#source: my family (kinda)
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(kid)Tim: *suddenly feeling an impulse to do something*
Tim, looking at Dick: ...
Dick, distracted with his phone: ... Tim? What-
Tim, with his teeth attached to Dick's arm:
Dick:
Tim:
Dick: That's not how you bite someone
#maybe this fits damian better but i kinda like the concept of dick teaching tim how to be feral kid 'properly'#dick and tim#dc#tim drake#batman#robin#red robin#dick grayson#nightwing#batfam#batfamily#batkids#batbros#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfam incorrect quotes#source: my family
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I think they're really cute as a platonic possibly even found family pairing, but. A Reminder
#fire emblem#feh#like i'm not starting discourse but like. i feel like people forget sharena's age a lot of the time.#w alfonse it's easy to see him as an adult and feel weird about pairing him w vero#but bc of sharena's playful cheerful personality like. it's easier to overlook her or even think she's younger than she is#also i may have been getting the sanaki line source wrong all this time. sorry for spreading misinfo for god knows how long 😭#but the wiki says it's her resplendent that has the line about veronica. not her bridal#either way i think she's referring to young veronica. placing her around 13.#at the oldest#new vero kinda reads as 15 to me but. surely it hasn't only been two years LMFAOOO#but even if she was 18 i feel like i'd run into the same issue i have w thrasir and lif. he knew her when she was 13.#literally nothing is going to change that fact for me. i get super icked out by it LMFAOO#also it's not unprecedented to have platonic/familial bridal alt duos! we have eliwood/roy#and i can't remember if the pegasus sisters are literally sisters or like. same trope. they are all blue.#either way. i'm not done being annoying about it yet!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉#fe veronica#sharena#like to be more specific on lif again he (as alfonse) was already an adult when he met veronica (13ish)#just. to clarify.#and like. who gives a shit. i know. but this is how i feel. my personal opinion.
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isabeau would love. the card game dominion
#source my family are all board game nerds and it's the unanimous favorite#isat#siffrin will play a basic set but not any of the weird expansions. too much to remember!!#but if you forget what a card does you Can just read the card so. they can play basic sets that don't require complex strats#mirabelle will try her best but always ends up with a kinda useless deck#bc she picks this and that cards that sound fun but she ends up w too much shit that doesn't synergize#bonnie will play and insists on filling the set with attack cards#odile is the only other one who will play weird expansions w isabeau#so they mostly do two player#but when one or two others do want to play they'll go back to basic sets for them#thoughts about the whole family#thoughts#thoughts about isabeau
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🐑 Alternate Universe- Magic, Mutual Pining, Demonic possession, Furbies
Oh dear...
Alex is attending one of the most prestigious magic academies in the country, on the orders of his parents of course. Even though Laiz Fier Academy reviles even the name of the only type of magic he's ever been good at. His parents swore he'd find another specialty here, and he'd let himself believe them, like the idiot he is. He's scraping by in classes. Barely. At least he's managed to make a couple of friends and figure out how to sneak into the library stacks to find books that will actually help him hone his skills.
However, Alex realizes now there's a reason why it's not recommended to do your first summoning alone. Because, while he does manage to summon a demon, it doesn't exactly end up in the silvery urn he'd laid in the center of the pentagram.
So now he has a talking, demonic Furby to hide. One that, despite its too-wide eyes and disconcertingly smooth voice, Alex thinks he might be developing feelings for.
(Fake fic ask game!)
#legolas tag#legolas ask#julie and the phantoms#willex#so okay in my head#Alex is super good at a specific branch of magic#which usually would be awesome since he was born into a high power magical family#unfortunately the thing he's good at is demonic magic#which is.... unpopular to put it lightly#his parents send him away to school in the hopes that he'll latch onto something else with so many options to explore#that doesn't happen#he meets Luke and Julie (both music magic) and Reggie (animal magic)#and they all become friends#and they all figure out how to sneak into the stacks together#where Alex finds all the hidden away books on demonic magic#cause it's not actually Evil like people think#just... darker in source than most#Alex may fall down a bit of a spiral about his abilities and worth though#and ends up attempting to summon an actual demon to help him learn magic#but... well he must have messed up the binding part of the ceremony?#Cause he does get a demonic magic coach#but said coach (Willie) goes into the Furby Reggie got him as a prank birthday present#and well... Alex knows he should figure out how to undo it and send Willie back to Hell or wherever#but then he has to rush to hide him first before he gets caught#and then they end up chatting a fair amount over the next few days#because Alex is a world class insomniac and Willie just doesn't sleep#but Alex is kept too busy with classes and stuff to go back to the library to find the stuff to sort out the mess he's made#and if Willie knows how to do it he isn't sharing#(he totally knows but it's his first time in the human world in ages and Alex is nice and kinda cute tbh so...)#and...they become friends? And also develop massive crushes on each other?
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Tuffnut: *Takes one apple*
Tuffnut: *looks intently at apple*
Tuffnut: *takes one more apple*
Tuffnut: *puts down one apple*
Tuffnut: *takes the entire crate of apples*
Tuffnut: Okay?
Hiccup, sighing: Okay
#let me explain#I had a bit of trouble picking out pears yesterday#pears good#but how many could I take#I look at my mom#my mom looks at me#I find myself utterly not caring how many I leave behind for the rest of my family#so I take all#I love my mom#but the pears are mine#httyd#how to train your dragon#hiccup#rtte#race to the edge#incorrect httyd quotes#incorrect rtte quotes#tuffnut#source: my life#did I kinda make an incorrect quote to share this funny moment of my life?#perhaps
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wild: brb i’m gonna mix a cup of coffee with seventeen energizing elixirs in a fishbowl and then chug it while a travelling bard sings about the story of my heroic death a century ago so i can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul
twilight: what the—
time: can i join
twilight: WHAT THE—
#decent take: time in the braincell in the family#my new and improved hot take: time is actually an idiot (i mean full blown Unbelieabke Dumbassery kinda way)#and twilight actually holds the sole braincelll of the group#which he only uses selectively#more often than not it’s to keep time and wild from going unhinged or being dumb#source: the many desperate Help Me looks time gave twilight in the malon chaos#chaps*#you cant read that and tell me that time is the calm and composed and reasonable one#it’s just trauma okay he’s really an idiot too#linked universe#incorrect linked universe quotes#lu#lu time#lu wild#lu twilight
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I'm definitely not the only queer person who's kinda wary of Christian ppl they encounter online right?
Like I see a profile that clearly states they're Christian and they post like Bible verses and shit and I'm just. Hoping they're not queerphobic. Or saying some dumbass shit like "hate the sin love the sinner" or whatever while pretending that's not queerphobic
If they're interacting with me first it's pretty safe to assume they're not gonna be like that bc I'm very obviously queer (🏳️🌈 + pronouns in bio) but if it's someone who hasn't interacted with me at all I kind of instinctively avoid interacting with them out of fear of them being that way. Y'know
#ramblings#i think it's bc even tho i've never been religious and my family isn't like a super uptight christian family#i have encountered a preacher who was homophobic and transphobic before#he's puerto rican too which just makes me disappointed in my people tbh#i grew up surrounded by a lot of accepting ppl both within and outside of the family#as well as a couple gay/trans ppl#i was always taught that that's just the way some ppl are and that we should respect that#even if we didn't fully understand everything and weren't up to date with the latest most accepted terminology and stuff#ppl were just respectful and let others be themselves#so it's extremely hard for me to understand why other ppl would be queerphobic#i mean. i kinda get it. it what they were taught growing up. just how i was taught to be accepting and respectful#but why ppl would continue to teach that to their kids and perpetuate queerphobia is really what i don't get#like. accepting that ppl different from you exist and that's ok isn't going to kill you#maybe learn abt the world from other sources besides the bible and try to see different perspectives#instead of shutting yourself off to just one way of thinking and hurting ppl in the process#anyways. i think it's also bc i've seen too many really religious ppl on the internet who are also queerphobic#and they have these big platforms of ppl who support them and share their views#and like. i shouldn't generalize. but they paint an ugly image of christians in general#also like. christians throughout history don't have the cleanest track record#but i know a lot of christians nowadays aren't like that. in fact i'm willing to say most aren't#but still it's like. better be safe than sorry y'know#idk man
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It's honestly kinda insane to me that Vito trusts and respects Fredo so little that even with his strict catholic moral he literally trusts the reports of his late son's ex-mistress more than anything his actual son has to say like wow, you're not even pretending to care for this man at this point 😬
#lucy mancini#fredo corleone#vito corleone#the godfather#my poor Fredo was really out there like 'eh pop it's going great in Vegas! :)' while Lucy was like 'it's...it's kinda aight i guess idk..'#and Vito was like 'I knew it. You cannot trust this boy with anything smh'#to be clear i don't think Lucy ever directly interacted with Vito but she did with Tom and later Michael#and you know they were not lying to their dondad about the source of their intel#actually based on the timeline Vito would have been the one who decided to send her to Vegas so yeah#btw i was extremely surprised at how nice and friendly michael is with her in the book like very uncharacteristic of his hater self lol#the entire family is obviously using her but they also all seems to genuinely enjoy her as a person (at least her own generation)#i don't think vito and carmela fuck with her that much#anyway#i maintain that lucy mancini actually has a truly interesting storyline we just all got too traumatized by the pussy surgery to enjoy it#for real tho her appearances in some of johnny fontane's long ass chapters is the only thing that kept me going
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would love if people would be normal about tourettes
#the bin#of qll my disabilities tourettes is the one i have the most to say about. and its the one i deal with the most social bullshit from#i hate how people treat me not ticcing like its a good thing. its good for you. for me its miserable.#and how they feel entitled to the knowledge of how my tics have been#i hate so much when ill do something very strange or disruptive and immediately get asked if i ever did that at work#every conversation about it feels like im being made fun of or looked at like something so other#its either treated like a nuisance to others. a source if entertainment. or like a horrible curse i have thats bad because of the social#impact it has and others treating me bad. insulting pity. they treat it so different to all my other disabilities#the other ones are treated like a quirk of the body that sucks. like how people i know talk about their own pain#but pain caused by tics is different. people talk wbout it not like a disability but like a magic curse#and no matter how much i ask for it to be ignored by others they refuse. they act like theyre helping me by asking me wbout it#or giving commentary qbout it when i tic. leawve me alone. you treat it liek a tragety because i have to live with such a visable thing#that others dont understand and deal with weird looks and commentary. and then give me weird looks and commentary#i hate it. tourettes itself kinda sucks bc tics are physically unpleasant but its tolerable. thats just how my kife is#what isnt tolerable is howw people act about it. nobody in my family is normal wbout it. after iw was diagnosed its like they all saw me as#a different person. ugh
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Jason: What do you mean you went with that doctor!?
Bruce, confused: Yes, why? What's wrong with him?
Jason: Why the fuck do you think people call him "the butcher" for!?
Bruce: ... I thought he used to be one and the nickname stuck...
Jason:
Jason, under his breath: Best detective in the world my ass
#in my mind bruce is a little naive when it comes to things like this#things that are easy for someone who comes from the streets#dc#jason todd#batman#batfam#robin#batfamily#bruce wayne#red hood#batdad#naive batdad#batkids#batfam incorrect quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#source: my family (kinda)#there's also a vet in my city we call “the dogkiller”#the surprising thing is that people still go to get attended with these people 🫤
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pondering the kirsch siblings orb yet again and you really cannot convince me that quinn would not have been moving like depression era bella in new moon from the moment she even FOUND OUT richie was moving to modesto...
#like bc LISTEN.#anyone with eyes can tell richie was clearly her everything 😭#and idt she was super young bc i hc he moved out about 1-2 yrs b4 the events of 5cream#and richie wouldve still been 23-24#but just given how close they were + how spoiled he was at home LMAO idt she wouldve Expected him to leave 'so soon'#read: EVER or at least before the twins graduated hs#so i think that news hit her like the final destination 2 log truck. like that HURT. DEVASTATED her even. esp given the distance bc-#i hc the kirsches as Wisconsin People (source: kinda sorta radio silence but also my besties knowledge of Wisconsin People)#so from wherever the hell wisconsin to CALIFORNIA?!?!?!?! ik quinn was crying screaming throwing up like that was the worst day of her LIFE#up until then at least. like maybe she was onto smth bc nothing GOOD came of him moving there.#but yeah no i think she was absolutely moping about emo as hell feeling like a piece of her was literally missing.#bc and i think this goes wrt both of her brothers but since im kirschcest pilled yk theres an extra element there#quinn is very like family oriented in general and i think she doesnt know how to think of herself/what to do w herself if shes not like.#being their sister. best way i can put it thats not so convoluted but ykwim. like so it just does Not feel natural for her#for them to be apart & SO far away from each other. i think it wouldnt be nearly as big a deal if he moved out but stayed even just in stat#the only bright spot for her wouldve been 1) getting to visit and 2) getting the idea that she could just go out there for college#then yippee!! the whole gang is reunited!#bc obvi ethan is coming with. im ngl i do not even think she would ask or be like 'so i wanna move to cali to be close to richie hbu?'#i think she'd assume like well theyve been together their whole lives? why WOULDNT ethan go along?? 😭#and she's right except he is 100% agreeing bc he'd be with HER#but thats another post and or tag essay#ceci speaks#scream franchise#scream vi#kirsch siblings#richie kirsch#quinn bailey
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Leo: Rules are made to be broken!
Jason: No, they are made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Piper: Glow sticks.
Thalia: Pinatas.
Percy: Karate Boards.
Grover: Kit Kats.
Frank: The tape on a finish line.
Hazel: Break away glass.
Annabeth: Promises.
Reyna: Hearts.
Nico: Bones.
Jason: ...
Jason: Well that escalated quickly.....
#Annabeths one kinda hurts now that i thnk about it#“Family luke you promised”#this things is so old idk what to put as a source#i just put my own twist on it#percy jackson#annabeth chase#nico di angelo#jason grace#hazel levesque#reyna avila ramirez arellano#piper mclean#frank zhang#thalia grace#grover underwood#percy jackson and the olympians#heros of olympus#trials of apollo#pjo hoo toa
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sometimes i think i'll never heal from my trauma
#it's kinda. hard when the like source? is still in my life and will always be in my life#sure i don't live at home anymore that does help#but they want me to go back every weekend basically and sometimes i just wanna be like sorry i need space i need time alone#but i can't...... god#and now. now i'm having a really hard time with flashbacks after talking about my trauma in therapy#and the thought of seeing him makes me feel like throwing up#but my mum was so insistent that we have to watch this show together it just started and we're already behind bc we never see each other..#and i can't find it in me to tell her i'd really rather not#god. when will i learn to put myself first. when when when#delete later#also doesn't help that i don't really have any other people irl beside my family so sometimes rather than being alone w my thoughts#i have to choose to be with them even if it's not Exactly great for my mental health either#one thing making this all better is that they got a new cat and at least i can play with him. idk if he'll let me cuddle him but he loves#playing
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hmmmm.. storm sorcerer & swap monk for a nature domain cleric class.....
#the monk thing was kinda analogous for aura esp w the healing aspects#& divine soul sorcery (while analog to houou's blessing) gave him access to cleric spells#nature domain cleric would have him still have cleric spell access + more animal communication spells#atp i could v well keep him just a cleric but the natural self-sourced magic ability feels key enough to have storm sorcery as the base#coz ive got hanako & her side of the family as latent aura adepts#& that latency gets analoged in 5e with the way of mercy monk class w the grasp on the abilities coming naturally#with bg3's subclass limitations that analogness gets shifted to the storm sorcery line#& it all still fits nice & neat#this is mostly for any potential future playthrough purposes bc honestly who give a fuck if the subclasses conform to game mechanics in rp#but i also do think it's something interesting to explore#my current 5e sheet for him fits most accurately & it's really mostly just for satoshi as he is in pokéverse; houou n aura & all#so i technically Dont have a strictly dnd verse#so i could give him these subclasses for dnd/bg3 & keep my 5e sheet for pkmnverse#hm. hm yeah i'll do that. good talk‚ me.#ooc. pkmn is autistic culture.#v. baldur.#there we go
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actually now that i think ab it johnny wouldn’t get pissy over vic’s driving. he strikes me as a joyride kinda guy. i’m like 100% sure he grew up around a bunch of car rednecks with these crazy ass hotrods in the 90s, then hotrod culture died down, then he got to NC and lo and behold it’s fuckin flourishing
#johnny silverhand#vanta rambles#source: both halves of my family have car rednecks#they regale me with tales of street racing and souping up these beautiful cars in the 80s#i think partly the 90s too#there was such a rich and vibrant road culture back then in FL and i’m kinda sad it’s all been sterilized#good to be safe on the road but ykwim#it’s like the death of malls to me……#the proximity of the cyberpunk setting to the 80s is what makes this whole thing work#ok i’m gonna ramble more ab florida roads hi guys#there’s also more ppl here than ever (Stop it. Don’t move here! It tooootally sucks!)#so it’s just untenable to do some crazy shit on the road like u could 30 years ago#i can’t even pull out of my neighborhood without having to play fuckin frogger waiting for the right moment to go#even going out the BACK is rough#if it was as quiet here now as it was when my parents moved to this neighborhood we wouldn’t have a problem#now literally the car line for the elementary school reaches our neighborhood AND ppl park in our neighborhood to pick up their kids#WHICH IS EXPLICITLY NOT ALLOWED#anyway. point is god i wish the roads down here weren’t a fuckin nightmare#driving is fun and i like it even if it exhausts the hell outta me#wouldn’t be so exhausting if all the dang ol orange groves weren’t squashed to make way for subdivision no. 287
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Amanda's hair cut in Saw X is beautiful and you can't change my mind.
#saw x#amanda young#shes very pretty#you guys are just mean!#ill always be here for butch lesbian femme fatale Amanda#frick frackinh combat boots and choker#like#slay#slay girl#she kinda actually has this military theme around her#you can tell she really cares about john#IN A FATHER FIGURE WAY#that was just one of the major ways saw 3 did Amanda so dirty#GOD#i just#i just love found family#SO#fucking much#not EVERY relationship drama has to focus on romance#give me my jigsaw cult turning into a dysfunctional found family#give me tension between Lawrence and Amanda because she was the one who doomed Adam to die and mercy killed him#give me the problems that arise from a man who's adament about all drugs being poison leading a group who all have their varied sources of t
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