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been playing a lot of baldur's gate 3 so here's soup. you have to pay attention to him or he'll cry
#hes my special little guy!!#this is kinda a mix of my dnd character and the version of him i made for bg3#hes so squishy but its okay bc he also has charisma out the wazoo and talks himself out of every fight he starts#my art#bee draws#baldur's gate 3#dnd character#bg3#soup the bard#my ocs
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no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~
#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#figueroth faeth#riz gukgak#adaine abernant#fabian seacaster#gorgug thistlespring#kristen applebees#fh class quangle#my! class swap thing! I guess this is like the poster for it now#got overinvested and finished it properly instead of winging it lol#in closeup order: cleric!gorgug; bard!riz; rogue!fabian; sorcerer!kristen; barbarian!fig; artificer!adaine#this one does have the harpoon gun I'd give fabian during sophomore year but literally only figured out for this piece lol#I like how it looks tho Im glad I hashed it out#thinking abt power armor adaine a lot tbh... she has the transhumanist audacity. she's villain-adjacent enough#to attempt unspeakable acts of body improvement#(its funny bc to wear a rig like that would Also demand a certain level of physical strength from you)#also yeah this is the thing with riz holding a megaphone that got me considering#its fun! it fits the aesthetics! maybe it'd grant him range for bardics#maybe he gets to keep that Im just not sure how he'd carry it around lol#fig gets to have all of her makeup... I like almost never remember to draw it usually kdsjfhdjk listen. I just forgor#I always forget makeup is real#also dont ask me what's in kristen's thermos it Is usually tea but you truly never know#sometimes its soup. it can be lighter fluid. soap perhaps. hot chocolate#also if u come knocking on my door abt kristen's somatic in this piece: I wont be home#she gets to be gross especially bc shes funny and 17yo and gay. we give it to her#okay I. whoo I should lay down. finally I can move on to other things#cheers! wahoo. yahha perhaps
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will you lie awake tonight?
#souped up a sketch i liked from earlier today lmao#kdj#kim dokja#orv#omniscient reader#omniscient readers viewpoint#dkos#demon king of salvation#bard draws#blood#cw blood#eyestrain#? probably
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cressida: i’m hoping to get some answers there
happen: are you also hoping to get some appropriate shoes?
#CRESSIDA#ELLEN OH MY GOD#i love when the posh fancy ones are rendered uncomfortable by The Nature and The Plebs and The Soup#so excited to see evil ellen#cressida blackwater#happen#oxventure wyrdwood#oxventure#outsidextra#oxtra#folkmoot#are queue working bard or bardly working#oxventure spoilers
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I saw someone somewhere saying that it was impossible to make an attractive male githyanki in BG3, so I decided to try it for myself. I only meant to open the character creator, but I accidentally got attached, and now I'm having fun watching all the tieflings in the grove react with abject horror at my approach.
His name is Vanic, which I got from the fantasy names generator page for githyanki. It's cute because it rhymes with manic and panic, both of which are things he is prone to. He gets into disagreements with Lae'zel a lot because she wants to be gruff and mean, but he has fun telling the tiefling children he's a swamp elf or asking refugees what cats are instead of looking for the crèche.
#gracie plays#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 tav#githyanki#art#my art#traditional art#I love his stupid ears and his anime boy hair and his long spindley scarecrow-lookin' arms and legs#the little old soup tiefling offered him soup and he said it was a delicacy and she liked his attitude#he does enjoy intimidating people every now and then#but he's a barbarian and I've never played one before#my main save is a Dark Urge gnome bard lmao#Vanic is not dark urge but says some of the lines that I think are supposed to be dark urge lines#which coincidentally my d.u. bard never said#so perhaps I have it mixed up#either way#Vanic is a good boi and I love him <3#have an awesome day!! xoxo
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Prompt 110
Okay so we all know about how Regis told Dandelion in the books that his blood smelled nice, which was most likely about how none of his wounds were infected and whatnot, but what if it wasn't? What if Jaskier has a special type of blood, whether magically made, cursed, or perhaps just o- or some shit lmfao Either way, Vampires LOVE this shit. Their favorite delicacy when they choose to partake. This becomes a problem when Jaskier has a hurt foot and Geralt takes him to a medic. A vampire, whether the medic, the medic's assistant, or just someone lurking outside who caught a whiff of the blood, is like "Jackpot!" and tells all his little vampire friends, and now they're hosting a big feast just to drain this guy. But it's such a delicacy, the vampire decides maybe they should only drain him a little, so he can keep the human around, so the human can regain his blood, and they can drink from him AGAIN! Oh yes, marvelous! He throws the best parties! Jaskier wakes up with a horrible headache. He's dressed incredibly fancy, though he doesn't think these are his clothes- Speaking of which, he also doesn't think this is his room at the inn... Is he- Is he fucking chained to a dining table? "Let the buffet begin! I hope you're thirsty my friends!~" Fuck. He hopes Geralt gets here quick-
#geraskier#geralt x jaskier#the witcher#geralt x dandelion#geralt loves his bard!#witcher fanfiction#fanfiction prompts#writing prompts#requited unrequited love#friends to lovers#First vampire to drink from Jaskier like: *chef kiss* “Good soup”#Pale queasy Jaskier like: “Hah thanks made it all by myself”#“But just you wait until my boyfriend-who-doesnt-know-hes-my-boyfriend gets here!”#protective geralt#Geralt's canonical instarage when anything happens to jaskier (especially concerning vampires lmfao)#Regis - a good trusted friend of geralts: “i'm a vampire”#Geralt: “Hmmm.... Okay...”#Regis: “Hey Dandy nice blood ya got there”#Geralt putting sword to Regis's throat: “BACK THE FUCK UP BEFORE I SLICE AND DICE YA LIKE A TOMATO”#this actually happens in the books#(not with this stunning dialogue but i digress)#its 6 am!!! had some ~Hurt Feelings~ from extended family shenanigans and decided to cope with GAYS!!!!!!!!#HOORAYYYY!!!#Do NOT ask about it i am serious i am genuine please do not ask i will not answer AWIHGPHAWPIPSHGP
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Emergency stash ‼️‼️ Bard randy silly thought ayayayay
hes boiling them 🤤🤤🤤🤤 (im legit fasting,,,,,, this stuff is making me so hungry wtffff 😭😭😭😭😔😔😔😔)
#rc9gn#rc9gn au#i searced that his type of mushroom can be edible as long as you cook/boil them#idk if the soups safe tho#👍👍👍🗣️#randy cunningham 9th grade ninja#randy cunningham#randy cunningham fanart#bard randy au#IM FASTING?? RAGHHHHH😔😔😔#WHY DID I DRAW THIS WHILE FASTING
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One the one hand, Urianger as Chaucer
On the other hand, Guydelot as Chaucer
Much to think about
#posts that are meaningless to all but maybe three people lol#like it would be a hell of a way to get myself to write Urianger#and I think he'd do well for the long winded speaking parts#and probably the papers part#but I also can't see him having any sort of gambling addiction and that's a big plot point in the movie#but I can absolutely see Guydelot as the crass bard who knows how to work a crowd just as well and also end up in some unsavoury places#thoughts to put in the soup
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bats my eyelashes and leans against a table. what are your guys’ favorite bardven headcanons ?
#me. personally#i will never not get over bard having a lot of sway over ven#the idea of having a god who would quite literally do anything for you …. good soup. good flavor#i also like to imagine that a post rebellion ven would bring the bard everywhere when given the chance#this invitation is wonderful !!! may i inquire if plus one’s are allowed—#(bard voice ven my work…) (ven voice but deserts :(( free food :((( ….) (bard squinting: fffine. as long as i get to hog your space)#also. protective ven <3#OKAY ABDJD ANYWAYS#lantern says stuff
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hows a guy this so vampire coded yet not a vampire. he can't keep getting away with this
#unless he is. then yknow what. i dont knwo anymore#but as far as i know his ass is not a vampire. shocking !!!!!#mortimer#my rogue bard charisma liar thief man. bastard#adventure is nigh#AiN#kish soup
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Dnd OC I got to use ONCE.
I love DND. I LOVE IT I SWEAR (pained)
#a tiefling werewolf cultist#who is also a blood bard build#I love word soup#and how stupidly silly and complex dnd gets#DnD stuff#dnd#dnd oc
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uhhh hi yeah i dont have an explanation for this one. enjoy ur hot soup
#my art#bee draws#bee talks#soup the bard#bg3 tav#soup bush brought to you by kip and mantis begging#my ocs
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sona drawing lmao (did a huge sketchbook batch earlier today but i dont like posting trad art)
hes a bard,, ,the worst one, even
#tiny ver and big ver#among the sketchbook doodles is him (tiny) attempting to climb in a bowl of soup#forgot where i put the original sketch of him but it exists#bard draws#my sona#self sona#art#artists on tumblr#oh the original sketch is him about to be pelted by tomatoes btw
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Dragging myself in to post more art of my OCs hehe
This time it's my Half-Elf Rogue/Bard, Robert!
Reference is by @mellon-soup!
(he/him)
#OC: Robert (DnD)#half-elf#rogue#bard#my art#dungeons and dragons#the legs are slightly weird#but i really don't want to fix them#i like half traced the reference admittedly and even then#legs and hands are always trouble#seriously go check out mellon-soup their refs are a lifesaver /pos
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.... How would you react if I told you I have an irl who would actually do this as well...
#ash asks answers#leo ✩#vany's meme shenaniganery#yes it's the bard friend#also even if they do not remember it sould most likely be some sort of soup#and they would 100% eat it straight out if the freezer like it's ice cream
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FINALLY some chef mage representation!! we are underapreciated in our time.
Further new discoveries have been made on my theory.
#wizard#witchblr#bard#evolution#wonders of evolution#alchemist#witches#wizardposting#chef#soup#flowchart#representation
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