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henry cavill hiding in plain sight during the BATMAN V SUPERMAN premier
#henry cavill#henry cavil is literally my boyfriend#men….#men and their slutty coats#superman is back#clark kent#man of steel#batman vs superman#delusional#henry cavil
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#say it louder for the people in the back👏#idk who that other dude is😭#xmen#Wolverine#logan howlett#dehydration#actors#actor#hugh jackman#tom welling#smallville#clark kent#Superman
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I love how Clark’s entire internal monologue in this scene appears to boil down to, “Don’t drop the baby. Do not drop the baby. Batman will kill you if you drop the baby.”
Source - Batman/Superman: World’s Finest
#meanwhile dick looks fucking fascinated#I bet he’s wiggling around trying to look at everything because he’s never flown like this before#and Clark’s having a crisis because Batman will actually murder him if his baby bird comes back damaged#dc#dc comics#bruce wayne#batman#batfamily#dick grayson#batfamily headcannons#justice league#batman/superman world's finest#dan mora art#Dan mora#Superman#Clark Kent#dick grayson robin#batman and superman#batman and robin#dad behavior#tired dad bruce wayne#dad bruce wayne
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The weirdly competent Doctor
So! The Watchtower's Medical Bay is a hub of constant Activity. With the number of Heroes who work under the Justice League, there are always injuries, health check-Ups, and illnesses that need healing.
But with the amount of Variant Biologies that those Heroes have, it's always a guessing game as to how to help them best. Some Metahumans react positively to penicillin, but others react like it's their Kryptonite. Some Aliens have anatomy similar to Humans, others are so different you can't tell the Stomach from the Bladder.
So when they hired a New Doctor for the Medical Bay, they had to run him through an entire Course on Variant Biologies and how best to treat specific Heroes. It was long and difficult to remember fully, but it was necessary for him to know.
But then the new Doctor started correcting Them.
"Actually, Martian's react better to the Syrup of Eucalyptus Plants better than Penicillin, since Eucalyptus is very similar to a medicinal plant from Mars which they used in many of their antibiotics."
"I don't think just pumping double doses of sedative is the best way to calm down a Speedster, that could have adverse effects on their body. Perhaps try Psychic Intervention? Their minds move a Mile a Second, but if you can calm them down their bodies will follow suit."
"Of course you use Micro-Doses of Kryptonite to operate on Superman! What else would you do?! I don't know, maybe ask JLD to enchant your Equipment to make use of Kryptonian suseptiblity to Magic? The Kryptonite is just gonna give him Cancer!"
Of course the Doctors didn't take kindly to being rudely corrected by a newbie, and Fired him on his first day.
Then a few days later their usual Treatments don't work, and they decide to give those strategies the Quack Doctor gave them out of desperation.
And Lo and Behold, they work! Martian Manhunter is fully healed and feels much better than the previous times he has needed surgery. Apparently they used a different Antibiotic that worked better with his Biology. Which was incredible, how had they figured it out?
Another Doctor you say? One who was experienced on Martian Biology and Medicinal History? He would very much like to meet with the man!
...
What do you mean you fired him for talking back?!
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Danny is a Doctor#Danny is the best Doctor#He is more experienced with different biologies since he studied under Frostbite and worked in Amtiy for so long#He had literally operated on Martin's and Speedsters before#When Batman hears about this he's gonna lose it#They had a Doctor who had extensive knowledge on the biology if dead races and they FIRED HIM!?#For talking back!?#Sure he was a little rude about it but to be fair you guys were using Kryptonite on Superman to Operate#Did none of you consider his other Big Weakness? Magic?#Oh as men of science you don't value magic do you?#Well he does apparently so bring him back here Now!
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a loving family, an unpalatable desire
reblogs and interactions are encouraged and appreciated.
a/n: would anyone hear me out if i ever wrote romantic yan! bruce (ft. platonic yan! batfam AND romantic yan clark kent alongside the superfam ofc) with a neglected spouse reader... because uhm, i've been thinking about it lately just yk... so anyways PLSPLSPLS send in asks about this, ive been thinking about it so much lately.
imagine wanting to raise a family so badly with a man who adopts problem children as a side hustle. you're not some invasive spouse, you've always been good, always been loving, so... so accepting, never questioned where or how he picked them up from the side of the streets, never once complaining about the hickeys on his neck or the once neat tussles of his hair now tangled accompanying lipstick stains on his white suit.
you love your children, you tell yourself all the time. you love them, you love bruce— even if he doesn't love you. you said it in your vows, despite it being scripted, despite your family finally sighing in relief in the sidelines at finally being able to sell you off to one of the wealthiest man in the world, rather than being wasting off under their care— your vows are real.
you wanted someone to love you, unconditionally, so viscerally eternal that it eats you up.
really, all you wanted was to play that fantasy life of trophy house spouses. all you wished for was a loving, healthy relationship. the american dream: the picture perfect family frames, your husband kissing you on the cheek as he leaves for work, your children bickering at the dining room, with the scent of homemade meals wafting about the vicinity. all you wanted was the warmth in your chest to flicker like candlelights. all you dreamed about was that domestic life, an escape from the abusive household you were raised in.
yet the manor is too cold, too unforgiving for a soul such as yours.
the longer you stay inside claustrophobic, yet oh-so large hallways, the quicker you drown in a neverending pool of self-hatred.
but you're not allowed to show them your sufferings. they've been through much worse, you tell yourself. they've suffered more, and as what good spouses do, as what you're taught, you stay silent, enabling them to turn you into their own emotional punching bag.
you only allow yourself to cry at the dead of the night, under the sheets of your too-cold blanket and your too-hot pillows. when the manor is filled with deathly silence and a looming sense of dread and ill fitting thoughts of ifs and when they'll come back in one piece, will you grant yourself temporary respite; worry for a family who never even called you their parent.
yet you've always been so considerate. despite the pang in your chest every time bruce flirts with anymore potential love interest at a gala, you chose to instead monitor your chaotic children, who have always never bat an eye on you despite you always gazing lovingly at them.
you know of their interests, they don't know yours, yet you still give them extravagant gifts on their birthdays, with tired, yet glinting eyes, and a silent excuse to return to your room; one separate from bruce.
you know of bruce's hardships, but you don't push too hard, don't force him to talk, only provide him your silence and an offer to serve him dinner; all the time he refuses without looking at you. you give him comfort only if he ever allows you, only if he allows his walls to crumble— but not even his spouse can amount to a warm, crackling fireplace. to him, you're probably only a matchstick under the deadbeat glaze of the snow in a winter night.
maybe that's why you're such a ghost in the manor, stalking through the hallways, looking out for any of your children in case they come across you with any injuries. maybe that's why eventually your resolve weakened.
and maybe the absence of familial love led you to find comfort in another man's arm.
''til death do us part,' is such a tragic saying in your case, because you know it in your fragile heart that bruce's love for you was never alive in the first place. and yet you allow him to play you like a fiddle, allow him to slowly allow you to slip away from his nonexistent grasp.
and now, you're a stand-in parent for clark's son, jon, after the tragic loss of his wife. now, your world seems a lot less bleaker, as you play the fantasy of a loving house spouse, fully abandoning the life you left behind, a life you've never been gifted with until now. you want to feel guilty, you want to feel absolutely terrible but the heartache of neglect has become too much and all you do was allow clark to warm you up each night, kissing away your tears and spooning your deep-seated anxieties away.
you don't let the past eat you up, not when the present is too perfect, too freeing, too delusionally beautiful.
your son, jon provides you every joy a parent could have. parent's day gifts, heartfelt letters at every nook and cranny of your shared bedroom with clark— even reading him bedtime stories, allowing him to sleep in your lap after he slowly nods off, with clark knocking softly on polished wooden doors, greeting you with a loving kiss on the lips and a bouquet of your favorite flowers in hand—
it's everything a parent wants, needs even.
and you're everything clark, and especially jon wants, needs in their life.
so it's such a stupid mistake, really. a slip of the tongue, a too-enthusiastic smile, incredibly bright, shining eyes. it's not jon's fault, you still love him either way. but it's an error still— one a complicated matter at hand, so dreadful for you, that jon accidentally, all-too-suddenly, mentions you as his parent to damian.
a loving, wonderful parent, he says, with a picture of you in his wallet shoved right in front of his friend's face.
#🧁... yael's misc.#yandere batfam#yandere dc#yandere batman#yandere angst#yandere bruce wayne#yandere clark kent#yandere superfam#yandere superman#yandere damian wayne#yandere jon kent#yandere#yandere x reader#yandere x female reader#yandere x male reader#yandere x gn reader#yandere imagines#yandere scenarios#male yandere#yandere x y/n#yandere x you#yandere x darling#I HATE WRITING HIATUS#this is so bad erm...#im back at ranting in tags but ykyk#why am i so bad at this again 💔
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finally watched Reign of the Supermen
#kon is three apples tall.... good luck getting anyone to call you superman when you look like you should be in middle school#the second pic was inspired by that scene where lois is on the phone w steel and kon is peeking over her shoulder#superboy#conner kent#john henry irons#man of steel#lois lane#reign of the supermen#rots was fun bc i knew kon and steels situations but had no idea what visor and cyborg supes had going on#so i was like IS it him...? no.... it cant be....#it was funny when he was like please. just call me superman.#like even if he was the actual genuine clark kent back as a cyborg bbgirl youre not going to shake 'cyborg superman'#superman#digital art#comic#comics#dcamu#dc#dc comics#2024#id in alt#also why is lois dressed like asami in the finale#and for the record steel is the most respectable of the titular supermen cause like#he wasnt trying to pass himself off as clark he was literally just a dude who was inspired to be a clearly separate superhero#i mean you could make a claim of copyright infringement cause of the S but in his defense it was a symbol of hope & clark was dead sooo
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Bruce “I subtly push away and manipulate everyone I desire romantically until they lash out and turn on me because I deserve it” Wayne and Clark “I see your manipulation and raise you…these impenetrable puppy dog eyes” Kent make up the perfect relationship dynamic, send tweet
#my fave superbat dynamic#is just like Will and Hannibal in s3 of Hannibal#when will goes to manipulate Hannibal#and Hannibal just smiles and lets it happen#because they both know who will win in the end lol#it’s effective and yet it doesn’t matter#Bruce manipulates and manipulates and Clark just stands there and doesn’t lash out or back#because he Knows#does that make sense to anyone else or is it just me and the cold meds#bruce wayne#batman#dc#clark kent#superman#superbat
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oh my god Dick grabbing the rabbit before Clark whisks them off to safety I need a minute this is so freaking cute._.
#awwwww;-;#i love it when writers remember what was in a scene and call back to it later#my boy;-;#my sweet boy#he protecc#dick grayson#clark kent#bruce wayne#robin#superman#batman#world's finest#dc comics
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kon nation come back
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i DEMAND for more love for henry cavill’s CLARK KENT.
#henry cavill#superman#man of steel#clark kent#henry cavil is literally my boyfriend#he is underappreciated!!!#i swear ur honor!!#justice league#superman is back
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Robins Halloween! :D
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#drew these a few days ago and waited to post them until now#trying to hold back from fixing anatomy etc and just letting a doodle be a doodle#dc comics#my art#no I will not explain the candy apple#because I just don’t have an explinatiom#batman#superman#bruce wayne#clark kent#stephanie brown#batgirl#robin#dick grayson#damian wayne#jason todd#tim drake#jarro#maps mizoguchi#mia mizoguchi#duke thomas#superbat
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 inspired by this post 
Deadly concerning 
I seen a few post about Billy and Danny either getting tricked into marrying each other or just marrying each other for the convenience, so I’m making my own.
Billy 12. Danny 14. They’re not in a love relationship they get along like friends 
(During some magical crisis)
Green Arrow: Are we sure we can’t just call Cap
Black Canary: No, I told you this already, Marvel had family troubles and that he would be off online
John Constantine: besides, you have me the worl-
Zatanna: and me
John: yeah yeah and her helping you take care of this ghost, all we have to do is-
(After trying out his plan and processed to get their butts kicked)
Green arrow: that fail horribly
John: shut it
Batman: we need a new plan before that destroys anymore of the city
Superman: is there anything else we can do
Zatanna: we try summoning a greater ghost to deal with this ghost
Green arrow: and who do we call to deal with the new ghost
Zatanna: no no we just need to summon a ghost who has to leave after it completes its task.
John: true there are ghost like that but usually very weak, doubt they could take out are problem.
Zatanna: there is one we try
John: which one are—OH HELL NO, you trying to get this all killed
Batman: what are you both talking about
John: she wants to summon the The Ghost King Consort 
Black canary: and that’s bad way?
Zatanna: The Ghost King is already a bloody tyrant and you can imagine how worst his partner can be. But the Constant can beat this ghost and would have to return back to the ghost realm.
John: yeah but that doesn’t stop them from going to the king and getting us in trouble.
Zatanna: what other choice do we have
Everyone:…
Batman: do it
(The summoning)
John: stand back everyone , there’s no telling what this thing can do
Billy: *poof* …..
John:……
Everyone: ……
Superman: tha that’s a child
Billy: um hello (“nonono did they figure out my identity”)
John: this can’t be real
Superman: OH MY GOD THAT IS A CHILD
Batman: (crouching down to Billy) hello little one, are you ok?
Billy: um ….yes!…… why am I here? 
Batman: Do you know who the ghost king is
Billy: (thinking about Danny, notthe previous ghost king) yes he’s my husband (“that so weird saying”)
Batman: (presses his lips together into a frowning face) we called you here to help us take care of a ghost that is destroying everything, can you help.
Billy: (smile so bright that there is a ting of pain that goes through everyone’s heart) of course, it would be my honor. Tawny here can help (raises a Stuffed beat up Tiger)
Superman: Oh god the tiger has a name.
( after defeating the ghost and sending it back)
Billy: (prepare to step in the summoning circle to go back home)
Black canary: wait ummm
Billy: billy
Black canary: has the ghost king made you anything you don’t want to do
Billy: what
Green arrow: how old are you
Billy: um 12, look I have to go before someone comes looking for me
Batman: here take this (holds out a card), call if you ever need help.
Billy: ok (takes the card) bye
( billy vanishes right before their eyes as he steps into the circle)
Superman: oh my god that was a child.
#billy batson#dc captain marvel#shazam#batman#dc#dc billy batson#justice league#superman#Batman’s demon adoption#black canary#green arrow#john constantine#zatanna#danny phantom#dfxdc#dcxdf#everyone is concerned#billy is confused#billy and Danny are friends#captain marvel#captain marvel hears a lot gossip when he gets back
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Clark: I had a good night Bruce.
Bruce: I did too.
Clark: I’ll see you tomorrow then?
Bruce: Yes. I will see you tomorrow.
Clark: … Goodnight Bruce.
Bruce: Goodnight… Clark.
Bruce: [sighs] wait.
Bruce: I’m not a man who expresses his emotions easily but… Clark. I love you.
Clark: Bruce-
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Batkids, in a bush nearby
Cass, peaking out with the only pair of binoculars.
Steph: You gotta tell me what’s going on. Come on Cass.
Dick, also looking out: Shut up he’s saying something.
Steph: Cass please.
Tim: You all realise Clark can hear us right now…
Damian: Please. The alien has always been incompetent and with Father providing an acceptable distraction I doubt he even noticed the poison I snuck into his wine.
Dick: Damian. You did what-
Jason: Good job baby bird. Getting a little practice in before the kryptonite?
Dick: Don’t encourage him-
Steph: Cass come oonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn-
Duke: This is insane. You guys all know this is insane right? Why did I agree to this-
Jason: I have no idea why you think I’m supposed to be a good role model. I’m a drug lord.
Dick: Well right now you’re not. You’re fuckin Jason Todd.
Jason: I’m fuckin legally dead dickbird-
Tim, elbowing Damian: Use this wisely.
Damian, taking the lead lined box: This does not mean I will consider you my equal.
Tim: Ha. You’re nowhere near my equal.
Damian: How dare-
Tim: You’re more like my grandson with how Ra keeps wanting me to have his babies.
Dick: Hold up-
Damian: DRAKE-
Steph: Okay Cass it’s been like twenty minutes. Pleeeeaaaase tell me what’s going on.
Duke: -I could be takin’ a nap right now. Havin’ a bubble bath. I’m not a bath kinda guy but I could be. Ya know?
Jason: Amen to that.
Dick: Can we rewind to Tim being courted by Ra Al Ghul.
Cass: We have been spotted.
[Everyone shuts up]
Cass: Both are on route.
Dick: Manoeuvre 3C. Run for your fucking lives.
[Mad dashing]
#All of them get a very stern talking to from Clark about ‘privacy’ and ‘respecting boundaries’#No one listens because they were raised by Bruce who has the common decency to look ashamed#Barbara did not go on this outing because she thought it was stupid AND she had already planted microphones (and back up mics) on clark#dc comics#dc#batfam#batfamily#batman#bruce wayne#Superman#clark kent#superbat#robin#damian wayne#red robin#tim drake#red hood#jason todd#nightwing#dick grayson#spoiler#stephanie brown#orphan#cassandra cain#the signal#signal#duke thomas#incorrect quotes#mine
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Lex is Vlad reincarnated
So! Lex Luther, the greatest person to ever exist, had recently made a discovery.
A few weeks ago, a Cult of moronic simpletons had managed to kidnap him. Him! All for some stupid Demonic ritual where they sacrifice the wealthiest man they could find in return for something meaningless like "No More Poverty" or "No More Starvation".
He had survived, of course, and was unfortunately save by Supermoron.
But before the Man of Steel had busted in, he overheard something from the Cultists. Apparently they had chosen him for more than just his wealth, there was something more about his Soul that they were after. It felt "Divine", as if he had the soul of a God stuffed in a Mortal's body.
And obviously it must be correct. He was already the most intelligent man in the world, One of the wealthiest, and held more political power than any single man on the planet, so of course "God in disguise" was the next logical addition to that List.
Over the next few weeks he studied and prepared.
He needed to make sure that his efforts would be rewarded, that those Cultists had been correct about him despite their idiocy.
After buying up as many Magical Artifacts as he could related to Identity and Soul, he tested himself on Each and Every One. And Lo and Behold, he is truly a God.
Well, the Reincarnation of One. Apparently this was common in immortal beings such as himself, reincarnating themselves into mortal bodies as a sort of Vacation from their Duties. All he needed to do now was find a way to regain his Memories and Power without dying, and he would truly become a God On Earth.
A few more weeks of Preparation, and he was ready.
Apparently the Manchild of Steel had caught onto his plan in that time. His Ego probably couldn't bear another God living in the same City as himself, so he tried to stop Lex's plans of Ascension. Thankfully, in his research he had discovered his Rival's vulnerability to Magical Attacks, and set up countermeasures for him and his Breakfast Club should they attempt to interfere.
He stepped into the Ritual Circle, and began his Ascension to Godhood.
Try as they might, the League could not foil his plans this time. The Ritual Circle lit up with a sickly green light, and expanded to cover his entire body. The Ritual began to finally complete itself.
He had Won.
...
Oh.
...
Vlad stood at the center of the circle for a few moments. He took in all his Memories of his most recent Life, and Facepalmed so hard he was sure The Badger heard it back in the Realms.
Ten Tousand Years of Therapy specifically to curb his egotistical tendencies, and That is how he decides to spend his most recent Life? Acting as a Billionare Supervillain attacking a well meaning Hero for nothing less than Ego?! He even Cloned them!? Had he learned NOTHING!?!?
"Careful Team, we don't know how powerful he is now." He heard his current Nemesis say.
Oh right...they were still there.
He didn't really feel like explaining everything to them, and he technically still had about 40 years left on his Vacation...
He simply turned his back to them, flew back to his Mansion, turned back into his Human Form, and set about his Day. Maybe he could right a few of the wrongs he had done on this life?
It would certainly throw his current Nemesis for a loop. And while he may not Hate him anymore, he definitely still liked to Mess with him.
Maybe this would be more entertaining than he thought?
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Vlad is Lex#Vlad reincarnated as Lex#He is absolutely embarrassed at how egotistical he was in this life#He is still just as Dramatic as Lex#But now he is doing it for good reasons#He likes to mess with Superman a lot because he still has some time on his Vacation#He pays for a Statue to commemorate Superman#He has an Interview where he fully supports Superman with his favorite Journalist Clark Kent#He even starts sending Child Support to Superman#He basically just goes back to living as Lex but without the Massive Ego#Also better morals but just barely#Superman is tearing his hair out trying to figure out his Angle#He succeeded in becoming a God#And then he just went back fo life as normal but less Evil?#The Lex he knew would never do that#He must be planning something#Maybe#Surely he must be right?
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Bruce taking Clark out to dinner and spoiling him and kissing his cheek after every little date, causing Clark to fumble and quickly refuse his attention cuz "I-i dont w-wanna make a scene, M-Mr Wayne...////", but as soon as it's Batman and Superman, Supes is happily carrying Bats around and tending to him and always checking his heartrate/well being. He's so happy to just hug and lean on Batman, all while Batman huffes and scowls and pushes him away.
Their alternate egos are inverses of each other PDA wise and it's so cute :3c
#batman#batman fandom#dc comics#dc comics fandom#dc universe#dcu#superman#superman dc#batman dc#superman fandom#superbat#superbat fanfiction#superbat fanfic#superbat promt#au#dc au#writing prompt#fandom#fanfic#i actually love them#bruce wayne#clark kent#bruce buys clark a nice new sweater soley to admire his secretly buff journalist boyfriend#superman carries batman back home from a bad fight and takes care of him and fusses over him as much as possible#hehehe#im going insane#i need more of them#idk how to tag this#idk what else to tag
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“Jason wouldn’t want you to do this, Bruce,” Clark says, trying to stop Bruce from doing something Jason would very much want him to do (kill the Joker, barehanded and slowly).
#treadmill thoughts#bruce wayne#batman#dc#clark kent#superman#Jason todd#the joker#Robin#just the thought of Bruce being stopped by Clark#like getting pinned to the ground while he’s screaming with rage#suicidal furious trying to kill the joker and break his one rule#and Jason later doesn’t know about it#he blames Bruce for not doing it#and doesn’t realize Superman himself had to hold Bruce back
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