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Welp. *grabs wizard/witch hat from within closet*
Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:
- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain
- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck
- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap
- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill
- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard
- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style
Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.
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Happy 24th birthday to the earliest known use of UwU
#thanks#rb#finger-drawn sketch#froggy croaks#come out to socialize#it’s teatime with froggy and friends#birthday
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Just got this wonderful drawing from @0nelittlebirdtoldme ! Thank you so much again!
#froggy croaks#come out to socialize#birthday#it’s teatime with froggy and friends#love you birdie!#pink Johnny boi#Jonathan Harker#vampires
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I am officially another year older!
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As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.
In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.
#rb#come out to socialize#froggy croaks#as a fellow frog I shall sit back and enjoy chaos#Passover#jewish#this tag is jewish and so am i
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✨THIS!!!!!!✨
"i'm tired of seeing-" use your filters.
"but there was an icky ship-!" use your filters.
"i don't like that tag-" use your filters.
don't like what you're seeing? use. your. filters.
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😮
@bendy-n-stuff @dross-the-fish @rumpletrumple
@witheyeslikestars
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Hey, guys! Got my first patreon account up. We’ll see how the journey goes
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~a psa in lovely pastel bi colors
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@0nelittlebirdtoldme @argyleheir @bendy-n-stuff @dross-the-fish
Figured you guys would appreciate this beauty.
@vera-king-hrfl holy fuck dude - mega ideas for HotN costume ball perhaps...the amount of funds that went into these could pay off quite a few of my bills I believe...but they are fucking gorgeous
#carnival of venice#tiktok#I want to go there#come out to socialize#froggy croaks#I want to be this one day
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@0nelittlebirdtoldme I was just learning about Escher in my “Understanding the Visual Arts” course in class :D
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If this were real, it’d be the end to my fear of sharks
@bendy-n-stuff , thoughts?
can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??
a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.
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Second batch is out!

Considering I haven’t made them in 5 years, they survived 😂. Second batch will be better I hope
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Considering I haven’t made them in 5 years, they survived 😂. Second batch will be better I hope
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Hamentashen!
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Hell ya, @0nelittlebirdtoldme you’ve been spotted! And appreciated!
Your quality of life will increase ten-fold when you learn to appreciate the sight of a little bird
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Absolutely
Everyone needs a sicko to bounce ideas off of. It's necessary to survive any fandom ever.
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