#incorrect percabeth

[percabethlovebot]

headcanon that percy just starts referring to annabeth as his wife one day when they’re not even engaged yet.

they’re like 20 and percy’s talking to someone and says “i don’t know, let me ask my wife” and everyone just turns and stares at him, but he fully does not realize what he just said. annabeth dies laughing when someone tells her, but then refers to percy as her husband while he’s next to her just to see his reaction. when he seems completely unfazed, the two just keep referring to each other by that.

the day of graduation, the moment after they announce the new class of new rome university or whatever they do there idk, percy just drops to one knee right then and there.

[aficionadoenthusiast]

will: are nico and percy still at the zoo?

annabeth: yeah, percy's been sending me pictures of animals all day

will: really? all i've gotten from nico is a 5 second video of a lizard falling over with the caption "moron. this is you"

will: i love him

[kazoosandfannypacks]

Percy: *flirts* Annabeth, sacrastic: Oh yeah, you're real smooth. Percy: I don't know what you're talking about. Smooth is my middle name, wise girl. Annabeth: Seaweed Smooth Brain? Percy: ... Percy: Yeah I walked into that one

[graaaaaayy]

percy : change is inedible. annabeth : do you mean ‘inevitable’? percy : *spits out coin* percy : no, inedible

[all-da-ladies-luv-leoo]

annabeth: okay, we attack after three. ready?

percy: ready!

annabeth: okay. one, two— PERCY WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!

percy: IM SORRY I PANICKED! I THOUGHT YOU SAID ON THREE AND BY THE TIME I REALIZED, I WAS ALREADY RUNNING!

[remusfinglupin]

Percy: Do you guys know where I can get one of those necklaces with a T on it?

Annabeth: That’s a cross.

Percy: Across from where?

[do-not-call-me-sunshine]

Percy: I learnt some very valuable lessons from this.

Annabeth: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons

Percy: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically a god

[mo-mode]

Grover: Sir 🥺🥺 we’re so sorry but we have no idea what happened to our train cabin—

Percy and Annabeth: WHAT KIND OF STUPID ARE YOU, MR. TRAIN COP?! OOOH YOU THINK SOME TWELVE YEAR OLDS DID THIS?? SO WHAT YOU’RE GONNA ARREST US??? HUH???? POST UP

[fics-and-quotes-andthelike]

Percy Jackson (texting Annabeth): sends a voice message Annabeth Chase (texting back): I’m a little busy, is it urgent? Percy Jackson: No, don’t worry, just listen later. later Annabeth Chase: presses play Percy Jackson (voice message): THERE’S A FIRE-

Extra: (Grover screaming in the background)

[percabethownsmybutt]

percy: the path to inner peace starts with four words

percy: not my fucking problem

[lilislegacy]

annabeth: percy you take anything left, i’ll take anything right

percy: oka- wait, are you wearing my jacket?

annabeth, stabbing a gorgon: …maybe

percy, slicing a serpent in half: i’ve been looking for that!

annabeth, rolling and knocking empousi off their feet and stabbing them: it’s big and warm and smells like you. i was cold and needed something to wear. so this is what i grabbed.

percy, chuckling as he strangles an ogre: i’m okay with that

annabeth, stabbing basilisks: good, because i’m keeping it

percy, smashing two cyclops faces into the floor: it looks better on you anyway

annabeth, decapitates a chimera: *winks at him*

percy, casually lighting a hydra on fire and giving her a crooked smile: you know, i was thinking for tonight-

leo, across the room covered in monster blood and fighting for his life: GUYS PLEASE-

[percabethlovebot]

Percy: Did you have to stab him?

Nico: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.

Percy: What did he say?

Nico: What are you gonna do? Stab me?

Percy:

Annabeth, nodding: That's fair.

[aficionadoenthusiast]

annabeth: i bet he's thinking about the prophecy foretelling his death

percy: *thinking about how he's finally taller than annabeth*

[kazoosandfannypacks]

Percy: Hey, Annabeth. Have you seen the lunch special today? Annabeth: really? that's your opening line? Percy: Well, I was gonna use "hey beautiful, where you been all my life?" but I'm only, like, fourteen.

[poppitron360]

Annabeth: [bedraggled, half-dead, deranged grin, eye bags, contemplating homocide]

Percy: That's my fucking wife! That, right there, is my wife and I love her so much!!

[all-da-ladies-luv-leoo]

jason: were you and annabeth kissing?

percy: no! of course not!

jason: her lipstick’s on your mouth

percy: …we wear the same shade