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my friend's mom refuses to proofread texts and we've been claiming them for bruce:
dick: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN BRUCE IM CALLING
dick: ANSWER THE PHONE
dick: DROP A PIN WHERE ARE U
bruce: leave*
dick: IM NOT LEAVING YOU
bruce: i've decided to leave
dick: DROP A FUCKING PIN
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Dick looking for Jason
Dick: Jason?
Dick: Jay?
Jason: *Sitting in the corner of a dark room*
Dick: Ok.
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Hear ne out Gee… Super Sons?
SUPER BABIES!

super babies… who cries harder…
#you just know this is a classic case of something is only wrong with ONE baby#and the other baby doesn’t even need anything they’re just joining in on the crying#trying to get some attention for their friend#it’s Jon - Jon is the co-cryer#he doesn’t need anything but Damian started so he joined#as a sister to twins I’m telling you…..
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super babies on patrol (at the dog park)
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he is NOT beating the eldritch accusations whatsoever
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The year Dick finally ranks higher than Bruce on the annual hottest bachelor list, the group chat would be insane:
Stephanie would post the article and point out that Dick is TWO spots ahead of Bruce. Tim posts an edited meme of The Queen from Snow White staring into the magic mirror and seeing Dick’s face instead. Babs is laugh reacting at everything. Jason calls Bruce old. Bruce responds to none of it. And then finally Dick texts back “when one Supreme falls, another rises in her place 😌”
#build a bruce#bruce’s mental illness#bruce wayne#batman#dick grayson#Jason Todd#barbara gordon#Tim Drake#Stephanie brown#Clark would hear about it at work and text Bruce something corny like ‘you’re still the most handsome to me 😘’#and Bruce would hate it but also really love it at the same time#inspired by that Hugh Jackman interview on the Graham Norton show#where they were talking about the top 20 sexiest men list#and Hugh at this point was like…for sure he wasn’t even breaking top 10 anymore 😂#batfamily
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"back on my bullshit" in reference to recurring hyperinterests dating back to middle school and beyond
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wanderlust
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"go ask your dad" infinite loop
was thinking about them today (when am i not) and decided to draw them
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Jason Todd randomly during family dinners at the manor when there hasn’t been enough drama for the week

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Ok so i didn’t !!
If I manage to finish this Superbat one shot tonight………
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Clark co-writing an article essentially accusing Bruce of murder only to call him up later and defend himself by saying he had to do what he had to as a reporter and Bruce would understand if he had a job is sooooooooooo-
Batman/Superman: World’s Finest Issues 13-14. Waid, Mora, & Bonvillain
#build a bruce#bruce’s mental illness#bruce wayne#batman#superbat#clark kent#superman#kal el#clark's hair curl#batman/superman: world's finest#this is still the funniest part of this series imo#i know Bruce is HOT#i would give everything i had to hear Bruce’s internal monologue while being arrested#for some ‘evidence’ Jimmy Olsen and Clark Kent submitted#Clark is very unserious#he barely even apologized he’s just being a smart ass#he said see how hard it is to defend you when you live your life like this ?#you’d understand me if you had a real job#Clark PLEASE#if i was Bruce I’d be at the top of my lungs
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i have now just been reminded of the awful superbat fanart i made in class

In my defense: I was bored
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