#top gun silliness

[kcsplace]

[almondcroissantsandink]

*stuffs this in an envelope and mails it to the set of top gun 3* now here's how hangster can still win

[reveluvjay]

they would've loved fidget spinners

(It's a Val thing, he's just like me fr)

(btw you see him spinning those guns two different directions at the same time? The fidget spinners are canon)

[rainbowsuitcase]

Ice is woken up way too early by insistent knocking on the door of his room. Wondering what could possibly have caught on fire before 0800 in the morning, he opens the door trying to blink sleep out of his eyes and freezes when he's met by a very angry looking Nick Bradshaw.

"I really didn't think you'd stoop that low," Goose scoffs at him.

Ice glances down at himself. He's wearing dark boxers with no embarrassing pattern and the old USNA shirt he sleeps in is a little worn out, sure, but also clean. He knows his hair is a mess but c'mon, he just woke up, whose wouldn't be?

He concludes that he has no idea what Goose is talking about. "Uhm, what?"

"Don't play stupid, Kazansky. You know what you did."

Oh. This is about something in the past.

Ice still has no idea what though. "I... have not had a hangover in quite some time, so yes, I can say I remember just about everything I did lately-"

Goose interrupts him with a hissed, "That's really all you have to say to me?"

"-and I have no idea which of those things could have possibly pissed you off this much."

"Fuck you too, Tom." Oh no, not the first name. "What did Mav ever actually do to you?"

Ice is just more and more confused by the second. Is he still asleep? Is that why nothing's making sense? Mav did... quite a lot to him just a couple days ago, but Ice sincerely doubts Goose actually wants to hear about any of that.

"Uhm- not much lately?" he tries slowly. "Which I guess is actually impressive now that I think about it?"

"I'm not fucking around, Tom," Goose growls, leaning forward to get in his face. "Why did you punch him?"

"I... punched him?" Is this a joke? It's way too early for this.

"I fucking saw the bruise," Goose doesn't sound like he's joking. "Mav's refusing to tell me anything. What the fuck did you do to him?"

Ice tries to take a deep breath but no, he's not lacking oxygen, his lungs feel fine, his head doesn't hurt and this isn't making any sense. "You saw... the bruise?"

"Tom, I swear to God I'm gonna give you a bruise if you don't stop repeating what I'm saying and start answering!"

"Okay!" Ice exclaims, lifting his hands palms up because threats from Mother Goose should never be taken lightly, even by a very confused recipient. "Okay, uhm... what bruise did you see?"

"The one on his hip!" Goose shouts and Ice realizes too late that that was the wrong thing to say. "Is there more than one? What the fuck, man?"

"I- the bruise on Mav's hip-" Ice winces. He can't exactly say he didn't put it there, but he's not sure that admitting it's not really a bruise is such a good idea either.

And thankfully, before he's forced to find out, there's shouting from down the hallway. "Goose!" And that's Maverick running toward them. "Goose, stop! Ice didn't hurt me!"

Goose politely gets out of Ice's face and huffs. "How'd you know I was here?"

Mav is breathing hard, grabbing at his chest - did he run the whole way here? And he's still wearing his sleeping shirt too, with a stain on the collar, though he's taken the time to put on actual pants at least.

Gasping for air, he still does his best to answer. "Well I- I woke up and you weren't there and... You got so pissed last night, it wasn't that hard to figure out. But I swear, Goose-" he straightens up and raises his voice, "-Ice didn't punch me!"

"You don't have to defend him just because we used to be friends." Well, that emphasis hurts. But Ice is sure- he's hoping that they'll be fine once this gets cleared up.

"You can still be friends!" Mav throws his hands up in a frantic gesture. "He didn't do anything to me I didn't want!"

Goose freezes on the spot, anger melting into confusion at record speed. "What?"

And because apparently, Ice before 0800 is in the business of digging graves, he clears his throat. "Yeah, I... didn't exactly make that bruise with my hands."

And because apparently, Mav is a little shit in any and every situation, he meets Goose's wide eyes with a grin. "The one on my thigh, though-"

"Nope!" Goose raises his hands. "No, shut up, I don't need to hear more! I..." he hesitates, looking back at Ice. "I am very sorry for waking you up, Ice. And for yelling at you... And I'm gonna give two some space now! Happy for you both!"

He backs away slowly, giving them two thumbs up until he turns around and sets out at a fast pace.

Ice looks down at Mav and sighs, "That went well. You couldn't have just told him?"

Mav's smile dims. "I didn't think he'd react that badly," he mumbles. "Just wanted to keep you to myself for a while."

That's so damn sweet.

And, well. Mav is here, looking all ruffled and soft from sleep, and there's no one else around.

Ice puts a hand on his shoulder. "You do have me for yourself, Mav." And then he leans down to kiss his boyfriend.

[wigglebox]

That’s the power oooooooof love! [x]

[xihe1874]

Mav: (did something stupid) Mav: Mission Complete. Ice: But you failed to shoot that target...? Mav: Well, you are smiling now, so. Ice: Ice: You Ice: You can't just say shit like that! Ice: Now I can't even yell at you for being reckless!!

[pollyna]

au in which a new journalist has to interview Admiral Kazaksy and they are tasked with the simple and straightforward task of "under no circumstances asking, talking or even mentioning Captain P. Maverick Mitchell".

At the end of the interview, they add another note under the previous one stating "not a drill guy, not a drill. The man talked about the Captain for 55 minutes straight and barely answered any of my questions."

[salmonsalad69]

ANOTHER silly incorrect quotes from my friends (TG/TGM)

Ice: "We need toner, bleach, foil, and gloves. And milk."

Mav: "What... what is the milk for?"

Goose: "Drinking."

Slider: "Lube."

Ice: "... I'm not gonna tell you. None of you deserve to know."

Hangman: "You trip on your own feet every 5 steps"

Bob: "6, but yeah."

Hangman: "You can't read basic english."

Rooster: "What the hell?"

Hangman: "And I'm perfect! Except for the whole 'gay for people who don't like me back' thing."

Mav: "Once I'm done having hot girl stomach aches I'll send you a picture of the bag I bought "

Wolf: "Cute! The stomach aches and the bag. You're an icon."

Phoenix: "I came here to... what is it? I came here to Idolize Isolate and Ibuprofen?"

Bob: "Close enough."

Ice: "I wanna give you head kisses. You're very head kissable."

Mav: "Yeah I give great head."

Ice: "What?"

Mav: "What?"

Slider: "They don't call me 'Sandwich Gobbler' for nothing!"

Goose: "No one has ever called you that, ever. We did call you 'Cryin' Ryan' in elementary school though."

Slider: "My name isn't even Ryan!"

[lesbiradshaw]

top gun (1986) / top gun: maverick (2022) - different ways to say goodbye

[diadotcom]

i know what you are

[kcsplace]

Top Gun Silliness

[squiddosss]

thinking about that time the midshipmen of the naval academy dragged me around school like i was their pet. oh and i drove a boat.

[frozen-seagrass]

The WALL-E au no one asked for

[embersareout9]

Just rewatched Topgun, and i am SCREAMING. Did ya'll realize. that Ice is the ONLY PERSON WHO SAYS SORRY after Gooses death. Everyone else keeps trying to get Mav back into a plane, but Ice says sorry.

Anyways, im crying again and going through all my favorite fanfics.

(Also just found out that i read one of the fanfics 20 times? like wtf. I think i have some issues lol)

[themissingmango]

“Because I was inverted.”

[xihe1874]

The reason why Ice kept wearing his sunglasses even indoors was…

To secretly stare at one particular green-eyed pilot? For sure.

But also, he loved to steal a nap wherever he was.

No one believed that Iceman, best of the best, ice-cold no mistake, best Top Gun instructor the Navy had every had, was sleeping in classes or in the middle of a meeting behind those aviators, so Ice never got caught.

So stylish, that man, the students murmured. So cool. Look at those aviators.

Entered Maverick.

At first, Maverick regarded it as notorious. Flashy and Nasty, OK? (unreasonably hot, but still) NASTY.

Then after one class, when the students had all left, Iceman still sat on his chair with his sunglasses on.

Maverick rolled his eyes.

"It had ended, you know. No one here to admire your fancy postures."

No response.

"...Ice?"

Still no respose.

Then Maverick came closer, and found that Iceman was snoring quietly, his mouth slightly open, and he was even drooling a bit.

That's...

So cute.

When Iceman awaked, the classroom was dark and empty.

And he was cloaked in Maverick's jacket.