#source: harvey

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

I'd just helped Egghead into a taxi. Egghed had been mixing his dwinks, and I felt he needed conveying. I started to walk down the stweet when I heard a voice saying: 'Good evening, Mr. Fudd'. I turned, and there was this big gwey wabbit weaning against a wamppost. Well, I thought nothing of that! Because when you've wived in a town as wong as I've wived in this one, you get used to the fact that everybody knows your name.

Elmer Fudd

[gothamundernightlight]

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Dick: B, you need a sense of humor, otherwise people are gonna think you’re a lawyer!

Harvey: Hey, I take offense to that!

Dick: You take offense to half the things I say!

[sdv-said-what]

Maru's gotchu, homie.

[incorrectdccomicquotes]

Two-Face, handing a captured Robin a crumpled up piece of paper: Read this.

Robin: Batman -

*Two-Face aims gun at Robin, who looks down the barrel uninterestedly before looking back at the paper*

Robin: Batman, I have been abduct. I am fine.

Two-Face: Abducted.

Robin: It says ‘abduct.’

Two-Face: Just say abducted.

Robin: I have been abducted. I am fine right now, but I may not be for… loring. If the city does not pay the sun of two million doolers -

Two-Face: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Loring? The sun of two million doolers? What the -

Robin: That’s what it says!

Two-Face: That’s long and sum of two million dollars. You know what it means.

Robin: I don’t know what it means. You told me to read this, that’s what I’m doing.

Two-Face: Just say what it means, okay?

Robin: I may not be for long. If you do not pay the sum of two million dollars you will never see me alive again. These men mean businesses. *laughter* Who wrote this?

*Two-Face snatches the note and yells the name of a thug*

Random thug: I think he’s pissed about the note.

Robin: It says businesses, that’s what it says. You told me to read the note, you never said to improv it.

Two-Face: Oh, improv? What are you, Meryl fucking Streep? Okay, improv the note!

Robin: These sexually frustrated degenerate losers mean business.

Two-Face: Don’t - don’t improv the note.

[ecultured]

pj harvey photographed in bridport, england, for alternative press, aug. 18, 2000. x

[distracted-obsessions]

Harvey Specter is the father figure that Neal Caffrey wishes Peter was and Neal is the surrogate son that Harvey wishes Mike was send post.

[liar-or-lawyer]

[inspectorseb]

I need this footage NOW

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Terezi: MR N1TR4M, WOULD YOU CONS1D3R YOURS3LF 4 R3VOLUT1ON4RY >:?

Tavros: wELL, nO, bUT I DO BELIEVE THE EMPIRE ROBS US OF OUR DIGNITY AND INDEPENDENCE AND THAT THESE SYSTEMS MUST BE RIPPED DOWN, tORN DOWN, oR LEVELED BY ANY FORCE NECESSARY,,,

Tavros: bUT THAT'S JUST ONE LITTLE TROLL'S OPINION

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Glynda: Are you and Mr. Xiaolong a couple?

Qrow: Of course we're a couple!

Taiyang: A couple, of guys!

[godofstory]

Harvey: Nice work.

Mike: Thanks, dad...

the entire firm: ...

Mike: Why is everybody staring at me?

Rachel: You just called Harvey 'Dad.' You said, 'Thanks, dad.'

Mike: no i didn't. i said thanks man.

Harvey: Do you see me as a father figure, Mike?

Mike: No. If anything, I see you as a "bother" figure 'cause you're always bothering me.

Jessica: Hey, show your father some respect!

Mike: I DIDN'T CALL HIM DAD!

Louis: it's not a big deal; I called Shilla 'mom' once and she's my fiancee

Mike: guys! jump on that! Louis has a psycho-sexual issues

Donna: old news! but you calling Harvey 'daddy' ..

Mike: hey! daddy is not on the table here

Tanner: but you did call him "dad" dude

Mike: you shut up. you've done nothing but lie since you got here.

Tanner: alright I lied about the holdup, but the dad thing? that happened

Mike: aaaaha! he admitted that his alibi was a lie. it was a trap. all part of my crazy, devious plan

Harvey: I believe you.

Mike: thank you.

Harvey: son.

Mike: ...

[just-an-enby-lemon]

[At Arkham Rec Room]

Joker: Hey, nerds!

*Harley, Ivvy, Riddler, Scarecrow, Two-Face, Mad Hatter, Bane and Mr. Freeze turn around*

Joker: Oh? EVERYONE turned around. Wow. I think I'm starting to get why Batsy keeps winning.

[mysteriousdoll]

I’ve been browsing through a LOT of @/voiceboss ‘ content and. :3 well I’ve gotten to a point where I read things in his voice. So may I offer the fine folks of the rogues fandom, silly silly incorrect quotes bc they’re so so funny to me :3

Jervis: Are you alright, March hare? Tough weekend?

Jon: I went to Metropolis with Edward. We went to the medical museum and witnessed several of Luthor’s plans bomb. I’ve never been happier.

-

Edward: You seem chipper today, Jon. Something good happen?

Jon: There was a small fire in my home. I lost several treasured possessions. I am deeply heartbroken.

-

Jervis: Hello!

Jon: Can Harvey come out to play?

The Judge: NO. HARVEY IS BUSY.

Jon: Oh great. What with?

The Judge: HE SEEKS TO RID GOTHAM OF ALL CRIME SO THAT IT MAY BE KNOWN ONLY FOR PEACE. . . . OR. THAT IS WHAT I WOULD NOT BE DOING IF I WERE NOT SO BUSY WITH… DENTAL HYGIENE.

-

Harvey: I’m going to kill you. And then kill you again.

-

Joker: Why are your boobs so big?

Harvey: …they’re not boobs.

Joker: Do you have to wear a bra?

-

Jon: I am going to take this, and kill you both with it!!

Oswald: What the devil is going on here?!

Jon: These two dipshits paid a woman to ask me out!

Jervis: Well, it’s just that-

Edward: People are scared to talk to you!

Jon: That’s how I LIKE it!

-

Edward: Let me guess, you want something ridiculous, like a star map sewn into the suit. I can do it, but it’s going to cost you!

Jon: Ed. I am a practical man. What part of askin’ you t’ sew a star map would be practical?

Edward: Regardless it’s going to cost a bit-

Jon: No, seriously this is bothering me now. How would I navigate the stars if the map were printed on my ass?

Edward: I don’t know! You wouldn’t use it for that. Maybe you could get with some women from the observatory and ask them to star gaze, and they’d be all impressed because “oh hey it’s accurate!” Look, they’ll let it pass if they’re looking at your butt.

Jon: …you would think of that.

-

Edward: Since you’re playing alone, you’ll be playing twice. Easy for you systems out there.

(Pre scarring) Harvey: How did he know I was a system.

(Theme music plays)

Harvey: I DID NOT TELL HIM THAT-

-

Jon: Hey, drink this coffee and tell me what it tastes like.

Edward: Mh… hazelnut?

Jon: I don’t know, I found it in the trash.

[sdv-said-what]

Cabbages are flowers in botanical terms and I finally found a way to share this sacred knowledge to the world.

[dcau-incorrect-quotes]

Harley Quinn: Man, it's freezing out here.

Poison Ivy: Oh, here babe, take my jacket.

Harley Quinn: Aww, I love you!

The Riddler: ...

The Riddler: I'm cold too, Harv.

Two Face: *flips his coin*

Two Face: Well damn Ed, I can't control the weather!

[ecultured]

pj harvey photographed by juergen teller x