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Play toys can mean anything from running around in a field together to making elaborate littlest pet shop rp scenarios to playing Minecraft to learning yoyo tricks together to having an elaborate fancy tea party to doing bob Ross paintings together to hardcore bdsm sex. And you can do any of them with your friends if they have time and want to play toys with you btw

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There is a way of washing your body where you stand use just a damp wash cloth to clean yourself, and you don’t stand under water or in a bath. Do you call this a:

- top and tail

- pta/ pits tits ass

- dry bath

- other (put in tags pls)

- never heard of this

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You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them

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Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

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honestly some of y’all want a significant other so badly and can’t understand why you can’t find one, but have no sense of boundaries or healthy expectations of what a relationship is like. in a committed long-term partnership you get left on read, you wait for texts back, and you can forget about each other when you’re busy. sometimes you fall asleep without saying goodnight and sometimes you’re too caught up to text each other before 6pm. that’s how it is. thinking that you can’t be deeply, beautifully in love and still wait more than “1.75 hours” for a text back is such an unhealthy and unreasonable expectation of what love is, and you shouldn’t be in a relationship if you can’t allow the other person to exist on their own apart from you. if you’re projecting your anxieties and insecurities onto a partner who doesn’t even exist yet, then you aren’t ready for one.

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autistic guy stimming with his hands accidentally casts incredibly difficult and destructive spell 89 dead 578 injured

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Your twitchy and unsteady hands are NOT from an excessive consumption of sugar and caffiene. You come from a bloodline that traces back to mighty sorcerers, your nerves are less suited for activities like surgery and more for the swift and sporadic movements needed to cast spells.

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Remember that even good changes can make us feel depressed, because, as creatures of habit, we're resistant to change. That doesn't mean that it wasn't the right choice.

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there is a class of “favorite character” that is completely unrelated to characters you Like the most but rather it’s the character you say What Is Their Fucking Problem about the most. like you might like them or you might not like them but you need to know what their fucking problem is, desperately. this too is a kind of love

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game idea: "cartoons in the real world" type horror game like batim or dandys world or whaetever the fuck other mascot cartoon youtube game Except its irl cartoons in like the who framed roger rabbit way so they still function on wacky cartoon rules they also just happen to be evil and want to kill you. cartoonishly

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read some stuff from an old araki interview and got inspired for an au but i need to rewatch sdc and diu first bc i have not interacted with the source material since i was like 17

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this is my mlp oc noon matte she drinks monster and spends all day playing pony CoD and yelling at foals over pony xbox voice chat

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Hey there!

If you've been following me for a while, you may have seen the (very occasional) art I do; namely abstract birds. If you're new here, here's some examples:

(In order: A violet eared waxwing, an american goldfinch, and Vogelkop's Superb bird of Paradise, and a section of a ploughshare tortoise shell)

If you send me proof that you've made a donation to an organization benefiting Palestinians, I'll make an abstract of any bird--or other animal-- of your choosing. You can do whatever you want with it: post it, put it on a t-shirt, print it out and eat it!

The donation can be in any amount, and to any organization or verified GoFundMe (vetted list here, UNWRA, Gaza Emergency Fund, Palestine Red Crescent Society), and you don't need to include your personal info when you send me the proof. Likewise, you can request any living (or recently extinct) animal- so long as I can find a photo of it, it's a-okay.

If you have any questions, or you'd like to make a request, my askbox and dms are open!