#socials and crap

[squib727]

hiiiiii this will be a poor attempt at a pinned post / introduction

oh wow switching sizes and fonts is cool its like im making a google doc. ANYWAY

please read if you wanna get to know me!! which hopefully you do.... i need more friends, especially in the splatoon fandom 😭

im squib ^^

lots of people nickname me things like squibby, squibbles, squibsters... i dont mind any nicknames that people can think up on their own :3

title and badges may change BUT the name and numbers will always be the same (unless im using an alias in a private battle)

in splatoon 3 ill typically be in the coroika pool (all lowercase) sooooo if you see someone spamming salmon run shifts, probably me lmao

i guess this is where i should make a list of like interests and things idk im making all of this up on the spot

• pronouns: she/they (or she/her and they/them interchangeably)

• age: minor 👍

• birthday: july 27th

• timezone: est/edt aka new york timezone

• country: usa, BAHSTAHN MASSACHOOBSATTS (boston, massachusetts for those who dont wanna decipher that)

• general info you may want to know: i have a dog, her name is eleven | i have two younger siblings!! | all lowercase typing because i think it fits my personality lol | im socially anxious, even when it comes to the internet, so pls be patient with me 😭 | i have a disorder called arfid, dont judge me for my crappy diet

• EVERY VIDEO GAME/SHOW/WHATEVER I CAN POSSIBLY THINK OF THAT I LIKE

key:

💖 - very into this, know as much about it as i can shove into my brain

💝 - past interest, knowledge may be "questionable" but still there in bits and pieces

❣ - just a little thing here and there, not much knowledge but still love it due to a different factor

💞 - might be not well known by general public, still pretty into this knowledge-wise

- SPLATOON (MY ABSOLUTE CURRENT FAVORITE) 💖

- splatoon manga!!! aka coroika 💖

- subnautica 💖

- slime rancher 💖

- undertale/deltarune 💝

- minecraft 💝

- super mario 3d world 💝

- super mario sunshine 💝

- rain world ❣

- cult of the lamb ❣

- sonic the hedgehog ❣

- pokemon ❣

- cult of the lamb ❣

- murder drones ❣

- the amazing digital circus ❣

- lackadaisy ❣

- ramshackle ❣

- just shapes & beats 💞

- a series of unfortunate events 💞

might update as time goes on and i remember things, but for now its there lol

• other socials and stuff

discord: # squib727

twitter/"x": @ squibby727

tumblr: this is my main!!

nintendo switch fc: sw-0906-7028-1312

coroika rp askblog.... thing: @splatlandian-pyo

tiktok: @ squib727

twitch: squib_727 (i dont stream, but i DO mod for xosquishybear & twilight__legend, check them out!!!)

wattpad (???): calamarsquib

pronouns page: squib727 (might be a little outdated because i can be stupid and forget to update things sometimes, i dont hold grudges over small mistakes tho lol)

some things may change with time, but im just trying to get this out so people know stuff ig lol

[iamthehamburglar]

[robertdowneyjjr]

a soulmates au where your words only show up after you’ve met your soulmate. sort of like an insurance policy, you know, so you’re not left wondering whether every other person you meet is the one if your words are too generic.

in this universe, captain america has been recovered and active for several years now. he runs missions and saves the world with his ragtag team of superheroes formed by SHIELD. steve's become a celebrity, which he doesn't love, but it's something he learns to live with because that's life for public figures in the 21st century.

tony never became iron man because he walked away from his father's legacy the second he turned 18. he and howard are still working on their relationship, but maria couldn't be prouder and tells tony so everyday. he built his own company from the ground up and it's thriving under his leadership. he's only marginally famous these days and he tries his best to stay out of the limelight, guarding his private life as much as possible. that's how it's been for twenty years and he's happy.

they meet on a day when steve is tired, irritable and angry. he's just returned from a mission where two of his teammates were injured because of the faulty information they received. he goes out on a walk to let off some steam and he's just slipping his phone back into his pocket after rejecting fury's fifth call for a debrief when he slams right into tony.

tony was having a good day. he'd just sent out a new set of designs and decided to reward himself for it. he goes and gets himself a fresh, delicious, life-affirming cup of coffee and is just stepping out of the cafe with aforementioned cup when a walking brick wall comes out of nowhere.

good news is, tony had ordered a cold brew. once every few weeks that's just what he's in the mood for and it had been one of those days. bad news is, instead of drinking it he is now wearing it.

sticky and cold and more than a little shocked, tony barely has time to recover and figure out what happened when steve starts tearing into him.

“god damn it, watch where the fuck you’re going! that could have spilled all over me! idiot!” steve yells at tony. and on a normal day, he’d be apologetic and he’d never curse like this at a stranger. but he really didn’t need yet another thing to go wrong today and he’s on a short fuse.

maybe later, when he’s calmed down, he’ll think back on the cute man with the giant brown eyes staring at him in disbelief and start beating himself up over how he behaved.

at the moment, all tony can do is look at steve’s pristine white t-shirt that somehow has not a single drop of coffee on it, then look back down at his own chest. he has no words except, “wow. you’re a fucking asshole.” and he just turns around and walks away.

tony gets home and strips off for a rinse before he gets ready for his flight to london for a week of meetings. all the while he can’t help but think that angry blond man looked vaguely familiar and he can’t place where he knows him from. he doesn’t notice the new string of words tattooed down the side of his thigh until he’s in his hotel room half a day later.

meanwhile, steve gets home after his walk, after he’s checked on his teammates, after sitting with fury for three long hours to debrief, and finally washes the day off of him. before he gets into the shower, he notices something different about his reflection.

along his left bicep are the words, wow. you’re a fucking asshole.

he thinks back on the cute man with the big brown eyes and a chest full of coffee and wonders how in the hell he can fix this mess.

[carlyraejepsans]

ppl already terribly misinterpret sans do you want him to have the morally grey female character treatment too

i don't give a crap can you imagine the glados level cat 5 lesbian event the "dead where you stand" scene alone would cause? the trope subversion of the worn-down, nihilistic bar sleaze male character archetype that he represents? soriel yuri? does anyone fucking care about soriel yuri???

[defectivegembrain]

not taking social advice from anyone who thinks any aspect of social interaction is inherently "easy"

[grimgrinningghost456]

Name your 5 top ships for the show you are currently obsessed with and send this message to 10 last people that interacted with your posts.

Hey, @lucifer-imaginaryfriend sorry for the late reply.

My top five ships for Hellaverse that I enjoy are:

1) Radioapple/appleradio/duckiedeer

Started as a crack-ship, then I found content that treated it seriously that I really enjoyed. I don’t know if I want it to be canon, but I like the different flavors of Luci and Al as a couple whether it be QPR or Romantic.

2) Staticmoth/VoxVal

I just think these two are a match made in hell. I dont know if they love each other or not but it’s funny to see them interact in positive and negative ways

3) SilentBroadcast/Onewayradio/RadioSilence

I just love the whole “ Vox is gay for Alastor and deer noped out ASAP” throw radioapple ship in there and my joy increases.

4) Stolitz/Stolas x Blitzø

I don’t think I need to explain this one

5) Huskerdust/Husker x Angel Dust.

Once again, I don’t really think I need an explanation for this one.

(Other ships I enjoy is QPR radiorose on occasion as well as Staticapple as a crackship.)

@bendy-n-stuff I choose you. I think we align for a good chunk of these but I’m curious 👀👀👀

[sebille]

why are men in gaming communities allowed to treat women like absolute dogshit

[fallloverfic]

I love singNsong again reminding people in Side Story that Dokja wanted other people to read TWSA (he wrote reviews and comments! It was his first wish), and he only stopped bothering because people harassed him for it. He didn't gate-keep the story. When he's avoiding talking to Sangah about it at the beginning of ORV, it's because he knows what happens when he tells people about the story, not because he's gate-keeping it from her. He notes he's not proud of his hobby (likely because he's been bullied all through his life, including for reading the thing he loves): he finds it embarrassing to talk about, and better respects her studying Spanish in her free time (learning another language is a generally accepted thing in society). He assumes she won't care or will look at him funny (or worse) for when she learns about the novel he's into.

Basically anyone writing "let's gatekeep ORV" posts because of the anime announcement or because they dislike the manhwa or some other weirdness, y'all are the villains in the scenario.

The literal climax of the story is about sharing ORV with as many people as possible. What story were y'all reading?

[piningpebbles]

you're telling me tumblr's dying because it's users refuse to engage with it as a video steaming platform? no shit, it's almost like the users who specifically chose to have an account on the blogging website wouldn't be that interested in the same tik tok, reels, and shorts model that's cornered every other social media space. i don't want another tik tok, i don't need another tik tok, not everything needs to be tik tok.

[chussyracing]

hey random question, I'm trying to follow more scuderia ferrari (that support mainly charles) blog. who would you reccomend?

I'll just give you my follow list and hope you find who you wanted in there!! Disclaimer: these are the people I like and whose content I enjoy. They all have their personal preferences and also like different drivers and different series and different sports. Make sure to check them out for yourself <3

@balaclavacharles @deercharles @sharl-leclair @evilscuderia @charlescherie @lukamodric @sauber-sharl @lizablackthorn @never-looked-so-good @charles-pitlane @sedicii @forzafinally @ferraricrimesyndicate @leclarrihamilton @leclerrari @maranello

[yuelaos-codex]

Heimdall + TV Tropes

"Don’t you know who I am? I am the watchman of the Aesir! The Herald of Ragnarök! Only one of us is walking away from this. And it sure as SHIT will not be you!"

[nato-obenkrieger]

HAPPY BLACK SUITS DAY TO ALL THOSE WHO CELEBRATE!!!!! in honor of this most sacred day all of my mutuals have to watch the black suits sorry i dont make the rules

[katnissdoesnotfollowback]

No witchy Wednesday this week. Life decided NO.

[bornfreakdraws]

when will you be accepting new followers on patreon? I'd really like to sign up!

Honestly, I don’t know. I have a lot going on irl and feedback on my art (on and off patreon) as been quite underwhelming. Whenever I try to get back into patreon/paid work it feels uninspiring and demotivating. I’m taking advantage of this longer hiatus to recharge and get re-inspired again but it’s tough to find joy in art again. I think I might draw a little bit for myself for a while, to see if the spark is still there. Hope you guys understand.

Thank you for your patience and support! 🙏

[tswwwit]

What are some ideas you have floating around that you don't have any plans on writing but like to entertain as a thought?

Many of them, in fact! Though they sort of vanish from my memory if I don't make a record of them, here's a few ones I jotted down when they came to mind.

For a domestic one: Bill thought he'd hate a lot of being married! Even though he loves Dipper, he thought he'd rebel against the chains of domesticity - and in some ways he still does - but one major benefit he's found is not having to be 'on' all the time.

No need to be perfectly performing all the time! No shoving around for social influence, no intimidation, or clever tricks. No commanding attention or taking up the room. Hell, there's surprisingly little upkeep! Bill can undo his tie and pick his nose and bitch about his day to someone who isn't bending over backwards to agree with him on everything. Someone who doesn't give him a weird look and sneer if he, god forbid, actually wants to sit down, read a book, drop the grin for an hour or two.

The concept in question is Bill's very first moment of great surprise. That when he isn't being the most charming, terrifying, and exciting guy in the universe, and just chilling out for like, five minutes, Dipper comes over and snuggles up to him on the couch, or wraps his arms around his shoulders and kisses the top of his head. And when Bill asks 'what was that for?', Dipper shrugs and goes 'eh, just felt like it'. It's both baffling and extremely compelling.

A short where Reincarnated Dip is Definitely Sure he's Not Gay!!! Especially not for this Hot Demon Man who is getting so close and touchy with him with his big smile and horrible wiles. Yep. Just keeping an eye on him to make sure he's not up to something Nefarious ™.

A discussion between Dipper and Bill where Dipper insists that Bill should understand this, or not do that, because, like. Y'know, Bill's a guy! There are guy things! Making Bill stare at Dipper like he's an idiot. He proceeds to informs Dipper how that's stupid for multiple reasons! First, that Bill's Not Human to begin with, his gender can't be put into a little box! And frankly, he never filled out the paperwork for his original one, come to think of it. Sure, he/him's fine, but c'mon, sapling, thinking of the whole shebang like a binary is dumb as hell. Now Dipper has to do some mental readjustment re: his own issues with masculinity/gender.

[dougielombax]

“hiSTORy iS WRitteN bY THe vicTORs¡”

Oh do fuck off with that Churchillian, pompous, small-minded, imperialist, triumphalist Great Man Theory bullshit!

That stopped being true after 1945 and you know it!

Get in the bin with that shite!

Besides I’m pretty sure that quote was actually about biased narratives.

Mind you, I’m not using it to justify revisionism or “lost cause” narratives! That shit can also get in the fucking bin! Starting yesterday.