#so yucky
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mcxcuseme13 · 6 months ago
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Everyone's like "when you're on the podium you need to spray everyone"
And I'm like, "Thank God I'm not in F1 cause if you put the spout of that champagne anywhere near me"
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ququoquaw · 1 year ago
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i am putting the word "replace" on a high shelf away from all of you bitches
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wombpala · 7 months ago
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I love Sam bc he is so careful and polite and u can watch him put on his little 'I am a trustworthy young man who is so normal and good at socializing' mask when talking to witnesses ooh sympathetic nod hand on the shoulder. But he is SUCH A JUDGY BITCH. someone says something he finds yucky and he makes his patented little chihuahua face of disdain before tucking it away under his bland civil platitudes but every so often he will just toss out the read of the century like it's nothing to him. I will never get sick of this.
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snarftrampstamp · 2 years ago
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The hardest part of being sick is not throwing up when I take my antibiotics.
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offalteeth · 19 days ago
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The GGG discord is great
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homunculus-argument · 2 days ago
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Hate-reading Gone With The Wind is doing good to my circulation. Good grief is this thing a workable thing to chew. Beautifully written and rancid at the core.
"All I did was shoot a n....r for being in the same room as my sister-in-law :( does a white man not even have the right to do that anymore? :( it is utterly unreasonably cruel to want to punish me for such an innocent thing :( this is a truly heinous insult to my dignity :( barbaric oppression :("
Like god damn, no wonder that the people who glorify this sort of thing are the way they are, when even the most idealised, glorified, polished-up and decorated platonic ideal of a Brave, Refined And Handsome True Southern Gentleman is such an insufferable whiny little bitch.
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aardvaark · 3 months ago
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i love how sophie’s priorities are pretty much the inverse of anyone else’s priorities. she’s oddly calm in life-or-death scenarios and mostly just seems annoyed when people are trying to kill her, but things like rain or bugs or the smell of hardison’s van are what really bothers her. like one time she takes revenge on eliot by straight up brainwashing him because he didn’t get rid of a cockroach that was grossing her out… this is a woman who has been shot before.
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kiwi · 3 months ago
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some of my favorite ugly dracula pictures
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snzuu · 2 years ago
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omg gripping Miguel's hair as his face is all up in your pussy eating you out like a starved man. He loves when your mean too, calling you endearing terms like “mama” etc. He doesn’t crave for air either. He could do this for hours and hours and hours, as his dick ruts in the sheets in hopes for relief, his main goal to pleasure you. Hes looking up at your lustful expression as he finds pride in the sounds you make. He’d cum by ur taste and your sounds too.
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fence-time · 10 months ago
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Redrew my old zit designs :3
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The ugly babies in question
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nothazellevesque · 1 month ago
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Jackie Taylor’s crash out was 100% real and valid actually and if i were in her shoes i would’ve done so much worse
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doostyaudi · 2 months ago
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Twisted berry boy redesign
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mwagneto · 10 months ago
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please please please please god please lower the budget please i need everything to look like absolute shit again
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startagainaprologue · 4 months ago
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eugh..!! pleugh.. cough cough.. eugffh,, bleugjh,,,, ptoo… <- coughing up blood
dw abt it guys though. theyre fine
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zivazivc · 4 months ago
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drew this when we had a few of those rainy foggy autumn days in a row, which you just wanna spend inside, being cozy and doing nothing
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papirouge · 4 months ago
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I definitely still hate eggplants 🥰
dinner time!
Let's check if I still hate eggplants lol
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