#source: Loki

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: I’m gonna burn this place to the ground.

Tim: I’ll show you where my desk is. You can start there.

[totally-correct-star-wars]

Barris: I'm gonna burn this place to the ground. Fox: I'll show you where my desk is; you can start there.

[emmikay]

Odysseus: I'd never stab anyone in the back. That's such a boring form of betrayal.

Diomedes: You literally tried to stab me in the back, five minutes ago.

Odysseus: Well, I'd never do it again because it got boring.

[harringroveera]

Steve makes a very good point this time

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Don't listen to anything Hermaeus Mora says. He's an asshole.

Miraak, to the Last Dragonborn, probably

[springmagpies]

Leo: What can I say, I’m a mischievous scamp.

*Later*

Apollo: *noticing his keys are missing* Mischievous scamp.

[incorrectrotgquotes]

Pitch Black: What exactly is it that you want?

Jack Frost: I want you to be honest about why you do what you do.

Pitch: Liar.

Jack: I’m serious. All I seek is a deeper understanding of the Bogeyman. What makes Pitch tick?

[incorrectstanleyparablequotes]

The Stanley Parable Adventure Line™: Where are we? Stanley: I was following You™! The Stanley Parable Adventure Line™: No, I™ was following you Stanley: Line™. You™ were clearly ahead of me

[hpconversations]

Harry: Gotta keep moving so we don't die. Hermione: I can get behind that, but what's your plan? Ron: Just what he said; Don't die. Hermione: Okay, understood, but beyond that? Harry: Don't die. Hermione: Don't die isn't a plan! It's a general demand of living!

[crackishincorrecthp]

Slytherins: I'd never stab anyone in the back. That's such a boring form of betrayal Other houses: Other houses: You've literally stabbed people in the back, like, 50 times

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Jon: I'm going to burn this place to the ground.

Viserys: I'll show you where my desk is. You can start there.

[incorrect-losers]

Bill: Where are we?

Stan: I was following you

Bill: No, I was following you

Stan: Bill. You were clearly ahead of me

[waterfire1848]

Iroh: Can you tell me? Do you enjoy hurting people? Ozai: I- Iroh: Do you enjoy killing?! Ozai: I'll kill you! Iroh: Like you did our mother and father!

[spiltinksky]

Mingyu: Where are we?

Minghao: I was following you.

Mingyu: No, I was following you.

Minghao: Mingyu. You were clearly ahead of me.

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Don't listen to anything Jayce Talis says. He's an asshole.

— Viktor

[therighthandofvengeance]

Bester: I’d never stab anyone in the back. That’s such a boring form of betrayal.