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the reason why dnp understand their audience so well is that phil is so gay he was writing gay vampire werewolf buffy fic as a teen and dan is such a nerd he was emailing the lost wiki editors so much about mistakes in the wiki that they eventually asked him to be an editor

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*scurries up to your door*

*leaves a handful of acorns and little pinecones in a pile*

*bolts away before you notice I'm there*

fuck yeah,

✨dinner✨

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- Earthy mama

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Captured this Renaissance painting the other day

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The amount of excitement I get from befriending random birds is like a swarm of bees trying to escape my flesh

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The Christmas season approaches and right on cue I found a Christmas buddy :)

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These Liquid Trees are actually made for areas with poor air quality that would prevent regular trees from growing. Using these first could mean more plants and natural vegetation could be added in future

sigh

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Now that it is finally getting colder, I can dress in 36 layers the way god intended

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They grow up so fast 🥹

I have become a semi-successful plant dad. I am so proud of my green son

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I have been visited by a great and wise friend

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This is your seasonal reminder that if you are an adult and your friends won't dress up for Halloween with you for any reason- including it being childish- you should get new friends.

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This is your sign to do a Halloween photoshoot with your friends

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It's a full moon, sure would be a good time for a werewolf to come out

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Given that I am now leaving my lifelong dream of having a beautiful garden full of local wildlife, I also have to frequently destroy my lovely dog's dream of chasing all that local wildlife out of her garden.

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Bury me with the most random shit and throw my coffin in a peat bog to confuse future historians