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date questions:
do you fw garlic
what are some uses for moonlight
would you rather drown in a lake or at sea
24 or 60 fps
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job interviewer: so what would you say your biggest flaw in the workplace is?
me, sweating and losing my mind bc the job interviewer is an eldritch monstrosity with uncountable eyes whose lashes are grasping fingers, twisting and twining, reaching out to hold, to caress, to grasp, to maim, desperate for any and every kind of physical connection with my all-too-euclidean body: my pull out game could really use some practice
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Breast Augmentation sounds awesome they should augment them with laser cannons
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Watching ice age with some friends and none of them agree that The Hot Weasel is hot
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you post about wanting to "get that man pregnant" and yet you then complain about children existing. i dont think you deserve to get him pregnant. i dont think youd treat him well.
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Placing my laptop on my bed while I play The Sims 4 so it can heat up my mattress like hot coals
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