The Bionic Life
TV Shows/Dramas watched in 2023
The Bionic Life (2023, China)
Directors: Leste Chen, Ko Zhennian & Hsu Chaojen
Writers: Song Xuan, Mai Jia, Wang Yuxiong, Li Yaixin & Luo Xiaorui
Mini-review:
I love Song Weilong and I was really looking forward to seeing him in a sci-fi drama, but The Bionic Life didn't fully meet my expectations. While the show proposes a lot of interesting questions and themes, it never delves in them as deeply as it should. And it definitely doesn't help that the world-building is so half-assed. I did enjoy some of the episodic cases and the overarching mystery, mainly due to the main characters and the cast, but I wish the writing was stronger. Tbh, if it wasn't so short, I think I wouldn't have finished it.
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"So it’s just you and him, now?"
"Mh."
"And would you like some company for a while?"
Song Lan carefully places the spirit-trapping bag beside him and writes his response in the palm of Wen Ning's hand. "He would love that."
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I wasn't going to post this since it's so self indulgent to draw my faves together, but I ended up cleaning it a bit more than expected so I thought maybe someone out there would like it.
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i did a thing
MDZS (novel) :
72 named characters
50 dead (including wen ning, song lan, and wei wuxian)
conclusion: 69% chance of death, with a 4.2% chance of conscious return to life.
MDZS (any and all media) :
77 named characters
55 dead
conclusion: 72% chance of death anywhere in the mdzs-verse.
TGCF:
44 named characters (clones and alter egoes not counted)
16 permanently dead
14 ghosts
16 gods
conclusion: 36% chance of permanent death, 32% chance of dying and becoming a ghost, 36% chance in ascending.
here's the percentage, but skewed with the ghost deaths: 73%
SVSSS (svsss only, no pidw):
41 named characters
12 dead, + 1 linguang-jun missing +1 shen yuan +1 shang qinghua
conclusion: 37% chance of death/missing, 4.9% chance of returning via transmigration
conclusion of conclusions: great mxtx, why did you have to do that to mdzs????? they're all dead......
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how i think mdzs characters would communicate through text
[they’re almost all teachers in a school and wangxian isn’t together yet]
wei wuxian: lan zhaaaan can u plz cm over i tbink smn1 stabbed me 😔😔😔😔😔 hury up i want to 6 ur face b4 i faint er-gege i miss uuuu 🥰💗💗😍😍❤️💕💕💝💕💕❣️💘💖😘😘😚😚
lan wangji: Wei Ying? I’m on my way. [appears in a helicopter, with twenty doctors ready and a blade]
jiang yanli: A-Xian, I am preparing lotus and pork ribs soup for you. Please, take care and behave while jiejie doesn’t arrive 😘
jiang cheng: the idiot almost died again??? lol at this point not even god likes him just die already or smth
lan xichen: I’m sending my best wishes of recovery for your definitely-not-life-partner, Wangji 🙏🏼 ☺️ If you need anything, you can just call me!
lan qiren: Wangji, you better tell me you are not in Wei Wuxian’s house right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [20 missed calls]
jin rulan: You had that coming for you! ………….. Me and the group are coming over with medicine. Don’t think that means I forgave you for calling Fairy fat!!! 😠
lan sizhui: Xian-gege, are you okay?? I was so worried!! But I’m glad Lan-laoshi is with you. We are coming over with treats, please be safe 🙏🏼❤️
lan jingyi: wei-laoshi!!!!!!! please don’t chase after the light 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 you’re the only teacher who can dance macarena!!!!!! who will teach us chemistry shit we dont understand now,????? who will sing never give you up during the school final year with us??????? pls dont be dead your favorite juniors are coming over!!!!!!!!!
ouyang zizhen: i cant believe you’ll have a whole month of leave so you can spend with your crush, wei-laoshi 😭 so lucky!! so romantic!! 💗 just dont die on him ok i’ve heard it causes something called trauma
nie huaisang: Wei-xiong, it wasn’t me who orchestrated this, I swear!!!! I know nothing!! well, last time…. well yeah last time it was kinda my fault but this time it was not!!! I’ll even send you some fine books I read this month, please don’t come after me!!!! 😰
wen qing: bitch…….. u better be joking
wen ning: Wei-gongzi 😮😢 I know you have Lan-laoshi…. but if you need anything….. I’m at your orders….. 🙏🏼
song lang: I bet it was Xue Yang. Crafty bastard.
xue yang: hahahahahhahahhahahah hahahahahahahahah if it were me i would hv gutted him deeper 😈😈😈
xiao xingcheng: *intuitive typing* F.
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