#source: Psych

[batfamgalore]

*Dick is upset about a new case that is a copycat of one he witnessed when he was young*

Dick: And it hits a little close to home, seeing as how I was actually there the first time it happened.

Bruce: Mm… the first time what happened?

Dick: …

Bruce: Did you open your eyes?

Dick: Bruce, you’ve known me almost my whole life. Of course I opened my eyes.

Bruce: Dick, that is exactly why I refused to let you ride around with me.

Dick: Bruce, I was nine, let it go.

Bruce: That is a lack of respect. Of protocol.

Dick: Of protocol? Again, can I plead nine years old?

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

James, disappointed: They didn't even have a dalmatian Regulus: Would you stop with the dalmatians already? James: I'm just saying, it would be nice to see one in its natural habitat Regulus: James, they're not indigenous to firehouses.

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Superman, please. It’s too soon to be adding new challenges.

Clark: Oh, piss. Ain’t nobody telling me I can’t do anything no more!

Diana: I think that was the worst English I’ve ever heard.

[deathviaroses]

you know Hange would—

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: I need to get something off my chest.

Y/N: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.

[bambinafangirls]

five: we have no time for your malarkey, shenanigans, or tomfoolery

klaus: the big three!

[deadboyquotes]

Crystal: Edwin, in your professional opinion. How do I die?

Edwin: Murder. Gangland execution style. We never find your head.

Crystal: That’s a shame.

Niko: *quietly raises hand*

Edwin: You slip in a tub.

[strawberrylet]

*entering a warehouse*

Tim: I don’t wanna get shot, Hood

Jason: Just stay low, you’ll be the lookout

Tim: Good, cuz I can lookout from outside

Jason: Get back here

- from psych s4e7

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Fighter: So you think someone planted it in his locker? Rogue: No, I think someone put it there on purpose. Fighter: That's what I just said. Rogue: But mine wasn't in the form of a question, so it came from a place of power.

[angelofthenight]

Stephen: My cloak is not the new love of my life, you know I love you.

You, pouting in the back: Then how come the cape gets to ride in shotgun?

Stephen: He gets carsick, (Y/n), you know this-

[incorrectghostfiles]

Shane: Can I tell you a secret?

Ryan: I wouldn't recommend it, no.

[batfamgalore]

*Dick and Tim are the only members of the family who believe Jason didn’t kill someone*

Jason: I wanted to tell you how much I appreciate you believing in my innocence. Especially considering how little I believe in you.

[the-black-bulls]

Charmy: We’re not here to judge. We came to kick ass, catch bad guys, and eat cake!

Nero: Not necessarily in that order.

Noelle: And it hasn’t been.

Luck: We start and end with the cake.

Charmy: Always.

[incorrectbatfam]

Barbara: You’re so thoughtful.

Dick: I agree. It’s my third best quality, right behind awesomeness and humility.

[c0nsumemy5oul]

Evan: You're harbouring a fugitive?!!

Barty: Regulus is not a fugitive! He's innocent!

Evan: Just so you know, if you go to prison, Barty,

Evan: I will not wait for you.

Barty: You won't have to. I'll escape. We both know that.

Evan:

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Bruce: You okay?

Tony: Alright, I'll bite. What's the joke?

Bruce: Just want to make sure you got home alright last night.

Tony: From what?

Bruce: From the bar.

Tony: What bar?

Clint: You were at a bar?

Tony: No, I wasn't at a bar! I don't drink.

Clint: You don't drink?

Tony: Well, a bit of wine at weddings. An occasional snifter of brandy. Maybe a good single-malt scotch.

Steve: Sounds like drinking to me.