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I love u narrative songs 💖💖💖

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here are some things i think. should be legal and encouraged to spit on family vloggers if you see them in public. all movies should have the same budget and no press tour. dogs shouldn't smell like that when they're wet there should be a cure for it. there should be a yonic equivalent to truck nuts like maybe i'd rather see a vulva (must remember to insert volvo pun here) on a car for once. all labubus should have a smaller, uglier labubu inside them, and there should be a chance that that second tiny labubu will wipe all of your electronic devices. only fat people allowed on television for a while. one random day a year where everyone becomes gluten intolerant. and it should be compulsory to learn how to make hand shadow puppets in school.

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count dooku after indulging in his daily milano cookie

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9/8.2025 - spent the day hemming up and finishing my latest tea towels project - I call them rainbow sherbet. Even Olga approves.

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9/8.2025 - love this batch of tea rainbow sherbet tea towels!

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haven't been weaving nearly at all for months for good reasons (focusing on sweater; busy losing mind due to gf job hunt/thesis defense/moving and me starting paper & also moving; weaving cannot be multitasked with either work or fun reading as knitting can) silly but fixable reasons (realized i don't like sitting alone in my bedroom weaving and want to be either out on balcony or in common area) and deeply stupid reasons (keep psyching myself out by remembering that i'm bad at it) but i'm hoping addressing a critical mass of the former will move me past the latter

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Advertising peaked in 1752.

(source: Aris's Birmingham Gazette, August 3, 1752.)

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had a dream last night that I had to confront one of my relatives about wasting money on weird alternative cancer therapies, and the one my brain helpfully illustrated was a sound bath where they teach pigs to play the theremin. can't stop thinking about it.

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They auctioned off Brunt's cheeks and didn't even vacuum desiccate them first :/

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ALL kinktober submissions must include:

A description DURING sex of the lovers' tripartite relationship with God.

A scene that takes place BEFORE sex that makes it clear that it is NOT secular.

A scene AFTER which CONDEMNS or SHOWS AMBIVALENCE toward EMBODIMENT.

A depiction of both people SUBMISSIVE before God.

It must be thoroughly clear that a SPIRITUAL LOVE is coming and the bodily habits associated with it will gradually come to WITHER AWAY.

Please make it clear whether or not your characters think that the BOLSHEVIKS are the object of the APOCALYPTIC LONGING of our POETS.

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further further update, did take painkillers + go shop + make and eat dinner and now i will set up loom but this all pales in comparison to:

the grocery store that's actually nearest me does sell challah after all!!!!!

going home early due to cramps. im going to 1. bravely learn what’s going on with the shuttle that allegedly goes toward my apartment but with a weird route difference between different maps 2. set up desk and chairs in office nook 3. set up loom 4. do a test weave and probably re-sley this warp for the third time if it still seems fucked

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mixed success so far. i learned that the shuttle route actually makes sense and i was simply being lied to by google, and i did set up desk, run load of laundry (drying) and break down boxes to recycle and sweep up resulting box dust. however instead of assembling my loom stand i am sitting sideways across an armchair thinking about taking ibuprofen but not actually doing so. so we've reached something of a difficult moment

going home early due to cramps. im going to 1. bravely learn what’s going on with the shuttle that allegedly goes toward my apartment but with a weird route difference between different maps 2. set up desk and chairs in office nook 3. set up loom 4. do a test weave and probably re-sley this warp for the third time if it still seems fucked

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going home early due to cramps. im going to 1. bravely learn what’s going on with the shuttle that allegedly goes toward my apartment but with a weird route difference between different maps 2. set up desk and chairs in office nook 3. set up loom 4. do a test weave and probably re-sley this warp for the third time if it still seems fucked