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#i unironically think the two long walks i took today healed something in me#even if my legs hurt a lil bit
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Went to take a long walk and something about the late afternoon light of the late spring threw me right back to being a 5 years old on her way to the park
#crazy how memory works isn't it?#i'd say that smell is truly the sense that will trigger my memory the most#if i remember correctly there's like a neurological explanation for that (but don't quote me on it)#but there's really something about particular lighting that does it for me#i actually did find a park i didn't know about it was nice :)
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Telling you right now, if I get some more heart palpitations today I'm gonna go sit on my balcony with a full coffee pot and a pack of cigarettes and give it a reason to act up
#you want to act crazy? i can act crazy too#just because you're a vital organ doesn't mean your the boss#don't play with me#(i'm obviously not gonna do that but still)#(i actually already feel kinda shit so i'm lowkey expecting it to come back)#(i think it's because i sleep so bad and and so little lately)#(sobriety was supposed to be good for me but it appears to be wrecking my health so like...that's fun lol)
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Yeah, I don't think I have anxiety at this point, I really do think it's some sort of heart problem 🙃
#I was in a perfectly fine mood all day not feeling stressed out or anything of the sort#then i went and ate a big meal with a lot of butter and carbohydrate and then...bam! awful heart palpitations!#(not saying that the butter and carbohydrate are the direct cause because i legit don't know...just something i noticed)#anyway i wanted to do some stuff this afternoon...nope almost 3 hours in the recovery position trying to slow down my heart rate#couldn't even sleep or anything just lay down bored annoyed and feeling like shit#i still feel pretty crummy and i'm mad as fuck about the whole thing so it's really great :)#but yeah your girl really realllyyyyy need to find a way to go see a doctor because i'm not gonna deal with that on the reg
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Bohdi Sanders, Modern Bushido: Living a Life of Excellence | William Shakespeare & John Fletcher, Henry VIII | The Godfather, Mario Puzo | Andrea Dworkin, P*rn*graphy: Men Possessing Women | The Godfather II, deleted scene | The Godfather II | Mallory Ortberg, Children's Sories Made Horrific: Curious George | The Godfather II, deleted scene | Brenna Twohy, Swallowtail
#kay adams#tom hagen#the godfather#the godfather II#web weaving#I read this curious george story at least a year ago and i've been wanting to do a kay and tom web weaving thing ever since#anyway everyone knows that i'm a tom girly through and through#but there is really something to be said of how he often is the final enforcer of male control over women#with kay in particular of course but let's not ignore his role in june gardner's death#it makes sense: men whose role in the patriarchal structure is in any way compromised or uncertain#for example because they're permanent outsiders in a world where blood and race are treated as more important than anything else#will often end up being the most extreme agent of the patriarchy#and the thing about tom is that i believe kay is right about him: of course he knows that women are fellow human beings#but if aknowledging that means risking being rejected by the male side of the family and sent to sit in the kitchen with the women...#well he's gonna ignore this fact and do everything absolute everything to ensure that he doesn't get cast aside#he might feel really bad about it...but that doesn't mean he'll do anything about it#the godfather is not *just* about how the patriarchy ruins everything and everyone....but it also sorta is tbh#also before anyone ask yeah i censored the title of this andrea dworkin quote#i'm no trying to get this post flagged nor am i trying to attract weirdest bots lol
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Finally got a call for an interview from one of the place I applied to, and one that pay more than minimum wage at that! …Only for me to realize that my absolute dumbass self accidentally applied to one of their store that's in another town about 3 hours from where I live!
#gonna throw myself in the fucking garbage at this point smfh#seriously this is the dumbest i've felt in a long long time#i truly don't understand how i could get so confused like what the FUCK???#also just to make it extra fun the entire ordeal happened while I was chilling with my friend#the exact same friend who saw me having a whole panic attack litterally a week ago#bro is witnessing every single one of my L lately#anyway let's hope they don't put me on a 'absolute idiot - do not hire' list because i would quite like working for them
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#omg quirkybrittany i hadn't thought of her in yeeears#we really used to use peasant as an insult on this website...an era
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Now, Québec Family Doctor Finder what the fuck do you mean I am not registered at this address and you therefore cannot add me to that waiting list? Then how the fuck did the electoral list sent me my electoral card? Or whatever what branch of the healthcare system who sent me this ambulance bill which has got ot be affiliated to y'all in some way??? 🤨
#I'll go change my legal adress on the SQCA website but i really think y'all are just fucking with me#because i've been in this appartment for like 3 years and the electoral list AND the tax people had no problem finding me#probably just looking for ways to not add people to your years long list you bunch of useless fucks lmao#i am all for universal healthcare obviously but this is why i cringe so hard when i see americans praising the canadian healthcare system#like...aim higher fr fr#sure it's better than absolutely nothing but in the same way than being served rancid dog food is better than starving to death
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Robert Duvall as Thomas Hagen The Godfather (1972) dir. Francis Ford Coppola
#i love one (1) blond man#also that second gif is so important to me because so many of my beautiful queens are there :)#tom hagen#the godfather
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10 days without weed, 2 days without melatonin, 0 day of good sleep😔
#i feel like i'm back in that dreadful of 2016 where my insomnia was like legendarily intense#except that now i have real life responsabilities and stuff so it's even funnier#yesterday i fell asleep at 6 in the morning and now i regret sleeping at all#because maybe pulling an all nighter would have forced me to pass the fuck out tonight#but whatever i guess
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Disappointing ass bubly fr smh
#i should have just went with the slightly cheaper lemon sparkling water i usually buy but i wanted a little treat for once#i hoped it would be like their version of La Croix limoncello but it's just...idek#bland boring disappointing not worth it
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Nothing worst than when you start deep cleaning something and realize halfway that it's much dirtier than you expected :')
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I loved this movie so much and I'll definitely need to write more about it later. This said, I regret not getting some ginger ale earlier today because your girl is a bit nauseated right now, ngl.
#it didn't affected me *as much* as I thought it would#i thought i had lost a lot of my resistance to gore and body horror since my teenage years but i guess i still got it#and it honestly was a bit less intense than i thought it would tbh#this being said those last 20 minutes did got to me and i definitely could use a lil canada dry right now#tbh i considered doordashing some but i think my broke ass is just gonna drink some water and go take a bath lol
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He still went for it?????? Bro 😂
Imagine you're just trying to hook up with a sexy ass milf and you end up in the middle of an insane gorey family drama, boy really wasn't ready
#you'd think he would want to run away from this insane asylum of a house but i underestimate the power of horniness#my dude was like i am NOT leaving until this sexy cougar touches my serpent!#i can respect the dedication#i mean not fucking her won't uncut those toes anyway so...#the ugly stepsister spoilers
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Imagine you're just trying to hook up with a sexy ass milf and you end up in the middle of an insane gorey family drama, boy really wasn't ready
#as someone who would gladly hook up with ane dahl torp i feel for him#dude sure didn't signed up for any of this#also i haven't talked about alma at all but don't believe i don't have anything to say about her! she'll get her own post!#probably not tonight tho: your girl is tired as hell already#the possum watches the ugly stepsister#the ugly stepsister spoilers
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Is it really the prettiest dress y'all have ever seen? Is it? Really? Alright I guess.. Getting ready for the ball with undead mama :) Barking with mama? Oh, ok, I just realized that the mothers are quite litterally miming holding their daughters on a leash like they would a dog while that dude gives out their stats :( The fact that the mom is honestly not more fucked up than a Yolanda Hadid or a Kris Jenner…We really do live in a society, unfortunately. Prince Julian die challenge. We getting into the movie climax so I'll probably make one last post about that once it's done!
#it's about to go dooooown!!!#but yeah#the fact that the girls actively participate in their own degradation because they know it's their way to gain social standing#and material comfort...#this movie is not subtle commentary but i don't think it needs to be#i think it's very catharsis#btw the dress looks cuter on her once it's styled and all but i still don't think it's that pretty lol#designer was too busy being a pervert and a sexual predator instead of designing#the ugly stepsister spoilers#the possum watches the ugly stepsister
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Some more thoughts..
The fact that the woman who show Elvira the most kindness also encourage her to get surgery and starve herself…Not exactly subtle but extremely relevant comment about current influencer culture imo
I know everything related to it is gonna gross me out more than words can express (I really don't do well with bugs and parasites in horror) but that tapeworm egg is…Kinda cute? It's baby, idk.
We sure are getting a lot of resolutely unerotic ass shots here
The fact that Dr. Esthétique is honestly not even crazier than many tiktok plastic surgeon…Like that "Dr. Roxy" woman was just as insane and vile and she's a real person unfortunately for her patients...
Hmmm….I don't think this movie needed mean lesbians upholding the patriarchy in the worst of ways but Imma wait and see where they go with it.
….I don't think I'm gonna have spaghettis for a while…
#also#'what do you think the serpent represents?' 'his penis'#agnes was so real for this one#anyway i'm really not sure about the lesbian teachers thing tbh but i love everything else :)#fr tho am i insane about the tapeworm egg? it's just a little guy wriggling in its little egg...#i know it's gonna get real disgusting real fast but still#the ugly stepsister spoilers#the possum watches the ugly stepsister
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