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Tim: I’m begging you, just be cool.
Dick: Hey, who’s cooler than me?
Jason: Everyone.
#source: only murders in the building#tim drake#red robin#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#batman#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batkids#batsiblings#batman family#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#dc comics
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incorrect house of the dragon 11/?
#as you should be!!!#alicent hightower#aemond targaryen#and ser criston the third wheel#← just kidding sort of i wanted to use that tag again#hotd incorrect quotes#source: only murders in the building#another post another loss in the medieval fantasy show vs use of contractions in sentences battle#*post
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Carina: I want you to be less mean. Maya: I know you do.
#carina deluca#maya bishop#station 19#incorrect s19 quotes#source: only murders in the building#maya x carina
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Hannibal: How can you pretend you don’t love this. The way we connect when we theorize and speculate. It’s just like how we used to go back and forth about the last case.
Will: You mean the murder you committed.
Hannibal: I don’t get hung up on the details. It’s the feelings that matter.
#source: only murders in the building#incorrect hannibal lecter quotes#hannibal#incorrect hannibal quotes#mads mikkelsen#will graham#hannibal lecter#hugh dancy#incorrect quotes#bryan fuller#thomas harris#hannigram#murderhusbands#dr lecter#season 2#funny#season 3#save hannibal#will#season 1#omitb
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Shadowheart: It’s just very hard for me to trust people. Honestly, it’s pretty hard for me to even like people. But you guys… are you really gonna make me say it?
Gale: I’d kind of like to hear the words, yes.
Astarion: Also rank us! I’m dying to know who your favorite is.
#source: only murders in the building#baldur's gate#incorrect bhaalspawn quotes#baldur’s gate 3#bg3 shadowheart#shadowheart#bg3 gale#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3 astarion#astarion
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Dick: A peace offering. Alfred’s cookies, and I picked up some milk.
Jason: This milk expired yesterday.
Tim: But we both know you’re gonna drink it.
Jason: I know. It’s true.
#batman#robin#dc#batfamily#batfam#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#red robin#incorrect dc quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#source: only murders in the building
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Shiho: There are three kinds of people: living, dead, and dead to me.
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Dazai: He's got those crazy killer eyes, like Chuuya at three in the morning. Kunikida: Please don't tell that story again.
#source: only murders in the building#bungou stray dogs#dazai x chuuya#bsd dazai#dazai osamu#soukoku#bsd kunikida#kunikida doppo#incorrect quotes#incorrect bsd quotes#incorrect bungou stray dogs#incorrect bungou stray dogs quotes
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I thought this would be a good time to add another one to this silly little series today for the day 16 of @inception30daychallenge 😁
Incorrect Inception Quotes:
#1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12 #13 #14
#inception#inceptiversary#arthur x eames#inception30daychallenge#dream husbands#arthur#eames#dom cobb#ariadne#yusuf#incorrect inception quotes#stuff I made#source: only murders in the building#dreamhusbands
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[Sam bringing Magnus to meet Amir in Sword of Summer] Sam: I'm begging you, just be cool. Magnus: Hey, who's cooler than me? Blitzen, apologetic: Everyone.
#source: only murders in the building#sam al abbas#samirah al abbas#magnus chase#blitzen#amir fadlan#sam x amir#incorrect quotes#incorrect mcga#mcga#incorrect mcga quotes#incorrect magnus chase#incorrect magnus chase quotes#incorrect floor 19#floor 19
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Rodolphus: He's got those crazy killer eyes, like Bellatrix at three in the morning
Narcissa: Please don't tell that story again
#hp fandom#incorrect harry potter quotes#incorrect malfoys#malfoyfamily#bellatrix lestrange#rodolphus lestrange#narcissa malfoy#source: only murders in the building
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Satan: There are three kinds of people: living, dead, and dead to me.
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Lockwood: Heap some more suffering onto my already full plate! There might be a little room next to the despair!
#source: only murders in the building#lockwood and co#lockwood & co#incorrectlco#anthony lockwood#incorrect quotes#incorrect lockwood & co#incorrect lockwood and co#incorrect l&co
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"Your dreams are dust now! Welcome to Hell, and you're your own Satan!!" —Every 1899 character
(The line is hilarious in its original context, but so tragic when applied to our boat show 😭)
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fabian: your blood pressure is 160/100. nina: is that high? fabian: yes! nina: and is high…good? fabian: NO!
#house of anubis#source: only murders in the building#incorrect sibuna quotes#could also work for feddie#lord knows the chosirians are hellbent on killing themselves and taking fabian down with them
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strickler: i am not calling angor, jim! he quit. and i have far too much integrity to beg him to come back
jim: counterpoint. you have no integrity and this is the perfect time to make use of that
strickler: …
strickler: well, that’s a fair counterpoint
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