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no one beta we die like men twelve year old girls at a sleepover, giggling while writing in a diary with glitter gel pens

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Running list of some of the most embarassing phone calls I've ever experienced:

Camp director called me because he'd gotten a call from a parent about a bedwetting incident that had happened in my cabin that summer. I was in the middle of taking a test in my college dorm room with two of my roommates.

I was helping out at the kids' ministry at my then-boyfriend's church. He wasn't there that day, but his dad was. In fact, his dad was teaching the lesson. And he called me in the middle of his dad's lesson. My phone was not on silent.

Called a workplace to quit because I was being harassed. Lots of crying.

My debit card got frozen. I called the bank to ask about it. They said there'd been a suspicious purchase. $100 at a Dunkin at 5am. I had to explain to the lady on the phone that, yes, that was me, spending $100 at a Dunkin at 5am.

"Hello, U.S. Copyright office? I accidentally submitted a blank PDF." [The guy then put me on hold, except he didn't know how to put me on hold so he just went "I'll be right back!" and left me listening to the silence of the office. He got back on the line a few minutes later and said "okay we reopened it for you!" and that was it.]

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@undying-lilies @kanerallels

[me, running in from the backrooms, carrying a bucket of my own tears] HEY GUYS LOOK WHAT I MADE

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I think I'm gonna go ahead and post it anyway this week. Living la vida, as the people who speak that language say.

So... if my goal is to post ten fics by the end of the year... and it's almost September and I'm only at two... do I go ahead and post the one I just finished... even though it's a valentine's day fic?

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So... if my goal is to post ten fics by the end of the year... and it's almost September and I'm only at two... do I go ahead and post the one I just finished... even though it's a valentine's day fic?

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Me: Yeah, season one is alright, but Once Upon a Time doesn't really start to get good until season two, episode four. No particular reason why that specific episode...

My sister: No, There's a pretty big reason why.

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BESTIE YOU'RE A GENIUS

Need a word for "I don't ship it, but it has similar vibes to something I do ship, so I kinda ship it?"

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Image ID: a traditional drawing of Sabine from Star Wars Rebels, from the shoulders up, with blue hair and vibrant armor. End ID.

for a request, perhaps a rebels-era Sabine? :)

First time using oil pastels since elementary school. Definitely need some practice lol. But I tried dipping a cotton swab in vegetable oil and using it to blend, and that part I liked! I thought pastels would be a good medium for Sabine ‘cause of the bright colors.

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Yes, this author does write romances, but unfortunately our idea of a romance book has been so skewed by a genre full of indulgent emotional pornography that we forget a love story can be a good, beautiful, and true portrayal of a vital element for the building of a healthy society.

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Need a word for "I don't ship it, but it has similar vibes to something I do ship, so I kinda ship it?"

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Perks of rewatching Once Upon a Time: GRAHAM!!!!! 🥳🤩🥰

Perks of rewatching Once Upon a Time: GRAHAM!!!!! 😰😭😞

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Something something Princess Diaries starting with Mia's mom telling her not to look at anyone and just stare at the wall while giving her speech so she doesn't get nervous and then in the end her making eye contact with her mom and the camera cutting to multiple people she cares about as she makes her acceptance speech

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I think it's important that people play card and board games with each other

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guys it WORKED!

It told me to work on a specific work! And I said "awwww, I was hoping to work on this other work!" So I worked on the other work and got it just about FINISHED!

I could. I could make a spinner wheel with all my wips and let it decide what I write so I don't have to.