#top gun silliness

[kcsplace]

Top Gun Silliness

[almondcroissantsandink]

*stuffs this in an envelope and mails it to the set of top gun 3* now here's how hangster can still win

[reveluvjay]

they would've loved fidget spinners

(It's a Val thing, he's just like me fr)

(btw you see him spinning those guns two different directions at the same time? The fidget spinners are canon)

[wigglebox]

That’s the power oooooooof love! [x]

[xihe1874]

Mav: (did something stupid) Mav: Mission Complete. Ice: But you failed to shoot that target...? Mav: Well, you are smiling now, so. Ice: Ice: You Ice: You can't just say shit like that! Ice: Now I can't even yell at you for being reckless!!

[pollyna]

au in which a new journalist has to interview Admiral Kazaksy and they are tasked with the simple and straightforward task of "under no circumstances asking, talking or even mentioning Captain P. Maverick Mitchell".

At the end of the interview, they add another note under the previous one stating "not a drill guy, not a drill. The man talked about the Captain for 55 minutes straight and barely answered any of my questions."

[salmonsalad69]

ANOTHER silly incorrect quotes from my friends (TG/TGM)

Ice: "We need toner, bleach, foil, and gloves. And milk."

Mav: "What... what is the milk for?"

Goose: "Drinking."

Slider: "Lube."

Ice: "... I'm not gonna tell you. None of you deserve to know."

Hangman: "You trip on your own feet every 5 steps"

Bob: "6, but yeah."

Hangman: "You can't read basic english."

Rooster: "What the hell?"

Hangman: "And I'm perfect! Except for the whole 'gay for people who don't like me back' thing."

Mav: "Once I'm done having hot girl stomach aches I'll send you a picture of the bag I bought "

Wolf: "Cute! The stomach aches and the bag. You're an icon."

Phoenix: "I came here to... what is it? I came here to Idolize Isolate and Ibuprofen?"

Bob: "Close enough."

Ice: "I wanna give you head kisses. You're very head kissable."

Mav: "Yeah I give great head."

Ice: "What?"

Mav: "What?"

Slider: "They don't call me 'Sandwich Gobbler' for nothing!"

Goose: "No one has ever called you that, ever. We did call you 'Cryin' Ryan' in elementary school though."

Slider: "My name isn't even Ryan!"

[lesbiradshaw]

top gun (1986) / top gun: maverick (2022) - different ways to say goodbye

[diadotcom]

i know what you are

[squiddosss]

thinking about that time the midshipmen of the naval academy dragged me around school like i was their pet. oh and i drove a boat.

[frozen-seagrass]

The WALL-E au no one asked for

[kcsplace]

Top Gun Silliness

[embersareout9]

Just rewatched Topgun, and i am SCREAMING. Did ya'll realize. that Ice is the ONLY PERSON WHO SAYS SORRY after Gooses death. Everyone else keeps trying to get Mav back into a plane, but Ice says sorry.

Anyways, im crying again and going through all my favorite fanfics.

(Also just found out that i read one of the fanfics 20 times? like wtf. I think i have some issues lol)

[themissingmango]

“Because I was inverted.”

[xihe1874]

The reason why Ice kept wearing his sunglasses even indoors was…

To secretly stare at one particular green-eyed pilot? For sure.

But also, he loved to steal a nap wherever he was.

No one believed that Iceman, best of the best, ice-cold no mistake, best Top Gun instructor the Navy had every had, was sleeping in classes or in the middle of a meeting behind those aviators, so Ice never got caught.

So stylish, that man, the students murmured. So cool. Look at those aviators.

Entered Maverick.

At first, Maverick regarded it as notorious. Flashy and Nasty, OK? (unreasonably hot, but still) NASTY.

Then after one class, when the students had all left, Iceman still sat on his chair with his sunglasses on.

Maverick rolled his eyes.

"It had ended, you know. No one here to admire your fancy postures."

No response.

"...Ice?"

Still no respose.

Then Maverick came closer, and found that Iceman was snoring quietly, his mouth slightly open, and he was even drooling a bit.

That's...

So cute.

When Iceman awaked, the classroom was dark and empty.

And he was cloaked in Maverick's jacket.

[waterfowl69]

absolutely ancient tg art but i need to contribute to the top gun community on tumblr… theyre all making me crazy

(ps click on the pictures for better quality!!)