#soup the bard

[wingsofahoneybee]

been playing a lot of baldur's gate 3 so here's soup. you have to pay attention to him or he'll cry

[bacchuschucklefuck]

no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~

[everyones-least-favorite-bard]

will you lie awake tonight?

[oxventurequotes]

cressida: i’m hoping to get some answers there

happen: are you also hoping to get some appropriate shoes?

[potpourrifandoms]

I saw someone somewhere saying that it was impossible to make an attractive male githyanki in BG3, so I decided to try it for myself. I only meant to open the character creator, but I accidentally got attached, and now I'm having fun watching all the tieflings in the grove react with abject horror at my approach.

His name is Vanic, which I got from the fantasy names generator page for githyanki. It's cute because it rhymes with manic and panic, both of which are things he is prone to. He gets into disagreements with Lae'zel a lot because she wants to be gruff and mean, but he has fun telling the tiefling children he's a swamp elf or asking refugees what cats are instead of looking for the crèche.

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 110

Okay so we all know about how Regis told Dandelion in the books that his blood smelled nice, which was most likely about how none of his wounds were infected and whatnot, but what if it wasn't? What if Jaskier has a special type of blood, whether magically made, cursed, or perhaps just o- or some shit lmfao Either way, Vampires LOVE this shit. Their favorite delicacy when they choose to partake. This becomes a problem when Jaskier has a hurt foot and Geralt takes him to a medic. A vampire, whether the medic, the medic's assistant, or just someone lurking outside who caught a whiff of the blood, is like "Jackpot!" and tells all his little vampire friends, and now they're hosting a big feast just to drain this guy. But it's such a delicacy, the vampire decides maybe they should only drain him a little, so he can keep the human around, so the human can regain his blood, and they can drink from him AGAIN! Oh yes, marvelous! He throws the best parties! Jaskier wakes up with a horrible headache. He's dressed incredibly fancy, though he doesn't think these are his clothes- Speaking of which, he also doesn't think this is his room at the inn... Is he- Is he fucking chained to a dining table? "Let the buffet begin! I hope you're thirsty my friends!~" Fuck. He hopes Geralt gets here quick-

[zhinchino]

Emergency stash ‼️‼️ Bard randy silly thought ayayayay

hes boiling them 🤤🤤🤤🤤 (im legit fasting,,,,,, this stuff is making me so hungry wtffff 😭😭😭😭😔😔😔😔)

[lanternlightss]

bats my eyelashes and leans against a table. what are your guys’ favorite bardven headcanons ?

[fishnoodles]

hows a guy this so vampire coded yet not a vampire. he can't keep getting away with this

[wyrmofworms]

Dnd OC I got to use ONCE.

I love DND. I LOVE IT I SWEAR (pained)

[wingsofahoneybee]

uhhh hi yeah i dont have an explanation for this one. enjoy ur hot soup

[elven-nightmares]

Dragging myself in to post more art of my OCs hehe

This time it's my Half-Elf Rogue/Bard, Robert!

Reference is by @mellon-soup!

(he/him)

[everyones-least-favorite-bard]

sona drawing lmao (did a huge sketchbook batch earlier today but i dont like posting trad art)

hes a bard,, ,the worst one, even

[anachronistic-falsehood]

im thinking about. dreamstuck tom again. my little guy my beloved you are doomed by the narrative and thus forced to wander until you die. but perhaps the narrative will have mercy on you. but what will that cost? what has it already cost you, when you saved yourself from certain immediate death? those from a doomed timeline are marked for death but perhaps you will be an outlier. you’ve lived this far already right?? were you not a rogue of time you would be a perfect prince of doom, but your destruction of death hinges on your current class and aspect, so there is no other choice for you. and soon you will become something bigger than yourself for the good of the session to prevent the doom that would otherwise befall your friends. the narrative is cruel to you but the narrative loves you and will treat you with kindness one day, my beloved honourary prince

[valkyrietookmoved]

.... How would you react if I told you I have an irl who would actually do this as well...

[primordialsoupvendor]

FINALLY some chef mage representation!! we are underapreciated in our time.

Further new discoveries have been made on my theory.