#source: Psych

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: His name is Billy Batson. Don't you find that utterly ridiculous?

Dick: No.

Damian: That's because your name is Dick.

[batfamgalore]

*Dick is upset about a new case that is a copycat of one he witnessed when he was young*

Dick: And it hits a little close to home, seeing as how I was actually there the first time it happened.

Bruce: Mm… the first time what happened?

Dick: …

Bruce: Did you open your eyes?

Dick: Bruce, you’ve known me almost my whole life. Of course I opened my eyes.

Bruce: Dick, that is exactly why I refused to let you ride around with me.

Dick: Bruce, I was nine, let it go.

Bruce: That is a lack of respect. Of protocol.

Dick: Of protocol? Again, can I plead nine years old?

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

James, disappointed: They didn't even have a dalmatian Regulus: Would you stop with the dalmatians already? James: I'm just saying, it would be nice to see one in its natural habitat Regulus: James, they're not indigenous to firehouses.

[deathviaroses]

you know Hange would—

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Pre relationship Steddie, set a few years down the road:

Steve: I make 48 grand a year, Eddie.

Eddie: What is that? Yen? Who needs $48,000 a year to live?

Steve: I need 32. The other 16 generally goes to you! I claimed you on my taxes, Eddie!

[incorrect-spiderverse]

Miguel: "This is not the time for your shenanigans!"

Hobie and Gwen: "It was a single shenanigan."

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: I need to get something off my chest.

Y/N: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.

[bambinafangirls]

five: we have no time for your malarkey, shenanigans, or tomfoolery

klaus: the big three!

[angelofthenight]

Stephen: My cloak is not the new love of my life, you know I love you.

You, pouting in the back: Then how come the cape gets to ride in shotgun?

Stephen: He gets carsick, (Y/n), you know this-

[incorrect-agatha]

Rio: You know who I am…

Lilia, before realizing Rio is Death: No, I don’t.

Rio: You know what I do…

Lilia: I’m still unclear on who you are.

[incorrect-tbosas]

effie: just so you know, if you go to prison, I won't wait for you.

haymitch: you won't have to. I'll escape. we both know that.

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Where's the Batmobile?

Jason: Why are you looking at me?

Bruce: You always lose it.

Jason: No, I don't lose it. I place it somewhere that later eludes me.

[batfamgalore]

*Dick and Tim are the only members of the family who believe Jason didn’t kill someone*

Jason: I wanted to tell you how much I appreciate you believing in my innocence. Especially considering how little I believe in you.

[the-black-bulls]

Luck: Well, we all knew Gauche would kill someone.

Damnatio: So, you think he's capable of it?

Magna, jumping in: No no no, we don't. At most, Gauche would brutally assault somebody.

Gauche, who is being held under suspicion of murder: Would somebody get these two the hell out of here?!

[deadboyquotes]

Crystal: Edwin, in your professional opinion. How do I die?

Edwin: Murder. Gangland execution style. We never find your head.

Crystal: That’s a shame.

Niko: *quietly raises hand*

Edwin: You slip in a tub.

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Laenor: This is breaking and entering!

Jon: No no no! Only if we break something.

Rhaegar: Entering is just entering.