#incorrect suits qoutes

[godofstory]

[ijustgotherebro]

Zack: i will put down my A make "a"

Doyle: i will add to your "a" to make "at"

Drew: i will add to your "at" to make "rat"

Doc: i will add to your "rat" to make "biostratographic"

Doyle: *flips the board over*

[djcanipe99]

Marcus: Which one of you is George o malley,Spencer Reid ,Shawn Spencer,Neal caffery,Andy Dwyer ,Mike Ross jake peralta and Sheldon copper

George,Spencer ,Shawn ,Neal ,Andy mike ,jake and Sheldon : Oh, that's me.

Marcus: Wait a second... is your great grandfather father Indiana Jones

George,Spencer ,Shawn ,Neal ,Andy mike ,jake and Sheldon : nervously)Yes.

Marcus : You poor bastard!

[little-viking-draw]

-Incorrect Zul'jin qoute that I think suited him so I drew it-

[whomadewaffles]

PART 3 of 3 of my Pjhazel incorrect qoutes! Sadly the last part.. at least for now. I won't say for definite there won't be more cos I adore this movie and this ship especially, but may take some time.

Same things apply to this one as the others, hope these were as fun to read as they were to make! This one became longer than I intended because I just had to add a few new ones too it especially the code names one because It made me chuckle and fit so well.

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Pj: I’m in lov—

Pj: Lov—

Pj: I have feelin—

Josie: It’s okay, take your time.

Pj: ...Hazel.

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Pj *to hazel*: If I have developed a huge crush on you, that's my business. It literally has nothing to do with you.

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Hazel: Autism speaks?

Hazel: Yeah, I never shut the fuck up.

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Pj: Horny doesn’t always mean wanting to have sex. Sometimes it means wanting to be beat up or stabbed or something.

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Hazel: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

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Pj: I- hm...

Hazel: be nice

Pj: Of course! I'm finding kind words.

Hazel

Pj:....

Hazel:

Pj:...

Hazel: ... it takes you that long to find-

Pj: It does! I'm trying!

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Ms. Callahan: You're not good enough for my daughter

Pj: YOU'RE not good enough for your daughter

Ms. Callahan: Excuse me?!

Pj: You heard me

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Hazel: I set off explosives to feel joy.

Pj: That's adorable.

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Pj *delusional from a punch to the face during fight club*: You have... beautiful eyes..

Hazel *flustered*: She's lost her mind!

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Hazel: I have no idea what's going on but I am being so brave about it.

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Pj *to hazel*: Why do you keep looking me in the eyes? My huge tits are down here

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Hazel *is sad*

Pj:*looks up “how to comfort someone”*

Website: “Do not make insensitive comments or mock the person”

Pj: Fuck.

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Hazel: Are you okay?

Pj: In what aspect? Phisically, no injury whatsoever and no signs of exhaustion. Appearance wise, I'm not just okay, I'm a whole ass meal. We're talking three courses, five stars.

Hazel:

Pj: But mentally? I could use some therapy I guess.

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Pj: it may have been a stupid decision, but it was MY stupid decision and I could never turn my back on it

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Hazel: please, stay out of trouble

Pj: Not my strong suit

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Pj *about Hazel*: *sighs* God, what a loser. I can't believe I'm gonna sleep with her.

Josie: I mean, you don't have to.

Pj: Nah, I'm gonna.

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Pj: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?

Hazel: Yes. It's February 14th.

Pj: I- Nevermind.

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*Texting*

Pj: I wanna sleep with you.

Pj: But like in the innocent way.

Pj: ...

Pj: Get your bitch ass over here and cuddle with me you little shit!

Hazel: Damn Pj, calm down, I'm putting my shoes on.

Pj: <3

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Hazel: Sometimes sarcasm is laid on so thick that even I can detect it.

Hazel: This was not one of those times.

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Pj: I love you.

Hazel: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.

*pj and Hazel make out passionately*

Sylvie, to annie: You owe me 20 dollars.

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Hazel *after Pj insults someone*: I know Pj is very sorry and didn’t mean it.

Pj: Very sorry.

Hazel: See?

Pj: But I did mean it.

Hazel: pj!

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Brittney: Why are you ignoring Hazel?

Pj: I’m playing hard to get.

Brittney: Why would you do that? You’re already hard to want.

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Pj: Not much could ruin today.

Jeff: Hey overall bitch #2

Pj: Oh, Fuck. I forgot saying that summons him.

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*just before josie and pj find the other fight club members at the game to apologise*

Josie: Talk to Hazel first, and apologise. That's what friends do.

Pj: Urgh, I really don’t want too. I was just gonna wait til' I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.

Josie: That was your plan for dealing with this???

Pj: That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy-seven arguments I'm gonna win that way.

Josie *drags her to the football game*: Nope, we're doing the apology instead.

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Pj: Quick, Hazel, start talking about boring nerd shit!

Hazel: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist.

Pj: Yes, that’s perfect. Just like that.

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*backstory: the cheerleaders are at practice and the rest of the club are getting together to help plan a perfect promposal for josie to give to isabel*

Pj: From now on, we'll be using code names. You can address me as 'Eagle 1.'

Pj: Hazel is 'Currently doing that.'

Hazel: *high fives pj*

Pj: Sylvie is 'It happened once in a dream.'

Pj: Annie. Codename - 'If I had to pick a republican.'

Pj: josie is... 'Eagle 2.'

Josie: Oh, thank god.

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[thehumanofjustice]

my incorrect qoutes pt2

Whisper: Why don't I like this person? Anna: I don't know. Maybe it's because they keep stealing your thunder. Whisper: Maybe it's because their name is "Infitrix ". Don't you find that utterly ridiculous? Anna: No. Whisper: That's because your name is "Anna".

Deputy : Question, how difficult would it be to bowl in a bee suit? Basil: Not that hard, I don't think, as long as you can move. Allie : I'd assume as hard as it is to bowl in a maid outfit. Allie : Wouldn't be any harder, but you'd get some WEIRD looks. Clover : Are. Are you speaking from experience. Allie : No! Allie : Allie : ….Maybe.

Infitrix : Happy Throwback Thursday! Here’s a throwback to when Whisper ate an entire tube of lipstick. Whisper, whining: But why would it be cherry-flavored if you can’t eat it?! Clover:YOU DID WHAT?

*at a sleepover*

Basil: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk. Anna: Go the fuck to sleep Basil.

*the past* Basil: Alright ren, what do you want? Willow: I want to disown you!

AIGHT THIS ONE IS COMPELTY WRONG BUT I HAD TO INCLUDE IT-

after the Squad has been separated for a few years Basil: So what have you been up to recently? Whisper: Leading a revolution with Purple . Basil: Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob. Whisper: nods Oh, how cool! That's awesome! Basil: I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Willow? Whisper: Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Clover ? Basil: Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break them out later. Anna? Whisper: Cult leader. Basil: Yeah, that sounds about right.

THE BIG LAST ONE

Anna: I CAN'T DO IT! Allie , laughing: I CAN'T EITHER! Anna: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE Deputy : WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US. Anna: Anna: I appreciate it, Anna: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH- Whisper: Anna- Anna: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! Purple : Anna we gotta- Anna: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. Anna: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?' Anna, motioning to Basil: NOT FUCKING THIS!

[super-marvel-dc]

*Everyone is playing a board game together*

Y/N: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.

Yelena: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.

Natasha: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.

Clint: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.

Natasha: *flips the board*

[aaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

*Kihyun talking to everyone expect Shownu*

Kihyun: Alright, listen. You are my children and I love you.

Kihyun: But you're all terrible at what you do here.

Kihyun: And I feel like I should tell you...

Kihyun: I'd fire all of you if I could.

[incorrect-thunderquotes]

At the Z-force's top secret hideout:

Phoebe: How did you get past the security guards Max??

Max: Charm and this smile.

[godofstory]

Harvey: Nice work.

Mike: Thanks, dad...

the entire firm: ...

Mike: Why is everybody staring at me?

Rachel: You just called Harvey 'Dad.' You said, 'Thanks, dad.'

Mike: no i didn't. i said thanks man.

Harvey: Do you see me as a father figure, Mike?

Mike: No. If anything, I see you as a "bother" figure 'cause you're always bothering me.

Jessica: Hey, show your father some respect!

Mike: I DIDN'T CALL HIM DAD!

Louis: it's not a big deal; I called Shilla 'mom' once and she's my fiancee

Mike: guys! jump on that! Louis has a psycho-sexual issues

Donna: old news! but you calling Harvey 'daddy' ..

Mike: hey! daddy is not on the table here

Tanner: but you did call him "dad" dude

Mike: you shut up. you've done nothing but lie since you got here.

Tanner: alright I lied about the holdup, but the dad thing? that happened

Mike: aaaaha! he admitted that his alibi was a lie. it was a trap. all part of my crazy, devious plan

Harvey: I believe you.

Mike: thank you.

Harvey: son.

Mike: ...