#source - Lab Rats

[kazoosandfannypacks]

Percy: Hey, Annabeth. Have you seen the lunch special today? Annabeth: really? that's your opening line? Percy: Well, I was gonna use "hey beautiful, where you been all my life?" but I'm only, like, fourteen.

[recreationalfanfics]

Lab Rats x Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quotes (these are all from the Lab Rats show)

Adam Davenport! Reader:

Crowley, after the overblots started happening: The reason I built Night Raven College was to teach you to control your magic. And I couldn't even do that...I feel like I failed you.

Adam! Y/n: Well, I'm glad someone said it.

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Azul, after Adam! Y/n came back from the underwater museum without the potion: How did you survive so long without oxygen?

Adam! Y/n: By breathing underwater!😃

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Ace, when Malleus and Sebek walk by: Look out guys. The weather just got partly creepy with a 100% chance of annoying.

Adam! Y/n: Am I gunna need my umbrella for that?!

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Overblot Character: and how would you like your lives TO END?!

Adam! Y/n: Livin' on Mars. Then I accidentally take off my helmet.

Chase Davenport! Reader:

Chase! Y/n, dealing with their first overblot: Everyone just stay calm. We can't afford to panic.

Deuce: We are calm.

Chase! Y/n: WELL YOU SHOULDN'T BE, WE'RE IN CRISIS!

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Chase!Y/n: We should just tell Professor Crewel.

Ace: Yeah, we tell Crewel and get it over with!

Chase! Y/n: ARE YOU CRAZY, WE CAN'T TELL CREWEL.

Deuce: IT WAS YOUR IDEA!

Chase! Y/n: WHAT, SO NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME!?

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Chase! Y/n: What if Epel isn't able to make it!? What if he gets caught in a traffic jam!?

Jack: On a broomstick?

Chase! Y/n: There could be birds!

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Chase! Y/n, after going into Commando Mode and beating up Floyd: Commando App disengaged!? Guys, why was I in Commando mode!?

Ace: Where you in Commando mode?

Deuce: I didn't see a commando mode!

Grim: OOH, that's good! Everyone, keep lying!

Bree Davenport! Reader:

Bree! Y/n, after they catch a basketball: What do I do with this!?

Ace: Throw it!

Bree! Y/n: *throws it at Jamil who didn't notice and knocks him out*

Ace: TO SOMEONE WHOSE LOOKING.

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Crowley: And what do you have to say for yourself, Davenport?

Bree! Y/n: That boys are easily manipulated when their masculinity is threatened.

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Bree! Y/n, after Ace tries to get them to prank Riddle: Sorry, its not in my nature to be stupid and immature.

Ace: Good thing it's mine!

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Trey: I'm baking these tarts for Riddle's mom. If we do everything right, we might just be able to get on her good side!

Bree! Y/n: The woman has many sides. None of them are good.

[lab-trash]

Bree: Why are you two being weird? Kaz: Chase and I kissed. Skylar: WHAT?! Chase: To keep our cover from being blown. We didn’t have a choice. Skylar: TELL ME EVERYTHING! Kaz: Skylar, it was just a kiss, okay? It was for a mission. It was nothing. Perry: Yeah, who cares about a kiss? Call me when you grab each other’s asses. Oliver: You should not be saying things like that to people three decades younger than you.

[incorrectcanucks]

Thatcher Demko: I lost Quinn!

Elias Pettersson: Well, he’s a small guy. Did you check behind a potted plant? Or perhaps a family-sized can of tomatoes?

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Sebek: Do you guys want to try study abroad for a bit?

Ace: Why would I go to another country to do something that I don't do here?

[hersheysmcboom]

Remy: ladies and gentleman, today gambit will do something he has never done before.

Jubilee: refer to himself as I or me?

[the-black-bulls]

Vanessa: I’m headed to the black market for a supply run. Just promise me you won’t go there.

Luck: Sure. No problem.

Vanessa: [leaves]

Luck: Well, I’m off to the same place.

Asta: Hey, Vanessa just told you not to go there.

Luck: Yeah, well, the only voice I listen to is the one inside my head!

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

1st year!James: Hey, Lily. Have you seen the lunch special today?

1st year!Lily: Really? That's your opening line?

1st year!James: Well, I was gonna use "hey beautiful, where you been all my life?" but I'm only, like, eleven.

[paper-gold-theories]

Flug: Are you pitting the villains against each other for your own benefit?

GoldHeart, smirks: You know me so well.

[thelittleangryitalian]

Kaz: Chase come look at this puppy I found. Can we keep him?

Chase: No

Kaz: Why not?

Chase: I mean no, that’s not a puppy. Kaz that’s a coyote

[chimerazodiac]

Jenny (to Crystal and Niko): I just don't know if I'm ready to be a mom

Crystal: Said the mother to her two teenage daughters

[waterfire1848]

Glimmer: We need to distract them. Adora. Find something you can throw at them so that we can escape. Adora: Got it. [ She picks up a tank. ] Glimmer: No! Something small. Adora: I understand. [ She picks up Catra. ] Catra: Really?

[lab-trash]

Oliver: I read somewhere that 1 in every 4 people is gay, so that means there's at least 1 gay person on the elite force Kaz: I hope it's Chase, he's so hot

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Casey: I am a responsible adult! Raph: *raises an eyebrow* Casey: I am an adult. Raph: *raises both eyebrows* Casey: I'm still older than you.

[incorrect-losers]

Richie: Lady and gentleman, today Trashmouth Tozier will do something he has never done before

Bev: Refer to himself as I or me?

[incorrect-malfoys]

Draco: You've been stalking me?

Bellatrix: You call it stalking, I call it 'lovingly lurking in the shadows'