chthonic-eldritch-terror
Your local forest being
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Here's my little goblin blog where I'm going to shove some dirt and poetry for the masses. •Teddy• he/they/it• •mentally prepare yourselves•
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chthonic-eldritch-terror · 3 days ago
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*scurries up to your door*
*leaves a handful of acorns and little pinecones in a pile*
*bolts away before you notice I'm there*
fuck yeah,
✨dinner✨
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chthonic-eldritch-terror · 6 days ago
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- Earthy mama
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chthonic-eldritch-terror · 7 days ago
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Captured this Renaissance painting the other day
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chthonic-eldritch-terror · 10 days ago
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The amount of excitement I get from befriending random birds is like a swarm of bees trying to escape my flesh
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chthonic-eldritch-terror · 16 days ago
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The Christmas season approaches and right on cue I found a Christmas buddy :)
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chthonic-eldritch-terror · 18 days ago
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chthonic-eldritch-terror · 24 days ago
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These Liquid Trees are actually made for areas with poor air quality that would prevent regular trees from growing. Using these first could mean more plants and natural vegetation could be added in future
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sigh
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chthonic-eldritch-terror · 27 days ago
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Now that it is finally getting colder, I can dress in 36 layers the way god intended
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chthonic-eldritch-terror · 28 days ago
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chthonic-eldritch-terror · 1 month ago
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They grow up so fast 🥹
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I have become a semi-successful plant dad. I am so proud of my green son
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chthonic-eldritch-terror · 1 month ago
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I have been visited by a great and wise friend
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chthonic-eldritch-terror · 1 month ago
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This is your seasonal reminder that if you are an adult and your friends won't dress up for Halloween with you for any reason- including it being childish- you should get new friends.
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chthonic-eldritch-terror · 1 month ago
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This is your sign to do a Halloween photoshoot with your friends
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chthonic-eldritch-terror · 1 month ago
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It's a full moon, sure would be a good time for a werewolf to come out
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chthonic-eldritch-terror · 1 month ago
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Given that I am now leaving my lifelong dream of having a beautiful garden full of local wildlife, I also have to frequently destroy my lovely dog's dream of chasing all that local wildlife out of her garden.
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chthonic-eldritch-terror · 1 month ago
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Bury me with the most random shit and throw my coffin in a peat bog to confuse future historians
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chthonic-eldritch-terror · 1 month ago
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I am living my goblin core dreams
I have finally moved somewhere with birds in me garden and I constantly have new friends visit me
I have won
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