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I feel like I should soft block my ex best friend on IG at this point because she looks at every single one of my stories, always, and I honestly don't think it's good for her or add anything valuable to her life at all. I probably won't do it, partially because I don't think it's necessarily my decision to take, partially because I can imagine her sending me a long offended message over this admitedly minor action and I don't feel like dealing with that (even just by ignoring it) and partially because, if I'm entirely honest I still feel something when I see her little icon in the list of people who checked my story and I don't feel like giving it up but eh, I still feel like I should

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tom hagen // the godfather - mario puzo// the godfather part i // the godfather part ii / DIAGRAM - richard siken

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THE SECRET GARDEN (1993) Dir. Agnieszka Holland

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Btw I broke my last record and I'm currently 15 days weedless going strong :)

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The Godfather (1972) 

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And I just got my bpal order after like 2 months, today is so awesome! :D

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So apparently it all worked out and I am indeed registered to this new class, I'm so relieved and grateful that I might go light up a candle at the oratory

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So I dropped out of that one class that pissed me the fuck off at the absolute worst minute (like for real, I did it about an hour ago and there's currently 5 hours left to do it without having to pay for the thing) and then registered for another class so I will still be a full time student and get my full loans and scholarships BUT I am not sure if it actually registered me to the new class and it's too late to call someone for help and I don't know what will happen to said loans and scholarships if that didn't worked, your girl is freaking the fuck out

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So I am once again rereading the Godfather and I already knew that Fredo is a horny little gremlin (affectionate) but I hadn't realized that he managed to catch 4 STIs and impregnate 15 women in about 3 years, dude really got to Vegas and immediately decided to become the textbook definition of community dick

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...why would you punch him if he's your ally/advisor in the game?? 💀

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Concept:

The Godfather, but instead of watching these hardened ruthless people following the highly specific social rules and customs of mid-century Italian-American organized crime, they’re following the highly specific social rules and customs of modern day social media.

“Fredo, you’re my brother and I love you, but don’t ever post cringe again. Ever.”

“ I understand. You found paradise in America, had a good trade, made a good living. The police protected you; and there were courts of law. And you didn’t need a friend of me. But now you come to me and you say – “Don Corleone, collab with me on Insta” – But you don’t ask with respect. You don’t offer friendship. You don’t even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to post flat-tummy teas for money.”

“It’s a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi is canceled.”

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interview with pou’s grandma this is not a drill

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Just saw a video of Marie-Philip Poulin's grandma (who is 91 years old) and she casually said that Pou's wife Laura is also her granddaughter, everytime I get upset at the world's misogyny and homophobia I need to remember that professional women hockey will always have my back

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When I think I found a new cool new account focusing on the Godfather but it turns out that they hate Kay

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Sicilian families/Corleone critters

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@little-prince-sits-on-his-stone

Btw your last comment made me realize how much I want a story where Tom goes through his death from The Godfather's Revenge, including the whole coming to peace with dying thing…Only to wake up in his own bed.

He then assume that it must have been a particularly vivid nightmare except that he do have a painful mark on his head where he was pistol whipped and there is indeed adhesive marks on his wrists. He then assume that maybe Nick Geraci decided to stop the whole thing at the last minute (why and how? He has no idea.) but when he gets in contact with his supposed attempted murderer the guy clearly hasn't got the smallest idea of what he's talking about.

Tom is therefore left feeling like he's going insane, fully unaware that his death has simply been Declared Uncanonical by the Studio…

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Vito Corleone when his youngest son's face looks somehow delicate as a litteral child