#so yucky

[mcxcuseme13]

Everyone's like "when you're on the podium you need to spray everyone"

And I'm like, "Thank God I'm not in F1 cause if you put the spout of that champagne anywhere near me"

[care666bear]

The worst part is I start with a new fam today & they didn’t interview first like I’d usually do - I just got hired (to be fair my resume is stellar) so I better be on top of my game 🤣

Brb while I go chug black coffees

[ququoquaw]

i am putting the word "replace" on a high shelf away from all of you bitches

[wombpala]

I love Sam bc he is so careful and polite and u can watch him put on his little 'I am a trustworthy young man who is so normal and good at socializing' mask when talking to witnesses ooh sympathetic nod hand on the shoulder. But he is SUCH A JUDGY BITCH. someone says something he finds yucky and he makes his patented little chihuahua face of disdain before tucking it away under his bland civil platitudes but every so often he will just toss out the read of the century like it's nothing to him. I will never get sick of this.

[snarftrampstamp]

The hardest part of being sick is not throwing up when I take my antibiotics.

[snzuu]

omg gripping Miguel's hair as his face is all up in your pussy eating you out like a starved man. He loves when your mean too, calling you endearing terms like “mama” etc. He doesn’t crave for air either. He could do this for hours and hours and hours, as his dick ruts in the sheets in hopes for relief, his main goal to pleasure you. Hes looking up at your lustful expression as he finds pride in the sounds you make. He’d cum by ur taste and your sounds too.

[fence-time]

Redrew my old zit designs :3

The ugly babies in question

[mwagneto]

please please please please god please lower the budget please i need everything to look like absolute shit again

[startagainaprologue]

eugh..!! pleugh.. cough cough.. eugffh,, bleugjh,,,, ptoo… <- coughing up blood

dw abt it guys though. theyre fine

[zivazivc]

drew this when we had a few of those rainy foggy autumn days in a row, which you just wanna spend inside, being cozy and doing nothing

[papirouge]

I definitely still hate eggplants 🥰

dinner time!

Let's check if I still hate eggplants lol

[amphibianaday]

day 1774

[storybookprincess]

love is stored in my friend who has started sending me recordings of herself reading fanfics for when i lack the energy to actually read them myself

[iambecomeahamburger]

[midnitecafe]

first night in a new place

[snapscube]

thought of more funny zelda moments

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