#leonblacksurvival

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Arda:Behind the scenes of Godzilla, 1998.

JP:Man, why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off, he’s huge!

William:I wouldn’t fight Godzilla if I was this dude’s size, for roughly the same reason I wouldn’t fight a komodo dragon at the size I currently am.

Leon:Not even to save New York?

William:What has New York ever done for me?

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William:”Would you cut off your pinkie finger for 10 million dollars”.

Leon:Hand?

William:Hand. It mentioned that your pinkie accounts for 25% of your grip strength.

Leon:Just one hand or both hands?

William:Could be either or both, I’d just cut them off. Ten million is enough.

Leon:You can always put a... a prostate, in there. What’s it called.

William:Would it even reach? Up there? Your little finger? I don’t know.

Leon:Prosthesis. I meant prosthesis. I meant that if you wore a prosthesis it’s easy. I didn’t mean prostate. Shit.

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Leon:If I was a girl I’d go gay for Phoebe Cates.

Lenox:Leon, did you forget straight people exist again?

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Leon:Sunken city? Pretty cool. Sunken city full of magic fish people? Super cool.

Leon:Unless you’re Jenny and you have thalassophobia and you can’t watch Aquaman on a big screen because you’d literally rather die.

Leon:Help me tell her it’s good, guys, it has Julie Andrews as a kaiju.

Jenny:The deeper you go, the more NIGHTMARES there are! There’s always a bigger fish!

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JP:The next time Leon's angry with me, I'll drape him in a cape and say "now you're super angry"!

JP:Maybe he'll laugh, maybe I’ll die!

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Leon:”Live:How to do anal from the starting point, make 10k”.

William:Hey, we’re all men here. We’re all friends. I can say this without any judgement, right?

Nathapon:Relax, no one’s going to judge you.

Leon:Okay, say it.

William:I’d do it for ten thousand.

Leon:Nine thousand, come on.

William:Are you trying to negociate my ass???

Nathapon:I thought he was offering his.

William:Would you do it, Leon? For ten thousand?

Leon:I’d do it for less. You know, eight thousand...

William:Eight dollars...

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Lenox:(on the phone with Leon) I think I just heard a noise coming from the kitchen...

Leon:It’s probably nothing, don’t worry too much about it.

Lenox:(walks to the kitchen) You will not believe what’s in the kitchen.

Leon:Already not believing, what is it?

Lenox:Gordon Ramsey. No, there’s nothing.

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Arda:Have any of you heard of him at all?

Luke:I couldn’t even place the general era he’d exist in.

Leon:His name sounds modern, like a startup.

Luke:Wojtek, protect your loans!

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JP:What happens if i microwave a raw egg in its shell?

Leon:I don’t know. Go find out.

JP:Good idea, alright.

(one minute later)

JP:It explodes!

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Leon:(roleplaying in an RPG session) I’d like to walk around here to check the perimeter, see the next path the party can take after this enemy’s defeated.

Luke:Alright, there’s a corridor south. You see that you can definitely walk through there, but this (points to where his character’s placed, a fairly short distance from where he started) is the maximum amount you can walk since the sewer walk shaves off your movement.

Leon:What? We still have that disadvantage?

Luke:For the rest of the dungeon, since the mud went into your clothes. You’re heavier. And feeling slightly uncomfortable.

Leon:Can I take off my clothes? (Luke laughs.) I’m not joking. I want to take off my pants.

JP:Yeah, take it off, Leon!

Luke:(still laughing) A... alright, I’ll allow it. Celine, when you got shot, you looked to your side and saw Leon taking his pants off. Leon, you have the two movements back.

Chloe:That’s your fault now, Luke! Everyone’s gonna do the final boss in their underwear!

Silvia:If I saw it, everyone get mentally ready!

Luke:I can’t stop you guys! You fully have the choice to take your clothes off if they give you a disadvantage!

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Leon:Hello JP, my boyfriend who I care about very much.

JP:Uh-oh.

Leon:Do you perchance remember when you were watching something in my bed this evening?

JP:Perchance, yeah.

Leon:And you said you were hungry, so you pulled out a bag of cheese puffs from your backpack? And I looked over from my desk, and asked you “what’s that?”

JP:And I said ‘cheese puffs’.

Leon:You remember that, great. Do you remember the next part? Where I said "please be careful to not get any crumbs on my bed”? And you said “sure thing!”?

Leon:But lo. There I am, getting ready for bed, after showering and putting on clean clothes, ready to get comfortable. I curl up in the covers.

JP:Oh no.

Leon:And then, what do you think....

JP:Oh, boooooy.

Leon:What do you think I find?

JP:C..... cheese puff crumbs?

Leon:Cheese puff crumbs!

JP:(laughs profusely) My bad!

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Luke:Hey, Askin! What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

Leon:Um, what?

Luke:Nothing! They just waved.

Leon:Oh.

Luke:Did you sea what I did there?

Leon:I don’t think I did.

Luke:I’m shore you did.

Leon:(getting up to leave) Please stop, these are terrible.

Luke:You don’t need to be a beach about it.

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Leon:Why are all the guys so hot?

Fiora:Why are all the girls so hot?

Jenny:Why is everyone so hot?

Adela:(fanning her plate) Why is my pie so hot??

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Jenny:If I were a gardener, I'd put our tu-lips together.

Fiora:Aww, I love you so much.

Leon:Why can't we be like that?

JP:If I were a gardener, you'd be my hoe.

Leon:That's why.

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Fiora:What’s Australia like?

Leon:An australian fast food restaurant made a seagull-proof packet for fries because seagulls will swoop down to try and steal them.

Fiora:You’re joking.

Leon:I wish. There’s even a Q&A on their website about it.

Leon:”What if I meet a particularly brave seagull?” “Run.”