory."

The man's eyes narrow, and his voice is hoarse when he speaks. Blood beads at the corner of his mouth, and his face is filled with barely contained rage. "Where did you get that?"

Tim snorts as he twirls the revolver in his hand again.

"You melted the original one, correct? Turned it into a symbol of protection after you bought it from an auction?"

Bruce doesn't bother to respond. Tim didn't need him to.

"You're not the only one who can replicate a weapon precisely. When you have a speedster for a friend, time travel is easy as well."

For a second, devastated horror flashes on Bruce's face. A moment that meant a lot to the older man was ruined with a fake. That, more so than the bruises littering his body, pains the older man.

Tim leans closer to Bruce and presses the barrel to the father's head.

Arctic eyes frozen in fury stare at resiliently bitter blue eyes. The teen's face falls to impassiveness as he regards his once mentor.

"You should've kept your hands off of my siblings. When I see you in hell, tell me how it feels to die the same way your parents did."

Three gun shots ring out in the alley. When the police arrive at the scene after a slow response time, they find Bruce Wayne sprawled out in the same spot Martha and Thomas Wayne were killed over three decades ago.

They never find who shot the Prince of Gotham.

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here is some fanart I made based off @cosmicpoutine ‘s Stray au!!!

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Probably won't post art ever again but @cosmicpoutine 's stray! Tim design is my favorite thing rn

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Ivy: I'm not talking to him because he punches first and asks questions in between.

Red Robin looked at Batman, then back at Ivy, nodding in agreement.

Red Robin: That's him. He'll let a man nearly suffocate just to get information. He'll kick a guy right in the crotch with his steel-toed boots if they call him a bad name… How is Calendar Man doing after that exchange?

Ivy (chuckling morbidly): Not good. Why do you work with him?

Red Robin: When his second Robin died, he needed someone to bring him back, and I was a bored child. That's how he gets most of us, am I right?

Red Robin laughed at his own joke while Ivy raised an eyebrow, perplexed by the young adult Robin.

Ivy: You're an odd kid, but not as depressed.

Red Robin: I went through that already when I lost a close family member… I was spiraling, but I'm not anymore.

Red Robin wiped his nose then nodded again. Batman rolled his eyes making Ivy more intrigued with the robin.

Ivy: This vibe you have, is working for me. If you want to try negotiating, I will allow it, although I doubt you'll be as convincing as Nightwing.

Red Robin (hopeful): I can try.

Red Robin and Ivy walked off, leaving Batman standing by silently seething. He shrugged, confused about how that worked.

Batman (defensive): I do not hit first and ask questions in between all the time! I can't stand that woman!

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High quality meme

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Only those who have seen the light know that Bruce Wayne is absolutely the type of annoying father who asks for his adult children for grandkids EVERY chance possible. This is the same man who immediately put in his two weeks notice from batman-ing the MINUTE he discovered he had a granddaughter.

Bruce, materialising in bludhaven: when are you and Barbara getting married

Dick: NO.

Bruce: *sad GRANDCHILDLESS noises*

Bruce, materialising in crime alley: when you are going to settle down with a nice girl or guy and give me a-

Jason: *starts shooting*

Bruce, materialising in the clocktower:

Babs: don’t even fucking think about it

Bruce: *dematerialises away sadly*

Finally, at the annual family dinner, Bruce: whoever is the first to bring me a grandchild will be banned from ever having to take over batman

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hey btw tim drake is transfem and uses any/all pronouns and after red robin started using the name rose finch instead of going back to robin and also she's like 19 now bc they're allowed to age actually and he's pretty independent & lives primarily at his own penthouse and is building sibling relationships with dick and jason and they are all figuring their shit out. btw. jason stops by to steal tim's food and talk shit and tim visits dick when Being Responsible for Your Own Wellbeing gets to be too overwhelming, or when she just wants to be around another person who isnt so intense. tim and damian are also getting along better now that they have some space and any time (unmasked) near eachother is by choice and mutal agreement. damian has leveled out a lot as he got older too

just. btw. if you were unaware

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Tim’s hiding the vial is his boypussy. That’s why he hasn’t let Ra’s hit yet

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How does a persok just find out they're immortal?

Like- do they supposedly die but still live? How do they find out they're actually not aging and haven't had a birthday?

Like- they have to think they just have insanely good genetics and just never age.

At what point do they realize- "Oh.. Im immortal".

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so glad we can all be in agreement here.

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I know in fanfictions trans Tim Drake and Good brother Jason Todd are two tropes I saw a few times now.

And in these tropes I can 100% picture Jason - crimelord - Todd coming to work a drug deal In a fancy pretty skirt after hearing someone shittalk gender identities.

And it's one of the funniest pictures in my head and I might draw if one day.

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If Damian is Dick's Robin then let me have Tim bring Jason's Robin.

Tim deserves someone to actually be a good father/ older brother figure and Jason deserves someone to take care of.

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Nonbinary Tim Drake FicLet

just something I had in my head and wanted to get out, but not long enough for Ao3

Tims Androgany

Tim stared at himself in the body length mirror. He looked good. Like a fancy boy. The tux was snug and showed off his muscular arms and hid his slim 'girlish' shoulders and waist. All in all it looked good. He looked masculine in it.

but... is that a good thing? Looking masculine. Is that really what he wants?

Tim had always been very androgynous. He's got a slim lean build. He works out and is very muscular but it doesn't show thanks to how compact he is. When he wears hoodies and baggy sweats it's hard to tell what his sex is. It doesn't help that his hair is cut in a way that is both masculine and feminine depending on how you style it. 

And he likes it. 

He likes when people look at him and can't tell what's in his pants.

This suit makes him look like a man. 

Is that a good thing?

Tim opens the dressing room door to let Jason see how he looks in the suit. Tim looks good.

Tim doesn’t like it.

“You look like Bruce.”

Suddenly Tim has tears running down his cheeks.

Bruce is a man. Bruce is the definition of masculinity.

Tim doesn’t want to look like Bruce.

Tim doesn’t want to look like Bruce

Jason is panicking. Why is Tim crying? He looks good. He looks ready for the annual Wayne family charity bash.

Why is Tim crying?

Why does Tim look like Bruce?

“Timbit?”

Jason is infront of him, blocking him from the growing crowd of on-lookers. Shoppers and employees alike staring at him as he sobs in the middle of the dressing room hallway.

“I look like Bruce.”

His voice is squeaky. High and whiny. It doesnt sound like a man’s voice

Tim likes that.

Tim doesnt sound like a man.

He likes it.

“I look like Bruce.”

He repeats it over and over and over and-

Jason is pulling him back into a changing room stall. Wiping the tears off his cheeks and shushing him like he’s a child throwing a tantrum.

Jason is calling Dick.

Dick is good at making Tim feel better.

Jason is not. Jason is panicking and shushing him like a child who is crying because Tim is 19 and crying in the middle of the fucking Macy’s changing room.

The men's changing room.

Tim isn't a man.

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Batgirl!Tim AU

Plain text of the info under the cut.

A Tim-centric roleswap AU, featuring Batgirl!Tim and Robin!Cass.

Tim Drake, instead of bringing his case against Batman to Dick Grayson, approaches Oracle. She recruits him as a minion and successor.

Despite carefully curating his entire costume to pass as effectively as possible, it still takes Tim several years to realize he's not as cis as he thought.

As it says on the FAQ, I'm still in the process of reading some relevant comics so there isn't much firm plot at this point. I will be taking a pretty fast and loose approach to the timeline of events though lol

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trans guy bernard overcompensating on the cishet dude bro act so he doesn’t get clocked as trans. it works so well not even fellow stealth trans guy tim finds out

the only negative side effect is that while everyone sees bernard as a guy, they think he has a small dick which bruises his ego

later when bernard meets tim again he will casually drop the ‘I’m trans bomb’ (he’s been out and proud for a while at that point) and tim will be like “omg no way… me too”

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trans!Tim plus timkon clone baby AU

Bruce’s reaction to Tim’s hysto was whatever-makes-you-happy of course but also included a decent amount of “well, at least that’s one kid who won’t be having any accidental illegitimate children” (which is partly generic protectiveness partly trauma from the Damian situation and partly latent high society instincts)

And then. Tim shows up with an infant anyway