#good soup

[sopuu]

the way his eyes SHINE when he was hugged 🥲🥲

[prinx-quail]

Oh... I love this. My favorite... cheez its and sunflower seeds in water

I think we all need some soup right now. Reblog to give prev a bowl of their favourite soup.

[weezord-leezords]

breannadamato on Tiktok

[gaybuckybarnesss]

hasandpiker: first time in a cold plunge - 4/10 experience

[baduzzxy]

the way i rubbed my hands together evily…..

cw brief mentions of pregnancy

hook-up culture was one of the only ways you could get your fix without commitment. it’s hard to maintain any real relationships now, especially as a full time student (and slut). but you’d always been careful, having taken contraceptives, keeping condoms on you, etc etc.

though, none of them are 100% full proof.

you stare at the pregnancy test, wide-eyed. someone bangs on the bathroom door of the gas station, urging you to hurry up. but you can’t, the implications of those two little lines keeping you stuck to the seat.

when you ask your friends, they dismiss you, saying “you’re a smart girl, you’ll figure it out.” and when you call your parents..

you block out the interaction from your memory.

with no financial or emotional support, you are forced to scour the internet for a solution. an abortion is too expensive, and you can’t raise this thing when you’re about to enter your junior year of college.

all hope seems lost, till you find the shadiest ad on craigslist;

Looking for Baby to adopt. Surrogate or already pregnant. Will provide care for entire pregnancy.

it seems like a scam, even more so as you open it and skim through the benefits (a roof over your head, food and water, nearly $25k to start). everything about this seems too good to be true. after all, can you really trust something you saw on craigslist?

still, your eyes find a phone number and email address at the bottom of the ad, belonging to some guy named johnny mactavish. the foreign name throws you off even more, surely a name like that isn’t located in the united states of fuck all. though, it seems like you have no other solutions.

hesitantly, your mouse hovers over the ‘reply’ button, the clicking sound ringing in your ears, settling your fate.

——

johnny knew it was futile to post an ad looking for a surrogate on craigslist, but he didn’t see any other options (or rather, he ignores them). simon and him have been retired for some time now, settling in some small state. the woods offer some sort of privacy, a silence that comforts them rather than makes them shake in their sleep.

it seemed natural that having children would be the next step after living here for so long. johnny thanks tommy for finding a pretty bird and producing a nephew since it would’ve been harder to convince simon otherwise. the riley’s don’t seem like family men, yet simon is carving a little bear to send back to manchester, congratulating tommy on the announcement of his baby girl.

it makes johnny warm, but he can’t help but feel jealous. sure, simon is everything to him, his whole world, but it’s hard to procreate when all you got is a prick and shitter.

so he set up his little offer, though he might as well be suppressed with how nearly no one has reached out to him.

johnny’s about to take down the ad, ready to talk to simon about doing things a different way, when he suddenly gets a reply.

> this isn’t a joke, right?

johnny raises a brow at this, swiveling back to the computer and typing up his response.

< would nevr joke bout smth srs

and when five minutes passed, he presumed that would be the end of this little interaction, fueling johnny’s desire to take down the post.

that is, till he gets another response.

> well, is the position still open then?

he feels his heart stop, eyes widening as he reads the phrase over and over. a certain excitement wells in his chest, and he gets back on the keyboard before he can run out the room and tell simon the good news.

——

his last reply consists of a time, date, and address.

[gleafer]

New comic dropped on Patreon/Gleafer!

Be there or be

The Night of Many Firsts: Part 1

[graves-doodles]

Good soup!

[jeeklaart]

Good soup 🍲

( find me here )

[righteous-r0de0]

DAVIDS SICK COMFORT AUDIO WHEN HE SAYS THAT SOFT LITTLE “i know baby” FUUUUUUUCK I LOOOOOOOOVE HIM

(timestamp is 8:35 if you need it)

[lezzyart]

gay bone goblin enjoying her good watery soup

[sopuu]

pesky…snail?

[crystal-mouse]

It's Odo night! eat soup and turn into a liquid 👍

[askymzbuki]

Strange Brew

[tangy-soup]

Very good on paper.

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[zennibunni]

I edited the usernames and icons but made no changes to actual comments. Those were all written by other people and they happen to fit these character too well. For source google "Peel a pound cabbage soup meme"

[dewedup]

it’s my birthday so please feast on Rain not watching where he’s going during watcher in the sky (ironic)