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casey jones the union scab is a good song
#the moral is that there are labor unions in heaven also.#box opener#labor#im memorizing as many union songs as possible because roughly once every six months#i am in a situation where the only people singing the song at the rally#whatever rally it might be#are 1. THE GUY LEADING THE SONG#2. ME#so. i must be prepared#THE ANGEL'S LOCAL NUMBER 23‚ THEY SURE WERE THERE
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Jason after a certain incident
@bonerot19 enjoy :)
Poll is in the weblogs (why did my spellcheck change it to that???) Ahem REBLOGS to decide what comfort to give him, so far the cat distribution system is winning
Edit: the cat distribution system won! stay tuned for whenever I finish that
#Now that I'm looking at it I'm seeing everything wrong with this drawing#So I need to post it right now before I try to fix it into oblivion#Anyway#I don't feel like I nailed the emotions in this one so prepare for more drawings of Jason suffering#Soapysudz art#As I chase the high of getting emotions onto the....screen? Since its digital art ig you could say that#soaps art#jason todd fanart#Batarang incident#To me patching yourself up is such a lonely and painful thing#The pain being caused by your dad choosing to throw a knife at your neck to save your murderer must be so much worse on top of that
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Hatchetfield @femslashfortnight Day 1: Make It Sapphic AU
#once again we are ignoring the fact that it is not technically still day 1 where I live#look i am only like 30 minutes off so it's fine.#it's still day 1 in 3/4 of the US so we're fine#anyways here's sapphic Holloween because we all deserve a little bit of that in our lives#Inspired by the incredibly talented Snarky-wallflower#if you are reading this you simply must go check her out#she's an amazing author and a rad person so there are no downsides in lookin her up#but yeah that's crazy i finished two drawings in one day whoa#like i said i've got events back to back to back to back right now#so i've got another drawing to work on for tomorrow#but i'm not doing every day for this one#i've got art fight to prepare for as well#and work stuff to work on#fun fact: the most abundant mineral in the earth's mantle is Olivine#which is this beautiful green color#and even though it is so common#i do not have it in my collection smh#gotta get me some of that#did you know that i love rocks and minerals#i think i will start doing more rock facts because i've got plenty of those#hatchetfield femslash fortnight#holloweane#holloduke#miss holloway#duke keane#butch!duke keane#hatchetfield#nightmare time#nightmare time 2#kim whalen
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i feel like no matter how many of these i make, they're not enough. 🥹
#i just like the back of his head so much#the way his hair grows it's so cute#and it must be so soft#anyway im gonna stop now#but be prepared probably I'll make more#harry styles
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you're standing where a garden should be
#fantasy high#fh class quangle#figueroth faeth#fhjy#barbarian!fig for me specifically#this entire doodle is hyper self indulgent lol#but this is! my house! and I do what I want!#once in a while gotta draw something with some movement to know that I still can#please know I only dont draw canon fig a lot bc I always want to draw her with her bass and that is Hard#why are guitars the stupidest shape ever invented#auuuuu.... soon.... blowing up#I am so sleepy but I hope. oh I dearly hope. I can hold out long enough to watch new ep with my friend. ouhhhh#fantasy high junior year#I must be off now... in preparation.... wawawawa
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guys i think he came back wrong
#yippeeeee the npmd brainrot is really hitting now yall#i am not prepared but whatever#i had so much fun drawing this i?????? 👁👁#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#max jägerman#me when my name means hunterman and i hunt nerds#max jagerman#starkid#hatchetfield#my art#cw blood#uh hes fun to draw.... i just wanna scribble his ghost form for a while ajdjhfajjgfajafjkfkla#and draw him all sparkly too cus he is in the show which i fkn adore- just throw some glitter on him why dont you
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(ln8 spoilers) jinshi thinking except for my godly looks i am just average and then his smartass goes and kills around five birds with just one brand. someone whose status is so high that even his name can't be said by anyone except the emperor jinshi branded himself with the crest of the empress vowing loyalty to her assuring her he doesn't wants to take the place of her son. one-upping his "bro" with this who refuses to let him leave the line of succession wouldn't let him become a commoner doesn't wants to let him become a servant to the royal family. only slaves get branded and if this ever got out there will be chaos in the court. gyokuyou tho considers jinshi like a brother and he did swear loyalty to her but if she ever tried to cross his family her clan's brand on his body would be enough to prove her as an adultress which would be bad for her and her clan.
and jinshi did this in front of these two people and maomao so now she is the only one who can see him naked and the emperor cannot order him to marry anyone which was something that was definitely gonna happen had he not done what he did. as a bonus he gets to spend more time with maomao after a long time and he did all this while saying the exact words: empress gyokuyou, your enemy i shall never be in front of maomao reassuring her because she once muttered i don't want to be an enemy to empress gyokuyou and he had heard her but before he could tell her that he had no intention of doing that either he couldn't because of the lishu incident. one of the major reasons maomao hadn't accepted her own feelings for jinshi one of the obstacles he promised to remove for her. even though he doesn't even know that maomao's concerns about her becoming gyokuyou's enemy had to do with his birth secret his true status. that no matter what he is the rightful successor. something jinshi himself isn't even aware of and yet without knowing that he did this to deal with it all in a single way most preferable to him: masochism
#(this is very messily worded but hey this time there's a paragraph break at least)#kusuriya no hitorigoto#the apothecary diaries#light novel#jinshi#no maomao doesn't think that jinshi is stupid or that has no critical thinking skills and like ?????#my guy has self-esteem issues yes but he is smart enough that maomao compares other people with him even lahan#and lahan is actually a genius#i will not stand for jinshi slander especially the one that undermines him#he's done so many smart things but i have been in awe of him for this esp#maybe bc i get him not wanting to be the ruler#not wanting to marry some rando (i think he is demisexual so that's another reason)#this whole plan was just so perfect and 🙇🏽♀️#anyway does anybody else think suiren was absolutely willing to prepare the brand not only because she supports jinshi#but also because she is the biggest jinmao shipper and maybe SHE suggested him to get maomao there#the thought of jinshi marrying anyone other than maomao must have been scary for her#if in the future jinshi does ends up becoming the emperor jinshi and she are going to go crazy over the harem issue#knh text
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@ainurweek
Lorien and Este / The Two Trees
Este and Irmo are dancing under the light of Telperion and Laurelin as some of their Maiar float around and watch them. They are anticipating the arrival of the eldar in their new lands.
#the valar must have been so excited to show Finwe Olwe and Elwe around in Valinor#they have been preparing Arda for their arrival for so long#and even went to war with Melkor for their sake#one day I'm going to draw that scene of the creation of the two trees by yavanna and nienna#all of them were filled with so much hope#I ;w;#ainurweek#ainurweek2024#irmo#lorien#este#my art#tolkien#fanart#silmarillion#lotr#the lord of the rings#valinor#the two trees
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Taste of Vengeance
Raven, holding a huge bowl of noodles in sauce : Alright, let's all eat!
Jaime: Isn't that the bowl that Damian specifically told us not to take or we would cry like faggots in repentance?
Garfield: I don't think he'll hurt us when he finds out Raven took them.
Tara: I second that. Damian's a whipped boy.
Donna, rubbing her hands : Thanks for making dinner for us, Rae!
Kon: Yeah! We really appreciate it!
*some minutes later *
Damian, returning with Jason from buying his favorite soda at the store : Alright, it's time to... *look bewildered as the dining room is in chaos * What the hell happened here? Were we attacked?
Garfield, unconscious on the floor next to the table that is turned upside down : *whole body is crimson and his skin burns with fever while is foaming from his mouth*
Donna: *with the face completely submerged in the full sink *
Damian, rushing to the other side of the table : Raven! RAVEN! WHAT HAPPENED? RESPOND TO ME!
Raven, in demon mode with her eyes rolling and sweating profusely : *intelligible words *
Jaime, unable to speak : *squirms due to an uncontrollable cough *
Tara: *catatonic on the floor with tongue sticking out *
Kon, crawling on the floor to grab Damian by the leg, tears welling in his eyes : Agh... Why?
Damian, dumbfounded : SOMEONE WANTS TO EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!
Jason, who made Damian's favorite dish for their video game night : I bet my life they ate our harissa noodles.
Damian, shaking Kon off his leg with disdain : Ah... Then perish, you damned thieves.
Inspired by @kaizukoahit
#“Harissa” is a very spicy sauce quite popular in the Middle East and North Africa#So spicy that even gloves must be worn during preparation#So spicy to knock out the Titans themselves#As spicy as instant karma#I don't know if this resembles what you had in mind Kaizukoahit#but I hope you like it#🫰#damian wayne#robin#raven roth#rachel roth#raven#garfield logan#beast boy#jaime reyes#blue beetle#tara markov#terra#donna troy#wonder girl#konner kent#superboy#DCAMU#featuring#a little bit of#damirae
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[ cute raincoat ]
#nah that raincoat is way too expensive but i love how it looks#but imagine alex found something nice but it's a lil bit at the expensive side and alex be like ah no let me find another one#but george be the one who be like no we will give that one to the las; but he must value money a lot more for working so hard in the mine#but maybe one time he splurged on one nice clothing for evelyne and she wears it forever (maybe the pink poncho)#OR-- we can just pretend that raincoat has less expensive price from the very beginning. The End. fhsdhsh#sdv#stardew valley#Feast of the Winter Star#sdv alex#sdv farmer#sdv vincent#stardew alex#stardew farmer#stardew vincent#fanart#stardew valley alex#stardew valley farmer#stardew valley vincent#stardew dog#anyhow i just thought it would be cute if a bachelor/rette prepares present to exchange with the farmer personally despite the yearly lotto
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might i suggest cuddles? im sorry i just think that silly train man and medic gal deserve lovins fr 🥹🥹🥹❤️
Anon, you're so right.
Have a couple of middle-aged sleepies having some well deserved snuggle snoozes~
#🚂🖤💜🚑#warden ingo#mari#canon x oc#in which Mari is a side sleeper who occasionally starfishes#and Ingo is a desperately holds on to his partner like they're a security blanket sleeper#lol thanks anon#i realized that it's actually been ages since i drew these two being cute together#since I've been so focused on the comic#and they haven't even MET in that yet hahaha#so thank you for giving me a reason to take a break and draw some fluff#i may yet poke at these more they were fun#but alas i must prepare to see the dentist and charge my tablet rn
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idk it sounds reasonable to me for a teenager to run away bc they didn't want to eat their veggies!
one hopes that by the later stages of childhood a parent will have figured out which veggies and preparation styles work for the kid, and the kid will have resigned themself to what they do and don't have to eat according to their parents, and it's all settled into an equilibrium instead of a daily fight. and hopefully as a teen your palette is expanding and you're even willing to eat more veggies then you did as a child.
however, if the kid is extra picky and stubborn, and the parent is extra determined to make sure they eat a good variety (or just eat whatever the parent prepared no matter what it is), it could absolutely continue to be a regularly-repeated fight. and if something is a continued point of contention throughout childhood then it absolutely makes sense for a teen to go FUCK this, i am nearly an ADULT i am done being told to eat my veggies i am gonna prove my independence and make them realize i don't have to just sit there and let them boss me around!!
like, the childishness of the fight is exactly why a teen would run away about it.
#i'm so picky and only got pickier throughout my teen years#i usually just made myself a separate quick meal when i didn't like dinner#if my parents hadn't let me and had tried to insist i eat the same thing as everyone else?#well. idk what i woulda done bc that would require they have an entirely different parenting style overall.#so who knows what kind of person i would be lol#but leaving the house for a couple hours seems pretty reasonable to me#but it's also normal for a parent to have an 'everyone sits at the table and eats what i've prepared' rule#for a variety of reasons ranging from well-meaning to self-centered#and i'm sure there are parents who will even try to foist the same old veggie rules upon adult children visiting for the holiday#i think 'what's the latest age at which a veggie fight might occur' says more about the parents than the kid#since they're the one turning it into a fight instead of letting it go#so ig if you want them to be closer to model parents then sif would have to be pretty young#but i think 'the type of parent to never stop arguing about veggies' is an interesting flaw to add#to make a parent who is loving and wonderful overall but has their own blind spots and mixed up priorities#isat spoilers#isat#siffrin#I UNDERSTAND WHY people think sif must be young and i'm fine w that#this is just my perspective :)#thoughts about siffrin#thoughts
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#brenda leigh johnson#sharon raydor#brenda.sharon#otp: that woman#the closer#kyra sedgwick#mary mcdonnell#lets goooo baaaaack#back to the begiiiiiining#unhinged ao3 tags said “bickering as foreplay”#and when i say i ran to post that i must go first scene#which led me down this path so#prepare to be inundated with new and remade gifs#also god brenda's rank kink gets me every time#gif#gifset#mine#also how proud am i that i managed to eek this quality out of my 640p rips
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I'm fascinated with how movie-verse!Charles must have discovered and experimented with his abilities. I imagine he must have started off scared and nervous and then rapidly swung to being cocky and confident when he realises just how much control he has over everyone. He can make them do whatever he wants. He can make them like him, he can make them give him good marks in school when he didn't bother to try, he can make them be nice to Raven.
And then I wonder how long it took for this heady feeling to pass and for him to understand the humanity in each person and realise that he doesn't really want to control anyone after all.
And how easily it could have gone a different way.
#the whole idea of growing up as a telepath is just fascinating!#i should be clear I have no idea about the comics backstory - this is pure speculation based on the films#charles xavier is fascinating#like there must have been a point where he decided he wanted to be liked for who he genuinely is#or at least as much of his true self as he was prepared to show to everyone#where the cheap successes lose their shine#but it could so easily have been different#it could have gone to his head and changed him forever#so that he saw himself as above everyone else#separate from those he could influence and control#(kinda like my old boss - and he doesn't have telepathy as an excuse)#until he doesn't really see himself as part of the human race#what then if he met Erik?#Would he have led the charge?#would he have seen Erik as an equal or just a more powerful tool to manipulate#charles xavier#x men#x-men#x men movies#x men meta#charles xavier meta#headcannon
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🥰🥰🥰🥰
#rewatching in preparation#just rewatched the portrait and omg it must have been months and months since I last watched the first nandermo fight#I was losing it I was so excited god it always hits#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#nandermo#ladja
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Leonard 'Cold As Ice' Snart: Huh. It's been almost twenty minutes since I explained to a murderer just how much Flash and I like each other. I better do something about that.
#leonard snart#captain cold#the flash#coldflash#like shipper goggles notwithstanding#this guy fucking loves barry#and will tell anyone who will listen#everyone else must have hated it when len was on the JLA#because he probably did. not. shut. up. about how amazing barry is#kal would be trying to microwave his burrito and jack frost's sugar daddy pops up behind him#so he's already prepared with 'Yes Len. I know you put ten grand on the last race between me and Barry.'#'I'm very glad that you knew that he was going to beat me. No I don't need to hear why for the thirteenth time this week.'#'Oh goodness is that the time? I have to go get a kitten out of a tree.'#green arrow starts in with his usual Anti-Barry stance#and gets backed into a corner by a hockey hooligan dressed like an ice pixie#who gets up in his face and makes him take back every mean thing he ever said about His Flash#under threat of having his fingers frozen and snapped off let's see you fire an arrow now you rich hypocrite
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