#my throat hort

[snarftrampstamp]

The hardest part of being sick is not throwing up when I take my antibiotics.

[tamagotchikgs]

i overslept n i am sad about that but also stricken w the worst acid reflux i hav had in months

[barkingangelbaby]

i !! miss !!! singing !!! my !!! stupid !!! little !! songs !!!!!!!

[deadbutcaffeinated]

Yeah

[chaoyte]

the drugstore had no flu meds im gonna go bonkers

[demilypyro]

My throat still horts so I may have to take tomorrow off...

[my-blind-album]

Anemone: Reader, Lady Lesso, I feel like I haven't seen you both in ages.

Reader: Well grading the Nevers practical exam has been a pain in the ASS, most of them were so bad that Hort's single chested werewolf hair could land him the highest in the whole grade.

Clarissa: Oh...that's...good...enough.

Leonora: Yeah, well good enough isn't gonna get evil a win this year.

Clarissa: How about we play a game to release the stress within us?

Reader: Stress? Are the Evers also crappy students?

Anemone: Half of my class failed a smiling test...SMILING!

Leonora: *laughs out loud while holding onto her chest*

Reader: *tries not to laugh* Smiling?

Anemone: Yeah, it's part of their Beautification practical exam.

Leonora: Oh my god! *wipes a tear from her eye* And to think that I thought all Evers could do was be narcissists with fake, white smiles!

Anemone: Yeah, Yeah suck it up, Red.

Leonora: Alright Clarissa what silly little game do you want us to play?

Clarissa: Truth or Dare!

Leonora: And it just got sillier.

Clarissa: But if you don't do a dare or lie during a truth, you get zapped!

Leonora: Now that's what I'm talking about! Pain!

Reader: Alright then let's play.

Clarissa: Okay, I'll go first! *clears throat* Anemone, Truth or Dare?

Anemone: Simple, truth.

Leonora: One word, wimp!

Anemone: *rolls eyes*

Clarissa: Is it true that you had to scrubbed every inch of the showering quarters because apparently two students had a little fiasco?

Anemone: Yes

Reader: Fiasco as in?

Anemone: Apparently two Ever students suck into the bathroom quarters at midnight and decided to "have fun".

Leonora: Teenagehood, a time when young boys and girls fulfil their lustful desires.

Anemone: Speaking of lust, Lesso, truth or dare?

Leonora: Is that even a question? Dare

Anemone: I dare you, to spend 24 hours locked in a room with Reader while both of you being under the influence of sex pollen and the last to give in, has to do whatever the winner wants for a week!

Reader: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! If we could talk a moment to think clearly about this-

Leonora: Deal! The dare starts at midnight.

Clarissa: 3 hours left.

Reader: Wait, are we seriously, letting this happen-

Leonora: Reader, truth or dare? Oh wait- never mind, I'll just tell you what to do once I win this dare!

Reader: *scoffs* You know what forget it- I accept to this anyway cause I'll do anything to get Lesso to do what I want, for A WHOLE WEEK.

Leonora: *takes out hand*

Reader: *shakes it*

Leonora: May the less horny person win.

Reader: May the less horny person win.

Clarissa: *whispers to Anemone* Do you think this was a bad idea?

Anemone: Abso-fucking-lutely!

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This is a teaser for a fanfic I'm doing for Lady Leonora Lesso and our darling female reader.

[bdudette]

*clawing at ur door* PLEASE ANYTHING HORT RELATED A HORT X READER HORT HEADCANONS PLEAASSEEE <333

Character: Hort

Warning Tags: Attempt Use of Love Potion

A|N: Ah ! Of course ! Please stop clawing at my door, you’re gonna break it ! 😭

✫ Okay but, he was so surprised when you actually wanted him as much as he wanted you.

• When Hort met you, he almost instantly fell in love with you. He thought such feelings were impossible to occur for him. Didn’t even matter if you were an ever or a never — it just happened all of a sudden.

• He wasn’t sure what to do with these hardcore, weird and nasty feelings at first, just opting to be a little mean and weird with you in hopes that this was just a passing emotion.

• But as soon as you acted nice with him ? And not out of pity ? And you remembered his name !? AND GAVE HIM A SMALL GIFT !? He instantly knew you were the one he’d marry.

• He wanted you so, so bad it hurt. He thought that — since he wasn’t that great and wasn’t that good at fully transforming into a wolf man — you wouldn’t want him at all. So of course — he used any means to get you to like him, even if it was fake.

• So he tried to use a love potion made by a never — shouldn’t trust them but he was desperate as hell.

• He tried to pour it in your drink the first time, but that drink fell down on your outfit as soon as it arrived to you. Next attempt — he tried to pour it in the snacks he was sharing with you — let’s just say he got to eat a bee this time and ouch, did the inside of his throat hurt.

• The third attempt was him trying to make you swallow it during one of your naps, don’t ask about why he knows when you’ll take a nap, but — instead he just made a random squirrel fall in love with him and now he has a little snack for later again.

• All in all — it was like the world of romance was laughing at him. He could not make you drink the love spell because he either got blocked by another event or something happened that caused the love potion covered foods to fall. So he just gave up.

• He really gave up in the end, opting to just sit down in disdain and sadness and without hope — until you came in, sat next to him and asked him what had him so down. You’re really too kind to him.

• And when he explained without shame — you stared in surprise. Oh man, did he scare you away ? Do you not want to hang around him anymore ? Did you — hate him now ?

• With big awe and surprise , he got a beautiful teary smile as you told him you felt the same way but never thought he’d like you because of how he acted sometimes — he wants to bite himself, really hard. But in the end — he got the key of his black, dry, and disgusting, yet caring, heart — you.

• And then you kissed his cheek so tenderly — he turned into a howling wolf man under the bright sunny sky that day.

[tboy-boone]

i need to start dating women again. if i have to think about my bad experiences with dating men (which has been every time i have dated a man), i'm going to very quietly scream (throat hort). i like dating women, i feel like i actually have more fun

[nothing-to-see-hi]

Everything I currently have about the siren Rhian au that I keep bothering his tag with.

Okay so, 1, sirens are typically powerful people who were cursed by other powerful people. Yes, I am basing this off of Persephone's myth.

On that note, no, they are not the bird sirens. Usually. Rhian is not a bird siren at least.

Summing up my previous post about the origins, at the end of Fall, Rhian tries to stab Rafal only to end up cursed as a siren in the middle of nowhere instead. He ends up going kinda feral and is running off of hatred by the time we catch up to him in The Camelot Years.

Hort knows. You cannot tell me that the guy who grew up on Hook's ship doesn't know about sirens. Particularly the one who has been going after the Hook family for 200-ish years.

Anyway, how we get to Rhian in the first place.

Hort, being the guy who's familiar with the sea and whatnot, tells them not to take a right at the fork because that's where a siren is and they end up taking a right at the fork anyway.

Enter the boyo

So who is on this ship? Sophie's on this ship. And what does Sophie absolutely reek of? Rafal's magic. And who does Rhian want to tear limb from limb more than anything in the world? Rafal!

A storm is conjured and the singing begins. To cut matters short, Sophie gets some nice claw marks on her face and Rhian gets blasted off the ship.

Cut to around the time where Sophie has the scims in her ears.

Twins v2. Electric Boogaloo kidnapped their uncle and tried to little mermaid him. It partially worked. Rhian's got legs again and regained a bit of himself. Bad news: the legs go away whenever he gets wet and the scims are in his throat so he can't talk, or sing, or use basically any of what little magic he has left.

Does this stop him from attempting to add a sub romance plot to what is already a subplot? No!

Enter nameless kitchen boy. Who for some reason I gave a vague family backstory. Japeth catches them making out in a closet.

Now why is Rhian in Camelot? The twins v2 want to lure out Rafal because they can't have the healing powers + wife + Aric if he's still alive

Also Rafal kept his limp and at least occasionally uses a cane because the Storian is not letting either of them go unpunished for the events of their books.

How is he alive? Idk. Idc.

Anyway at some point there is a massive battle between twins v1. in Camelot's throne room where Rhian seems to get some of his old powers back. At least temporarily.

Depending on your angst levels Rhian might die at the end of it. Or he survives and goes off to lick his wounds with his love interest. Either one.

They might vaguely appear at the ending in a crowd or something. Maybe Japeth brought his siren reinforcement in case something went wrong with the sword hunt. Idk again.

Misc.

Sophie and Rafal might have a Talk about how screwed up his entire family is.

And if there's anything he can do about her face

Rhian is used by v2. as the proper weapon he is and I could not be prouder

He also uses his undetermined relationship label guy to see what's going on around the castle

Is this all of it? No. Is it most of it? Yeah. If there are any questions they will happily be answered.

[starbberryblue]

my throat hurts bad as FUCK rn i cant SWALLOW anything it HORTS to swallow you know what that means babeyyyyyy...... ANOTHER VOICE DROPPPPP YEAHHHH ANOTHER W FOR TESTOSTERONE BOYEEEEEE LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO I LOVE BEING A MAN‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[tamagotchikgs]

i got woken up by a need 2 pee and i feel the worst i have i months mentally & physically

[ebi-noodle-doodles]

I think I accidentally inhaled too much fumes from a bleach spray from cleaning and my eyes, nose& throat kinda hort

[wwwdotyoutubedotcom]

it horts so much to have a restrictive eating disorder because I really do love eating I love it so much it brings me so much joy and brings me closer to friends and family and I wish I could be normal about it and eat food in front of my family and go out to eat with my friends it makes me so happy . I'm not one of those people that really forget to eat or don't care about eating. I care. I care so much. I wish my stomach was just a blackhole so I could eat and not care it makes my throat close up and my eyes well up with tears how much I Do care and how much food consumes Me instead of the other way around. why cant we be plants tat just drink water and get sunlight come on.

[lesbian-in-leather]

Lesso: So. Who broke it? Clarissa: We're not mad, we just want to know. Kiko: I did. I broke it- Emma: No. No you didn't. Tedros? Tedros: Don't look at me! Look at the Coven! Anadil: What?! We didn't break it. Tedros: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Hester: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken. Tedros: Suspicious. Dot: No it's not! Beatrix: If it matters - probably not - but Sophie was the last one to use it. Sophie: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Beatrix: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the cart earlier? Sophie: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Beatrix! Kiko: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me fix it, Professors- Lesso: No! Who broke it? Hort: Um, Lady Lesso? Agatha's been awfully quiet. Agatha: REALLY?!

[Everyone starts arguing.]

Clarissa: Leonora broke it. It burned my hand so she hexed it. Emma: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll all be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Lesso: Good. It was getting a little too friendly around here

[voidselfshipp]

"[...]...He didnt take it to heart, he understood where the dislike towards him came from.-- very sunny. You said you like summer,dont you?. I preffer winter, because it lets me dress in all my goth glory

At this,jerico snorts and finally relents on their indifference-- Summer, every goth kid's worst nightmare. Trust me, I'd know-- they say in agreement.

Emil has seen them in their full goth look before. And the stark contrast between them and some of their partners (mainly Jackal and Harry) was nothing short of hilarious to behold. --Well...I think you look more like an earth diety rather than a goth right now, still beautiful though--He murmurs absentmindedly, not realizing he said it outloud until jerico clears their throat and smiles a little, cheeks dusted Pink.

But the awkward if not endearing air between them is blown away suddenly, jerico stops dead in their tracks and says--Okay. Act natural-- they start, nodding towards a Group of people nearby-- remember those goons that you guys detained in Spain? Those are some of their co-horts that they identified the other day

Fenrir looks discreetly and stiffens a little. The Group is about to make their way towards them, but it doesnt look like they noticed the pair yet.

--Follow me-- He says decidedly, taking their forearm and pulling them to an alleyway, the shade is a welcome chilly relief from the heat. Jeri is about to complain when his hand pressed up against their mouth.

Sadly the Alleyway is pretty small, which makes them hide behind a tall trash can. Fenrir presses up against his companion,his free hand against the smooth white wall. --Quiet-- he whispers.

--God, I hate you!-- they whisper shout once his hand removes itself from their mouth-- I bet they are here looking for you!

--Jerico now its not the time--He reprimanded with a growl in his voice. Both anxious and a little annoyed-- you can beat my ass once we are back to safety. Until then, please, silence.

They huff and trie their best to fold their arms over their chest. But as the goons walk by, they instictually Grab Emil by his clothes and pull him a little closer to them, their hands press over his upper back, Flat against his toned muscles. He leans fully over them with the hand on the wall moving to their waist to hide his extremity better.

Both of their breaths are ragged and anxious. Without weapons or armor they were easy targets. The goons pass the alleyway without much suspicion, not noticing the pair behind the tall trashcan.

Fenrir looks over the object they hid behind, his black hair falling infront of his face, he looks determined and incredibly serious. But jerico's eyes go wide, and without much thought they say--Jesus,youre beautiful

He turns to them,whipping his head so fast he might break his neck--Huh?! -- the Man exclaims, his Pale skin flushing bright Pink.

"Well" they think "there goes the neighboorhood". But their companions surprise is soon replaced by harmless smugness--Didnt you hate me?

--Its not that I hate you-- I mean yeah! You worked with fucking deimos!. But fuck you for being so damn hot and hmmpht!-- he kisses them and they kiss back, wasting no time in tugging at his clothes to bring him closer.

--i bet youre super conflicted right now-- he joked.

--Shut up..[...]"

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Fenrir moodboard! I love him to bits.

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