#ideal situation

[quackityquackquackquack]

I mean this entirely unironically, my idea of the ideal society we should all strive to achieve is the island from Tomodachi Life. It's entirely walkable with brick paths and no cars in sight, with most of the housing in one big apartment building to save space that would be wasted by building a bunch of individual houses (there are still individual houses, but kept to one fairly densely-packed walkable neighborhood and reserved only for families who need more living space than an apartment can provide). Do you see it? Do you see my vision? The ideal life is a Tomodachi Life.

[corpsepng]

UM apparently great courses has a bunch of free ones on audible? Like almost 800 educational resources on a service I’m already paying for to consume my silly little fiction?

[jakeperalta]

doesn't have to be a definitive or strongly held opinion, just which option seems preferable currently. also sorry for neglecting the people already married lol in that case obviously just pick what you did!

[lithopseffectt]

My research has fucked up my phone ad/cookies so much Instagram is advertising me urea by the tonne

[a-jasminator]

Edwin Payne is my favorite Disney princess

[rna217]

[teaboot]

pickles again. and shes eepy.

BIG

BABY

PICKLES!!!!!!!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

He is at his limit.

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[sirazaroff]

Why do we torture Glinda so much? I mean I love it! But jeez

Looks at my deathloop Glinda au

Looks at my hcs for what Glinda was and wasn't allowed to do while in the emerald palace

Hmmmm

Consider this also: who else suffers if poor Glinda is put through the wringer?

[tapeworrmart]

Protective barrier ☣️

[peoplemakemesick]

My version of 'Buck is still Tommy's emergency contact':

The first thing Tommy notices waking up, apart from the pain, is Evan pacing in the room and ranting about "how he could dare to do something like that" and "how he hopes to never get a call like that again".

So Tommy dejectedly tells Buck that he will delete him as his emergency contact, only to be met by an outraged look and a "And find out through the LAPD grapevines?! Don't you dare Thomas Kinard. I might be terrified of getting calls of you in the hospital but I will come running every single time."

There's a few seconds of silence until Tommy answers with

"You better make me yours as well then."

"You still are."

"Good."

"Good."

Then they smile their Tommy/Evan smiles at each other and because they're allergic to communication they don't get back together at that moment but Buck can't stop fussing over Tommy since he's injured.

Somehow that results in Buck moving in and never leaving again.

[idontmindifuforgetme]

if I could go back in time my top advice to my younger self would literally be don’t get into fucking situationships

[aropride]

at this point anything's better than nothing when it comes to covid. a cloth or surgical mask rather than a kn95/n95/ffp3 etc respirator is still better than nothing. masking sometimes is better than not at all. keeping a window open or running an air purifier is better than not having any airflow. eating out less frequently / sitting by windows / outdoor dining is better than not taking precautions at all. even just reading up on it is better than avoiding it entirely. anything's better than nothing

[inkskinned]

as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen

the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"

[maythedreadwolftakeyou]

totally real lines Solas says that you can get in the super secret edition of the game*

"You could have saved her... you're worse than anything locked up down there. One day, I'll have the chance to save you, and I'll watch you suffer and die."

"I won't do it. You can't make me. You like to think you're a hero, but you're the biggest monster of all."

"This is my fault... I am responsible for this."

"I brought you here to heal you... so we could be together."

*watching GDL's scenes in the tv show Torchwood and Imagining Scenes In Your Mind

bonus:

And I thought the end of the world couldn't get any worse.

[selfmaderibcageman]

Had to steal this because the op has me blocked (means im winning at tumblr) but its not really stealing as its a screenshot of someones twitter post after all