#source: the rookie

[i-only-see-daylight]

Rowan, desperately trying to save Dorian: Highness, with all due respect, Aelin will kill me if I let you die, so I'm dead either way.

[sayssnape]

albus: do severus and i keep secrets from each other? i mean… nothing big! i feel that honesty is the most important thing in any relationship.

*cut to snape*

snape: i’m literally sitting in this office because of a secret he kept.

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Daemon: I don't need you protecting me.

Jon: I know.

Jon, after five minutes: So, clearly what you're saying is you need me protecting you.

Daemon, giving up: Clearly. You know me so well.

[the-libraryghost]

When Xaden offers to train Violet

Xaden: Others might read…something else into it Violet: Why? Because I’m a girl and you’re a boyyyy? Xaden: A very HANDSOME boy! Violet: Oh GAG!

[smh0217]

Jaune: I found out today that Emerald is getting released from prison early.

Yang: Oh, for good behavior?

Jaune: Nah, overcrowding.

[incorrect-losers]

Mike: Ever considered therapy?

Eddie: What makes you think I’m not already in therapy?

Mike:

Mike: Ever considered more therapy?

[team-iceflower]

*Ruby and Blake driving around*

Ruby: *answering Weiss' phone call by putting it on speaker* Hey Weiss, what's up?

Weiss: How do you feel about having sex in the back of an ambulance?

Ruby and Blake: *staring at each other in disbelief*

Ruby: Well uh, first I'm going to pull the car over and take you off speaker.

Blake: *dying laughing*

[incorrectzutaraquotes]

zuko: it was just a kiss…not that big of a deal

toph: then why are we talking about it?

zuko: …because…what if it wasn’t just a kiss for her

toph: you think katara has feelings for you

zuko: …no

toph: then she probably sees it how you do, just a weird thing you had to do for work

zuko: right…

toph, smiling: zuko…do you have feelings for katara ??

zuko: no !! no, i’m dating mai. and katara is with aang. AND i’m the firelord, so…

toph: all true, not what i asked

[saphiccarma]

Billy: Did you just feint?

Agatha: No, I briefly succumbed to gravity.

[incorrecttonks]

Moody: What’s that saying? Those who can’t do, teach.

Tonks: *laughing* You were literally my teacher. What are you saying?

Moody:

Tonks: You mentored me from day one. Taught me everything I know…

[thelittleangryitalian]

Kaz: Chase come look at this puppy I found. Can we keep him?

Chase: No

Kaz: Why not?

Chase: I mean no, that’s not a puppy. Kaz that’s a coyote

[deadboyquotes]

Jenny: Ever considered therapy?

Crystal: What makes you think I’m not already in therapy?

Jenny:

Jenny: Ever considered more therapy?

[ofseaandstarz]

James: People, may read something else into it…

Lily: What because I’m a girl and you’re a boy?

James: very handsome boy!

Lily: Ahh gag!

[the-libraryghost]

Xaden: *through the bond* How would you feel about having sex on the back of a dragon? Violet: *also through the bond* Well, first I’m going to get Tairn to land and cut Andarna off the bond Tairn, Sgaeyl and Andarna: *actually losing it*

[ratchet-jak-sly-incorrect-quotes]

Clank: Have you thought about therapy?

Ratchet: What makes you think I’m not in therapy.

Clank: Have you thought about …more therapy?

[745voiceofthepeople]

Azula opened her front door to persistent knocking. She noticed it was a person clothed in only a towel. A beautiful women in fact.

Azula: …Hello?

Katara: Hi, I’m sorry to bother you. I’m dog sitting for your neighbors and I kind of locked myself out

Azula turns and heaps a jacket from the coat hanger. She proceeds to give it to the stranger.

Azula: Here you go!

Katara: Oh my, Tui and La, yes! [she puts the jacket on] not sure how much time you’ve spent on public wearing only a towel, but it’s terrifying

Azula: um… did you wanna come in?

Katara: You’re not a serial killer are you? Not that that wouldn’t be the perfect bookend to this morning from Hell [Katara walks into the house and Azula closes the door behind her]

Azula: We’ll I’m actually a police officer, so the truth is that I’m sworn to protect you

Katara: Me personally?

Azula: [Azula nods her head] You Especially

Katara: [Katara smirks and grunts at this]

Azula: So I’m imagining the dog got out while you were getting into the shower

Katara: That little asshole was sitting on the lawn, staring at me threw the window. So I threw in towel, went out to get him, and we’ll… the rest is obvious.

Azula: Which house are you staying in?

Katara: The Green Craftsmen

Azula: Aang and Toph’s place. I think they gave me a spare key [Azula and Katara proceed to walk over to were the spare key is placed]

Katara: My luck is turning around. I’m Katara by the way

Azula: Azula. How do you know Aang and Toph?

Katara: I work with Aang

Azula: you’re a firefighter?

Katara: Yeah. But you can’t ever tell Aang about this, because the Firehouse would never let me live it down

Azula: No problem, it’ll be our first secret