#sorry i had a revelation

[thatone-churro]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Hermaeus Mora’s a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right. He took his Daedric fuckin’ tentacle dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that’s disgusting. So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Hermaeus Mora, you got a small dick. It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like. That’s right, baby. Tall points, no tentacles, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck Apocrypha. That’s right, this is what you get! My SUPER DRAGONBORN PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on Aprocrypha. I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on TAMRIEEEEEL! How do you like that, ALDUIN? I PISSED ON TAMRIEL, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

[iamnotmereally]

ppl would literally have been blazing their dick pics.

[ohposhers]

guys im so fucking sorry but FNAF Trolls AU LMAOOOOOO CREEK AFTROLL KILLS BROZONE OR WHATEVER IDK HELP ME

[just-an-enby-lemon]

I love the fact that cannonically Martin considers that the thing that makes Jon recognizable to strangers it's not the myriad of scars but that Jon looks like someone that has not sleept in ages. He could not more enphatically make the point he wants Jon to just take at least a nap already except he makes his point to a total stranger Jon just traumatized instead of saying it to Jon.

[lyriumring]

who was gonna tell me that lucanis is wearing a sweater when you first meet him. like. fully just a stocking stitch sweater. under his leather armor. and under that is a white shirt with a detachable(?) collar that he attaches his little bird skull tie to. insane.

i know we learn he knits from banter w/ harding (dexterity training) but this..... i love him so bad

[transusopp]

sanji and usopp have complicated relationships with masculinity/being transmasc for reasons involving their fathers but in a similar and also insanely different way. to me. Hear Me Out

sanji immediately transitioned as soon as he left vinsmoke judges evil ass hands because he wanted to let vinsmoke sanji truly die at sea. and for his new life to start with his first order of business being to live as truly himself. he wanted nothing to do with who he was before, including his girlhood. he wanted to be nothing like judge.

usopp was eager to transition, as soon as he realizes hes trans, because he wanted, more than anything, to be like yasopp. but he knew in his heart yasopp wasn't going to come get him and bring him on some grand pirate adventure, like he always hoped. when he started to accept that yasopp won't come back for him is when he started to feel the growing pains of becoming who you really are.

and neither of their mothers ever knew their precious little girls grew up into wonderful young men.

[toomanyf4ndoms7]

The Joker is not some abstract embodiment of chaos, he’s not a concept. He’s a cruel, manipulative, and ultimately pathetic man who hurts people because he’s desperate for attention.

Despite how he acts all "Oohhh, everything's a joke, nothing really matters!" If his death isn't going to be a spectacle, something where he can reap the attention from every angle, his smile falters.

[strawberricakeandpie]

Can I say something

[essektheylyss]

Not content with having wrought the demise of every seafaring vessel his character had set foot upon, Travis Willingham set his sights on the sky!

[napping-sapphic]

can tell the pain induced lack of sleep is getting to me because i just got emotional over the somber feeling of a heating pad losing its warmth

[mortalscience]

luke alvez, the MAN THAT YOU ARE. my guy saw that his friend was depressed, disabled, and trauma-ridden and said you know what you need? a PET. and luke was literally like MY DOG ROXY SAVED MY LIFE SO THIS PUPPY WILL SAVE YOURS.

i totally vibe with that cause my 5 cats are my precious angel babies forever and i live my life for them (the only pictures i have up at work are of my cats!!!) so y'know what, hell yeah. buy your sad friend a puppy.

also he of course enlisted penelope to help him with this!! *sobs* no better person ofc. dog dad + cat mom energy!!

[xrk-art]

Projecting my period cramps on Theo Raeken 🕺

[b4ookie]

shifting is for people like me, who are on the aromantic spectrum, to finally feel what romantic love is.

like ive never been in love with someone, have never felt the need to go past friends.

i never go into friendships hoping for something more.

So now i get to shift to feel that closeness yk, to be able to physically feel that pull non arospec have. To truly love someone romantically.

like i love my friends my family (drs and cr)

but ive never felt romantic love. And now i will. if yk?

[puppy-bird]

gay t4t but the other guy is alot further along in his transition, like passes really well, and he's super encouraging/into my transition, would fix me i think, or at the very least bring me to a whole new level of horny

[sissiarte]

Today in: devastating redraws of historical art but make it Cormac Fir Diad...

(og painting is Ivan the Terrible and His Son by Ilya Repin)

[emmaspolaroid]

hey does anyone want to go insane w me about this