primordialsoupvendor
care for some soup?
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Welcome to my primordial soup emporium!i鈥檓 a kobold mage, i like soup, i may or may not be an ancient forgotten deity and i am not good at business! my store is failing! :) official business partner of @myconidwitch
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primordialsoupvendor 8 hours ago
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they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk
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primordialsoupvendor 14 hours ago
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primordialsoupvendor 20 hours ago
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primordialsoupvendor 1 day ago
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the firsteth rule of alchemy is to hath fun and beeth thy truest self. the secondeth rule is to think with thine pussy
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primordialsoupvendor 2 days ago
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The mineral component of bone is comprised mostly of the calcium phosphate mineral hydroxyapatite which is embedded in the organic component type I collagen. When bone is exposed to a mildly acid environment the mineral component leaches out leaving only the pliable organic component. Vinegar is safe to use and does not destroy the protein scaffolding that gives bone it鈥檚 characteristic shape. This is a human fibula tied in a knot.
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primordialsoupvendor 2 days ago
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I love this picture so much! Post it whenever I come across it.
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primordialsoupvendor 2 days ago
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who is the little man in the background of the pondering my orb?
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primordialsoupvendor 2 days ago
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(UNMUTE YOU WON'T REGRET IT)
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primordialsoupvendor 3 days ago
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i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm
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primordialsoupvendor 3 days ago
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mreow. meow. hey. mreow. hey. hey. mmeow. hey. dude fucking look at me. hey. mmmeow
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primordialsoupvendor 3 days ago
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loose, foot loose
put on your fuckin
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primordialsoupvendor 3 days ago
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who is the little man in the background of the pondering my orb?
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primordialsoupvendor 4 days ago
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Me in the pussy if I'm being misleading
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primordialsoupvendor 4 days ago
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An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books
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primordialsoupvendor 4 days ago
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Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
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primordialsoupvendor 5 days ago
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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
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primordialsoupvendor 5 days ago
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My Life Changed When I Discovered Peer-to-Peer File Sharing at Age 10 by heart__rot
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Acrylic on Canvas
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