#jake x bradley

[carmenell]

parallels or whatever

[newtmas-supremxcy]

Tg/tg:m incorrect quotes while we wait for tg 3

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Bob: Hey Rooster, have you written your letter to Santa yet?

Rooster: Don't be silly Santa isn't re-

Hangman: Ready to accept letters yet.

Bob: that makes sense.

Bob: *leaves*

Rooster: What was that ?

Hangman: We haven't told him yet.

Rooster: He's our 30 year old coworker ???

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Hangman: I'm dating someone, but I'm not sure if I should tell you who it is...

Maverick: It's ok Jake, just rip it off like a bandaid though I doubt-

Hangman: It's Bradley.

Maverick, who just lost a bet to ice: Put the bandaid back on.

Hangman, who told Ice first: ....

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Goose: And do you Pete Mitchell take Tom Kazansky to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Maverick, smirking: I scooby-dooby doo

Iceman: I want a divorce.

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Random guy hitting on Natasha: Hey beautiful, can I have your phone number?

Phoenix, visibly texting: I don't have a phone.

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Coyote: There's no food at home.

Hangman: Not even bread ?

Bob: Even in prison there's bread.

Iceman: It's three in the morning, what the hell are you doing in our House?

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Rooster: What kind of tea is this?

Maverick: Oh I boiled some gatorade.

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Hangman: Hey ice, can I borrow twenty thousand dollars.

Iceman: For what?

Hangman: An escape room.

Iceman: What kind of escape room costs twenty thousand dollars ???

Hangman: Jail...

Rooster, Coyote and Bob, in the background : Hey ice.

[kcsplace]

Jake loves the tattoos that adorn Bradley's body.

The origami birds that take flight across his shoulder-blades. A goose, a swan, with a rooster gazing up at them.

The stark lines of the missing man formation of four F-14's, three shooting across his chest, with the fourth arcing up to rest over his heart.

No matter how many times Jake's fingers trace the aged lines of the B-25 Mitchell that rests in the crook of his elbow, Bradley won't explain the choice, only murmurs about it being his first, and that he is going to have it covered up.

He never does.

But Jake's favourite, the one his fingers can't stay away from, is the little incomplete hangman figure he comes home with after his last deployment. Five months they spent apart. Five months new ink has been carried on Bradley's hip without Jake's knowledge and investigation. Five months where the spot Jake's hand rests as they settle to sleep has had seven empty spaces for letters. Five months Bradley has waited to play, Sharpie in hand.

Counting the dashes, and even taking note of them being split into groups of 5 and 2, Jake still has to try his callsign first.

"H"

"Not your callsign you egotistical shit." Bradley added a frown on the blank face.

"A"

_A___ __

"J"

"Nope."

"K"

"Are you using your name now?"

"Yes."

"No.

A leg and two eyes added to the tattoo later, Jake is staring more intently at Bradley's hip than he has at any Bandit and then it dawns on him.

MA__Y M_

The smile that stretches across his face hurts. It aches in the best way as he looks up at Bradley, the other pilot's gaze intent on him and not the artwork.

"Yes."

"That's not a letter."

"Still my answer."

Plucking the pen from Bradley's unresisting fingers, Jake fills in the missing Rs and the Y, before adding a big YES across Bradley's lower belly.

Casey's Top Gun Ficlets Casey's Icemav Ficlets Casey's Hangster Ficlets

[lucyybradford]

Hangman: If a beautiful man disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.

Rooster: Well maybe you should have principles.

Hangman: You’re right, maybe I should.

[jeronicashippersclub]

INCORRECT QUOTES!

Coyote: You do realize there’s a rumor going around that you’re in love with Rooster right?

Hangman: A rumor? Are you telling me people are doubting it?

[themissingmango]

“Just stay put for once in your life.”

“Ha! A-ah, bet you’d love that, wouldn’t you, Rooster?”

[yeah-w-r-i-t-e]

no thoughts head empty just jake holding his hands over bradley's eyes while he does his great balls of fire instrumental break

[sereshawl]

Maverick, slightly drunk: I’m immune to mean and hurtful words because Ice says nice things to me every day and his love protects me.

Rooster: I’m immune to mean and hurtful words because Jake says mean things to me every day so I’m always prepared.

[romcomxdd]

Picture this-

Hangster au where Bradley is a bartender at his local pub, and had been for a while. He’s the real slick, flirtatious type. Everyone and their grandmother loves him. He’s the guy that everyone goes to with their questions, and he really should be a manager, but he’s not quite committed enough to accept the promotion.

One night, none other than Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin came in. He hung at the bar all night, chatting with Bradley, who entertains him. Eventually he cuts Jake off, long after he technically should of, but who could blame him, the man was tipping very generously. When Jake does ask for his number, he refuses, claiming it’s a personal policy, no giving out numbers to people he’s paid to serve, or something along those lines.

Bradley assumed that was the end of it, that Jake would go back to wherever he came from, and he wouldn’t see him again. It was a pity, he thought, that Texan accent did a number on his critical thinking.

Until lo and behold, two nights later, Jake appears again. This time carrying a card box full of various doughnuts and pastries. Fancy ones at that. He gives them to Bradley as a ‘present for everyone’ , explaining that his mate Javy works at a doughnut shop, and they had to get rid of the leftovers for the day.

Bradley just raised an eyebrow, but goes along with it anyway, until he opens it, staring at the back of the box, where Jake had scrawled his number in sharpie.

Night after night Jake came in with the doughnuts (all with Jake’s phone number written on the back), and night after night he mysteriously got off with half priced pints and a generously portioned bowel of chips.

He very quickly became known as Bradshaws Doughnut man, a name that Bradley said he hated, though his ears would go a little pink every time it was brought up.

One night Jake had a little too much beer for his own good. Just enough that Bradley didn’t feel great about kicking him out at close, but he couldn’t order him an uber or something, because Jake’d never once mentioned where he lived. So once he’s wiped the benches, put the last glasses in the washer, and locked up, Bradley guided Jake out to his car.

He’d been often rough now now, the man was nothing if not persistent, so Bradley figured he wouldn’t have a problem coming back to his place for the night. Once they got back to his apartment, Jake face planted in Bradley’s bed, and was snoring within minutes. Bradley got a quick blackmail picture before heading out to set up a bed on the too short couch.

The next morning, once Jake had been breakfasted, showered and driven back to the pub so he could get his car, Bradley opened the contact he had saved in his phone the very first night Jake had brought in the pastries. After a brief moment of debate, Bradley sent a ‘hey’,

Less than a minute later he had a reply.

[wngmn]

Something about Bradley driving the Bronco with one hand on the wheel and the other on Jake's thigh makes me go absolutely feral

[iprefervillains]

Saw this:

on Pinterest. Now I need someone who knows how to write a hot and heavy kissing scene to write this for hangster.

Please, I beg you. Anyone?

[carmenell]

One must imagine Jake Seresin pining so hard after Rooster he ends up listening to One of Your Girls by Troye Sivan on repeat

[newtmas-supremxcy]

Jake's face when he hears "dagger two (aka bradley/rooster) is hit" is exactly the face those soldier's wives have in movies when they get a letter or a another soldier show up on their porch to tell them their husband was killed in action

[lucyybradford]

Hangman: So, how do you feel about kids?

Rooster: I mean, they're okay. If I saw one I wouldn't throw a rock at it.

Hangman: Why would you throw a rock at a child.

Rooster: I just said I wouldn't.

[jeronicashippersclub]

INCORRECT QUOTES!

Coyote: What’s got you so happy?

Hangman: Rooster called me pretty.

Rooster: THAT is not what I said.

Hangman: Actually, he called me pretty annoying, but I’m focusing on the positive.

[themissingmango]