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one of the dumbest thing about me is that everytime I see an elderly person smoking a cigarette i'm like damn, it didn't killed yetthem so maybe i should go back to risking it on the reg 👀
#and I think that as someone whose mother AND grandmother both had heart attacks directly caused by cigarette use#but there's another even dumber part of me that's like yeah but they both survived so...👀#honestly i just try to remember when john waters said that this weird feeling you get when you smoke a cig after a long break is nausea#because it's correct and like..why would i voluntarily cause myself to be nauseous?#also cigarettes have gotten crazy expensive so yeah now is not the time to go back to them#but yeah i don't miss cigarettes that much when i smoke weed#but now that I'm on a weed hiatus my entire brain is just aching for the act of smoking something#and no i'm never touching a vape so i guess i'm just gonna be irrate for a while lol
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been rewatching bojack. i miss pc so much i hope she's happy ;_;
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#this has been me for the past few weeks#currently in the no hope phase btw :D#sorry for all the angstiness btw but your girl is going through it fr fr
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Love it when I get a tiny little bit of hope back only for it to be crushed again, truly an amazing feeling to have
#lol#lmao even#i was cautiously optimistic for like 18 hours and yeah i shouldn't have lmao#anyway i just need to focus on surviving midterms week#and then i can start focusing on surviving the rest of this mess
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survived my ain't shit shift and currently eating potatoe chips and reading, you will never guess what i'm going to do next...
I just want to go have a bubble bath, read a little bit and then go the fuck to bed but I have to go to work, pray for me my guys
#that's right! a nice warm bubble bath and then up to bed i go...#save me dr teal's lavender & chamomile foaming bath with pure epsom salt and melatonin#dr teal's lavender & chamomile foaming bath with pure epsom salt and melatonin save me
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I just want to go have a bubble bath, read a little bit and then go the fuck to bed but I have to go to work, pray for me my guys
#yeah it's only about 3pm yeah i am fully ready to go to bed#gonna try to have a bit more coffee but it hasn't helped much yet#i also need to send an email before i go to work so double pray for me
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Taking a brief detour here because I got to this part of my reread... and honestly, anything that makes Tom miserable is fair game, in the end ;-p Wherein Mrs. Corleone does not approve of Tom Hagen's hospitality during Kay Adams's visit.
#omg i'm so happy somebody made art of this scene thank you so much op#genuinely one of the funniest scene in the entire novel#carmella being all like 'don't you DARE tell me what to do you little shit even my own husband don't tell me what to do!!'#meanwhile tom is just like 'i'm just trying to keep us all out of jail ma T_T'#and kay is sitting there like 'yeah i want to be a part of this mess surely it will be beneficial to me in the long term'#(being in your early 20's is a hell of a drug no matter how smart you are lmao)#also i love how all of tom's fans just want to see him suffer in various ways lmao#the godfather#art
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The answer to that question was "roughly 3 months" T_T
Eh chat, how long you think this laptop still got?
#i'm so sad lmao#in all fairness things could be worst#i expected it to happen and all that#but i'm still sad af
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i have officially reached the point where everything is going so bad that i actually find it hilarious, like whatever, why not at this point LMAOOOOOO
#i'm also a little bit drunk i might not find all of that so funny tomorrow morning but oh well#i might as well laugh about it because what the fuck is crying gonna do?#like for real?#it's not even gonna make me feel better and i'll use some kleenexs#might as well just laugh and move on with the disaster that my life is
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So my good laptop might be officially cooked, taking about 2 weeks of writing I actually cared about with it, it's honestly funny how deplorable february is at this point
#it's still doing some weird ass shits so maybe it will come back from the deads but i wouldn't count on it too much#and like yeah it's my fault for not backing my shit litterally every day considering that i knew this thing was actively dying but like...#i'm still upset anyway#also calling it my 'good laptop' is a bit insane considering the state it's in but i really loved this computer what can i say#we had a symbiotic relationship and i'm gonna be extremely sad if it's indeed truly dead#the positive side of it is that i did backed up most of my files so it's just bad and not the worst fucking tragedy of my life#but still#god please i am NOT your strongest soldier please stop testing me for two minutes T_T
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Well, I didn't had Azealia Banks being pro-Québec on my bingo card for 2025 but I'm certainly not mad about it
#there is something about someone who has beef with anyone and everyone liking you that's just inherently flattering ya know?#also she is fully correct french canadian culture *is* very cunt#and as a proud toronto hater her talking shit against toronto also filled me with joy ngl lmao
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#yeah...#ngl this damn franchise is the one thing that keep me going in this evil ass month#the godfather
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when my entire life is in shambles and my phone feels the need to send me memories from 1 year ago when I had a great time and felt super happy
#like come on google pixel...don't do me like that#not right now#i really hate 2025 as of right now but oh well#it is what it is
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#omg his grey mustache#time's arrow REALLY neither stands still nor reverse but merely marches forward#i'm not okay guys lmao#but eh at least we still got cunnillingus and for that i am grateful#john waters
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I never should have reblogged that positivity cats post, I tempted the universe into sending me even more hardships and it answered 🙃
#deleting this post right now and never reblogging anything similar again istg#don't feel like getting into the details but yeah shits are bad#i'll find a way to make it all work because i have to but good lord in heaven...
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I'm truly in one of those "I don't know what's going on" era 🙃
#i was gonna say that i'm in a no thoughts head empty kinda mood but it's actually the opposite#i'm freaking out about so many different things that it kinda just ends up being static in the background#so i'm just going with the flow i guess#but eh#it is what it is
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