#someone do some incorrect quotes for this

[ct-9902]

ninjago theatre kid au incorrect quotes

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Sora: I've been living in a closet my entire life

Arin: Girl your closet is made of glass

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Cole: I didn't wear blacks on the one day they told us to :(

Zane: You're depressed you always wear black

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Kai: Did you hear Lloyd?

Jay: Nobody listens to Lloyd

Cole: Yeah can we do a vote and get Lloyd off coms?

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Kai: Someone's mic is on

Jay: It might be Lloyd's he never turns it off

Cole: But he should he says some unhinged things

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Kai: It feels like they've been calling places for five years! WE'RE AT PLACES

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Lloyd: Stage left!

Jay: I guess I'm going to stage left pray for me

Jay: THERE'S NOBODY AT STAGE LEFT

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Lloyd: I love today! *maniacal laughter* I don't love today.

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Kai: We had a heated house set up for Wyldfyre but she sleeps on a chair and drinks out of the birdbath

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Nya: *British accent* It's ok to cry, just remember to drink water, drink so much water that you feel like a fish

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Cole: All the food was gone when I got here 😭

Kai: *stuffing ten nuggets into his mouth* you snooze you lose

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Kai: Someone just said Zane should be stage manager. I'M STAGE MANAGER! *runs down deep dark alley*

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Jay: I have one minute thirty seconds to move every prop. I always knew I would end up in hell and this is it

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Nya: The quick change went well, but somebody spilled a bag of tomatoes and Jay tripped

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[brittle-doughie]

Greetings! CCCC Anon here once again! its been a while since I've sent an ask due to lack of ideas but here we are! Couldn't pick what I want to send first and ended up deciding to sent a couple of incorrect quotes.

(p.s some small changes are made on the 3 sides, Emotional side now has wings(they're now slightly burnt and all new feathers are dull due to instinctual side), logical side has a small floating blue crown, floating sharp metallic fingers and is basically a fully sentient robot, and instinctual's right side is dark red with bright red outlines, three horns and a tail with it's head resembling that of the head of a trident.)

Emotional side: (Do you take constructive criticism?)

Logical side: [No, only cash or credit.]

Instinctual side:*holding papers with lyrics*{Does anyone understand their parts?}

Emotional side:(Uh I broke my gun.)

Instinctual side:{I don't care, *Throws all the papers to the side* Wonderful!}

Instinctual side:{Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life.}

Emotional side:(*concerned* U-um..)

Logical side:[Please never become a surgeon.]

Instinctual side:{Someone's trying to break in. Its totally crowned cupcake and royal icing Call the cops!}

Emotional side:(*Pulls out a glock* I got this.)

Logical side:[Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-]

Hero cookie: I have a bad feeling about this.

Logical side:[What do you mean?]

Emtional side:(Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?)

Logical side:[....No?]

Logical side:[Violence isn't the answer.]

Emotional side:(You're right. Violence is a question and the answer is yes.)

Instinctual side:{No-}

Emotional side:(How stupid do you think I am?!)

Logical side:[You really want an honest answer to that?]

Instincual side:{I only have 2 emotions: exhaustion and stress. and somehow always feeling both simultaneously.}

Ananas dragon cookie: Uh- I-

Lotus dragon cookie: Well, are you going to say something?

Ananas dragon cookie: WELL I DON'T HOW TO RESPOND TO THAT!

Y/n, who just became whole few weeks ago and is already sick and tired of all of the obssesive cookie's bullshit:<What, I can't be in a bad mood? Like cookies think, "Oh, Y/n's such a nice person, Y/n is so happy-go-lucky! Y/n Can't be in a bad mood!">

Pure vanilla cookie: Y/n-

Y/n:<Well you know what?*Holding the potion that resulted in them splitting into 3 sides* Y/n CAN be in a bad mood.>

Pure vanilla cookie:Y/n please put the potion down we can talk this out-

Y/n now deranged:<And right now, Y/n IS in a bad mood.>

Pure vanilla cookie: Y/N NO-

Y/n:*Chugs down the entire potion and splits into 3 again*

Emotional side:(...Why..)

Logical side:[Oh you have got to be kiddin-}

Instinctual side:{OH FOR FUCKS SAKE-}

I would add something here on the end of this ask but idk how what to put.

Sincerely- CCCC Anon

The incorrect quotes are, indeed, incorrect.

[kojo-is-adorable]

If Tim set up Tamara with someone to check out the car in 4x22 that would require them to text or something. I just love the idea of this, i mean they would have the funniest conversations and Tim would so send Kojo pics

[bluesylveon2]

Neige: who's that wonderful girl?

Yuu walking in with the most horrendous outfit know to man that it would make Vil cry

Yuu: what are you looking at?

Neige: could she be any cuter? 😊

[where-is-vivian]

James: Reggie, why are your hands... covered in blood...?

Regulus, remembering he indeed has blood on his hands: Oh this.

Regulus: Don't ask :)

James:

James, very very trusting: Alright :D

[necrotic-nephilim]

Damian: So, is this thing between Drake and Todd supposed to be a secret?

Stephanie: Hardly. The only people who don't know that Jason loves Tim is.. well, Jason and Tim.

cackling over this. i think this *is* a conversation that 100% would happen. i love the idea that Tim and Jason are so obvious that they've somehow broken the scale and everyone can tell *but* them. they're just so wrapped up in each other that they're incapable of seeing the bigger picture. the minute they're in the same room all rational thought goes out the window. also think that's why it takes them so long to realize and confess feelings, bc they're in so deep with this rivalry that's taking over their life they just don't notice.

but everyone else does. bc well. Jason's eyes follow Tim around the room, and Tim always seems to inexplicably know what Jasson is up to, even when he's off the grid. they run into each other on patrols, they find reasons to bust each other's attempted missions for arbitrary reasons. if Tim has a visible bruise, either it's from Jason, or Jason has kicked the shit out of the guy who did it. they're loudly possessive of each other, where Tim gets *very* huffy if Bruce assigns someone else to deal with Red Hood and Jason does Not like other ppl flirting with Tim.

Damian and Steph probably gossip about it. there might be a betting pool about it. they have to make some kind of a game out of it so Jason and Tim don't drive everyone else *mad* with their unhinged courting behavior. if they don't laugh they will scream and lock the two of them in a room until they make out. which Steph is still arguing they should do. one day she'll convince everyone she's right.

[electric-plants]

cyno: you look nice today

alhaitham: i look the same as i do every other day

cyno: yeah and you look nice those days too

alhaitham: okay….was there anything else you came all the way to my office to tell me?

cyno: yes. i want to kiss you. All the time.

alhaitham: …..you decided to bring this up at 7am on a tuesday

cyno: this is the only time i was free

[theheirofthesharingan]

Itachi: You've made the mistake of assuming I'm a patient man.

Me: Shut up, Itachi. You're literally a child. A 12-year-old KID. You're no man yet.

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: Do you want a beer? I’m paying.

Person B, going through the restaurant’s menu: No. Ugh, where’s the good stuff?

Person A, half jokingly: I thought you were an alcoholic.

Person B: Exactly. I’d need at least, like, four beers — without food — to get slightly buzzed, and my stomach can’t fit over 2 beers in it. I’m small. I’ll have a rum, neat.

[therighthandofvengeance]

all I’m saying is that if John J. Sheridan were really midwestern, he would have brought a potluck-style salad to Delenn's quarters

[himejoshiangels]

duke tag is particularly disappointing this morning sooo sorry for being a hater but also I loveless vagueposting and also it pissed me off

[gender-euphowrya]

still baffles me how society looks down on ''the queer aesthetic'' like glittery clothes and rainbow hair and exaggerated make-up like. all of these are fun. which is what life is about. in what world is "sea of people all in neutral tones and shades not allowed more personality than a post-it note" the better option

[justahumblecabbagemerchant]

Headcanon that this is in an everyone-lives-nobody-dies au and the letters are from Lancelot, Percival, Mordred, Elyan, and Leon, and everyone’s like “wait did Gwaine not write one? We told him it was today, didn’t we?” And then Merlin walks into his room and Gwaine’s naked on his bed with a rose in his teeth bc “why tell when you can show, eh Merlin 😉😘”

Anyway he startles Merlin so badly that he trips and falls down the stairs leading up to his bedroom and gets a nasty bump on his head and Gaius has to look over him with Merlin going “it’s not that bad, honestly” while giving major eyebrow to Gwaine, who’s wearing a sheet and has a slightly sheepish expression and a bloody lip bc it didn’t occur to him to cut the thorns off his rose and he accidentally bit down on it when Merlin fell

Arthur walks in, ready to yell at Merlin for being late for SOMETHING, stops, takes in the scene, decides he really doesn’t want to know, and walks back out again

(Mordred is sad that Merlin was too busy getting a head wound to start reading his letter bc he wants Emrys to see all the pictures he drew of them hanging out together doing magic)

the knights: we don’t know if he’ll notice, but we each slipped a little note in merlin's bag to let him know that we love him.

merlin, pulling five 100-page letters out of his bag: what the—

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[blacksurvivalnostalgichanges]

JP:The next time Leon's angry with me, I'll drape him in a cape and say "now you're super angry"!

JP:Maybe he'll laugh, maybe I’ll die!

[ilivelikeimtrying]

This is actually so cute like he'd totally be holding Bal's favourite flowers and a cute little gift specifically made for him and Ballister would still be all sad like "He's dating someone who likes those things? But- but I like those things too" like, that someone is you you silly wet cat looking mf.

Pre Movie

Ballister: [sees Ambrosius wearing fancy clothes]

Ballister, sad: I see you have a date. Who's the lucky person?

Ambrosius:

Ballister:

Ambrosius: I forgot to ask you, didn't I?