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BLEACH: Thousand-Year Blood War - The Conflict || Episode 7

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what about Levi? How messy of a bf do you think he’d be?

Sorry to be the one to tell you this, but out of all the AOT bf's, I think Levi is one of the least messy. He's too solution oriented and absolutely despises the thought of you being uncomfortable in any situation. He'll listen to any drama that does not directly involve you. If you're telling him about how your boss is having an affair, he'll listen with crossed arms, but he's judging your boss hard. He thinks your boss is of low moral character and should be fired. He's kind of sucking the fun out of the gossip. If you are involved in drama of any kind, he wants a resolution blindingly fast. He worries about you being stressed so he'll push for solutions in whatever area of your life the drama is happening. Queue the lecture on workplace harassment or going low contact with abusive family members.

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no because Porco would pull up with the stankest, meanest mug to the function. The person giving you problems at work would think he is so mean 😭

Because he IS mean. He's an asshole. He's an asshole to you in the teasing, playful, loving way, but still an asshole. People don't know what he's like behind closed doors or when you get to know him. He's neutral when people meet him for the first time. Not polite. Not rude. Just neutral until he can develop an opinion about them. He's sweet to you though and that's all that matters to him. So when the people you vent about meet him, they cannot believe that this is the same person. He refuses to be fake to the people that give you shit on the daily. If he's dropping you off or picking you up, he is absolutely mean mugging them. He doesn't have to say anything. They can tell by his face that he doesn't like them. When Linda meets him at the Christmas social, she's smiling and extending her hand as she's meeting the man that you gush about. Porco does not even uncross his arms. He lets her hand hang there while he sizes her. You'd told him in the car to at least pretend to be nice to Linda and he agreed in the car, but now that Linda is standing in front of him, everything you've ever told him about her is at the forefront of his mind.

"Hey," he says with blatant disgust in his tone.

He won't say anything else while her hand hangs in the air. Porco is looking her in the eyes, actively disregarding Linda's hand and it gets awkward really fast. While you and Linda may be uncomfortable, Porco is not. He is standing firm beside you, silently asserting that he is not playing with her. He won't break eye contact and she'll begin to feel increasingly more uncomfortable the longer she stands there. Is this the same man that you speak so sweetly about at work? Is this the same man in the picture on your desk kissing your cheek with a smile? Is this the same man that had that big bouquet of your favorite flowers delivered to the office on Valentine's Day with a note that you refused to read out loud because it was so sweet (and filthy, but she doesn't need to know that). This man that is mean mugging tf out of her? This is the same man? CAN'T BE! Linda would walk away if she knows what's good for her.

As soon as she walks away, you have to admonish him.

"I said I'd try, not that I would." That is not what he said in the car.

"That's the lady giving you problems? Well shit, I can see why. Look at her then look at you. I'd be mad too."

"I bet she can't fight. It wouldn't be a fair fight. You'd whoop her ass."

He stays at your side and remains pretty neutral with every one else. He keeps a hand on your lower back while he's beside you and will shake your coworkers hands. After a few drinks, he will loosen up and your coworkers (not the ones you vent about) will get a few smiles out of him. This makes Linda deeply upset because now she knows that your man isn't socially awkward, he just doesn't like her. It's blow to her ego that Porco didn't intend, but he doesn't care.

Porco to Linda be like:

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This scene right here? Whewwww. That look on his face? That intense gaze? Looking past everyone and looking right at you? Whew chile. I’d fold so fast, I fear.

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Armin tries to leave a moustache like his dad

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nevertheless, we ball

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dating jean

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messy! boyfriend jean kirstein headcanons

this man is HERE for all the drama

if yall go to parties there is a 100% chance you're standing in the corner with him at some point talking shit

will ask each other how the other feels about a person before full on saying their peace

"you see Eren's post on snap earlier?" "I did." "how'd you feel about that?" "I dunno'- how did you feel about that?" "he looked a little-..." "glad I'm not the only one, because-" and he'll go on a whole rant about it

this man will deadass look people from head to toe and give you a side eye

he's so mean, but it's so funny at the same time

drama fiend

this man will see you furiously typing on your phone and BEG to know what's going on

if you don't like someone, neither does he

you'll be on a whole rant about someone and he just agrees and ad libs while you are

"yeah, fuck that bitch"

always gotta have a debrief in the car after a party or going out anywhere

especially if people neither of you liked were there

this man is so fucking messy

will literally tell anyone "I'm here to talk" because he's FIENDING for some tea

tells you IMMEDIATLY when he hears something juicy

doesn't matter when or where, he's picking up that damn phone and calling you

"babe- I'm literally at work." "nah, hold up, you HAVE to hear what I just heard from Connie."

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College AU study session (?) 📚

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TALK YOUR SHIT KING

I'm all out of power to heal my body. But I ain't dying for nothing. I saw my brother's memories. He fooled the military to make your lousy ass a Warrior to protect me. There's no denying it now. I was always better than you.

ATTACK ON TITAN 4.19 | Two Brothers

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Papi💕 wip

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I think Connie, Jean, and Porco would be the messiest boyfriends. They’re always down to hear the tea and be in peoples business. I think they take three different perspectives on tea (especially work tea).

Jean is by far the messiest of the three. He asks “anything interesting happen at work today” or “what’s new, baby” while he’s rubbing your feet or doing skin care with you before bed. Even though he doesn’t ask directly, you know exactly what he’s fishing for. As soon as you sigh and say “lemme tell you about”, his eyes light up and he smirks. He’ll lay back and let you talk and talk and talk about Linda at work. You can tell him every thing like he’s one of your girls and he’s into it. He sees it as a form of trust but he's also just nosy as hell. He’ll ask questions and engage. He remembers everyone’s names and every single transgression against you. He acknowledges that you’re just venting and that you don’t actually feel angry enough the kill your coworkers. He’ll let you say anything terrible that you need to get off youe chest. You don’t even need to ask “can I say something terrible?”. It’s all fair game to him.

“She sounds like a miserable, dried up, old, hag and she needs to watch herself.”

“That’s right, baby. You tell her.”

“And she wonders why her kids can’t stand her.”

Jean is all up in your work business. He also knows never to repeat anything you tell him. So if you he ever meets the person you’re trash talking, the person will never know that Jean knows everything you’ve told him. He’s cool to play the aloof boyfriend. What’s great about Jean though is that he adopts whatever attitude you have towards these people. At your Christmas work social, he’s polite and professional (read: fake) with Linda. He’ll smile when he needs to and mimics your level of fake. Once Linda crosses a line though, he won’t let her slide. He'll drop the fake smile and put her in her place; never even having to raise his voice. After you guys leave the event, Jean is all “I see what you mean, baby”. Every time you bring up Linda in the future, he'll always mention how awful she was at the Christmas social. Jean doesn't forget.

If you ever stand up to the people giving you shit at work, he will praise you. “Talk yo shit, queen.” Like Jean, please be serious for five minutes.

Connie is similar in the aspect that he wants to hear all the tea too. Connie has a harder time keeping up and following. “Who’s Linda again?” And now your speed running him back through two weeks worth of tea before he goes “oh, oh, oh yeah! Uh hm. I’m following you, babe.” He may interrupt you and egg you on hard at some points. Connie wants the full retelling of the tea. He wants to feel like he was there when it happened. He wants ALL the details and he is quite the exaggerator. “Babe, if that was me, I woulda laid her ass out right there.” Like Connie, please. No, you would not have.

“You let her say that to you?”

“See? And that’s why her husband left her and she can’t find another man.”

“Isn’t she the one that made that nasty ass chili for your work pot luck?”

You have to warn Connie what he can and can’t repeat because if you don’t, he WILL accidentally repeat something about your boss' affair back to them without thinking about it. “Connie, you can’t tell anybody this,” or “I need to say something terrible but you can’t repeat it,” and he knows to lock it away in the vault. He’s very neutral when he meets the people you talk about. Sometimes he might even end the night like “Linda isn’t so bad. I think you misjudged, babe.” Find Connie sitting at a table laughing and drinking with the manager you can’t stand because he gets along with everyone.

Porco is a whole different story. He acts like he doesn’t care about your work drama and at times it may seem like he’s not listening, especially if it’s something you’ve griped about repeatedly, but the man is listening. He’s doing something else, not making eye contact, and giving you short answers while you talk, but he’s listening. If you stop just to see if he's listening, he'll wordlessly look at you and wait for you to continue. If you tell him to repeat whatever you just said back to you, he will sigh and give you a watered down version of everything you said. He will recall stuff you told him weeks ago. Sometimes, if the tea is really good, he'll stop what he's doing and engage, but will still wear that unimpressed look. Spilling work tea or venting to him may get a little frustrating because he frequently advocates for you rocking somebody’s shit. Porco believes violence is the answer to disrespect lol. Linda at work pissed you off? You should rock her shit. You found out your 'friend' started a terrible rumor about you? Crash out and two piece her. Your grandma offended you? Hands rated E for everybody.

“Baby, just rock her shit and quit. I already told you that I’ll take care of you and you won’t have to go back to that shitty place.”

“Knock her ass out and you never have to work again.”

“If I were her, I would be a bitter bitch too if had to look at you all day. (Insert a comment about how hot you are followed by something filthy.)”

How romantic. He’s trying to be supportive, but he just doesn’t enjoy the fact that somebody is ruining your day at a place where you spend so much of your time. He doesn’t think you should have to tolerate disrespect no matter how minor. He constantly advises you to square up with Linda, quit, and become a stay at home partner that lives out their dreams while he provides for you. If you text him while you’re working that you’re getting a headache because of Linda, he will either reply that you should just lay her out or he’ll ask if he needs to come up there. It’s hard to tell whether or not he’s joking.

“Baby, don’t let her disrespect you. Lay her ass out.”

“Do you need me to come up there? We’ll see if she still says that shit with her chest.”

What sets Porco apart from Jean and Connie is that he does not play nice when he meets the people you vent about. When he meets them, he’s a bit standoffish and uninterested. He’s gives a short 'hey' and does not shake hands. Something about how unapproachable he is makes the people you can’t stand vie for his attention. Porco will literally size them, keep a neutral, straight face, and not say a word, but something about that makes people feel like they have something to prove. No matter how much Linda tries to butter him up, he never warms up to her. Like Jean, Porco won’t let backhanded comments slide, but he’s much less pleasant about addressing it. While Jean says “what was that?”, Porco is more of a “fuck did you just say?” kinda guy. Jean will politely and calmly read Linda for filth if she crosses a line with you. Porco is loudly cooking Linda, her momma, her daddy, her grandma, ALL her kids, their kids, and any future kids. And though you’re proud and happy to have a man that stands ten toes down for you, you’re the one who has to show your face in the office Monday morning. As confrontational as he is, he will take a step back and let you handle the people you have problems with. However, if you're nonconfrontational and want him to handle it for you, he will pack them up fast.

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*Insert cool background bc I had 0 motivation on it* 😎💜

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wanted to draw part 4

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A BLACK GIRL RUNS THIS BLOG BITCH

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AOT memes pt. 9