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Yeah apparently if your parents didn't like kids, that's going to fuck with your ability to be genuinely emotionally open and present while interacting with people forever. And depending on your anatomy that can apparently dictate whether you can orgasm at all.

Human psychosexual development is so fucking stupid. Imagine having to explain to a sex partner that the reason you can't cum is because your mom didn't like holding babies.

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What is right or wrong? Who is to define what is good, or evil? The world is not so black and white - hell, it is not even shades of grey. Not to me, at least. I see the world of ethics and morality in shrimp colours you cannot even imagine. But now that you asked, yeah. As a matter of fact, I am currently breaking into your car.

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[a distant mating call echoes eerily through the streets of a finnish town at 3 am]

Some finnish:

Haluan munan = I want an egg

Haluan munaa = I want some egg

Haluan munaa = I want to get dicked down

Haluan munia = I want some eggs

Haluan munia = I want to lay eggs

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Human psychosexual development is so fucking stupid. Imagine having to explain to a sex partner that the reason you can't cum is because your mom didn't like holding babies.

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And yes, the people who love low-hanging-fruit dirty puns render the entire country an inhabitable zone every year for the whole easter season.

Some finnish:

Haluan munan = I want an egg

Haluan munaa = I want some egg

Haluan munaa = I want to get dicked down

Haluan munia = I want some eggs

Haluan munia = I want to lay eggs

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Some finnish:

Haluan munan = I want an egg

Haluan munaa = I want some egg

Haluan munaa = I want to get dicked down

Haluan munia = I want some eggs

Haluan munia = I want to lay eggs

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Update: apparently the reflective fabric was actually not iron-on at all in the first place. I could and should have skipped right to the glue.

So it turns out that iron-on reflective fabric is an unforgiving lying whore that doesn't give you a second chance if it won't attach the first time, so after trying a few times I just figured fuck it, guess I'll just superglue this shit on.

And everything went fine until one of the pieces just. fuckign disappeared. I am missing a dot of fabric the size of my thumbnail, which is covered in superglue. I would not describe the emotion that I am currently feeling as "primal rage", but if one more stupid goddamn thing goes wrong with this piece of shit today, I am going apeshit.

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Awesome: I figured out that this necklace chain that I've never liked because of the weird and fragile structure can be taken apart and used as a thousand very tiny metal studs.

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IT WAS ON. MY FUCKING. WRIST.

I LOOKED EVERYWHERE ALL OVER THE FLOORS AND THIS FUCKING THING WAS STUCK ONTO MY WRIST THE WHOLE TIME.

So it turns out that iron-on reflective fabric is an unforgiving lying whore that doesn't give you a second chance if it won't attach the first time, so after trying a few times I just figured fuck it, guess I'll just superglue this shit on.

And everything went fine until one of the pieces just. fuckign disappeared. I am missing a dot of fabric the size of my thumbnail, which is covered in superglue. I would not describe the emotion that I am currently feeling as "primal rage", but if one more stupid goddamn thing goes wrong with this piece of shit today, I am going apeshit.

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So it turns out that iron-on reflective fabric is an unforgiving lying whore that doesn't give you a second chance if it won't attach the first time, so after trying a few times I just figured fuck it, guess I'll just superglue this shit on.

And everything went fine until one of the pieces just. fuckign disappeared. I am missing a dot of fabric the size of my thumbnail, which is covered in superglue. I would not describe the emotion that I am currently feeling as "primal rage", but if one more stupid goddamn thing goes wrong with this piece of shit today, I am going apeshit.

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Going about wearing the implication of five shirts at once. What appears to be two collared shirts and a sweater over what looks like a suit vest on top of another freaking shirt. In the middle of the summer with the sun scorching down. Making people who are sweating in t-shirts wonder how the fuck I haven't fainted yet.

Tempted by the prospect of obtaining several long-sleeved shirts, cut up all but one, and sew the collars, sleeve ends, buttons and/or zippers together to create an illusion of wearing multiple layered shirts at the same time while still remaining cool. Wearing it in the summer as a weird flex.

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Tempted by the prospect of obtaining several long-sleeved shirts, cut up all but one, and sew the collars, sleeve ends, buttons and/or zippers together to create an illusion of wearing multiple layered shirts at the same time while still remaining cool. Wearing it in the summer as a weird flex.

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Okay so I've been experimenting on how to get my hair to have more volume and this nice messy, fluffy look to it. Today I was quite happy with the kind of shaggy thing I had managed to achieve with my hair, which was nice since we went to see some of my boyfriend's extended family. And let me tell you, while I am aware that the verb he used has different meanings in different finnish dialects, nothing could have prepared me for having my boyfriend's grandfather see my hair all tousled up like that was to ask me a question that I could only process and comprehend as

"What, did [boyfriend] cum all over you?"

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The way tumblr verbs memes is beautiful. Where else can you say "I am going to seasons greasons you" and have people understand what the fuck that means.

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My strongest opinion is that everyone who doesn't like me is simply either stupid or evil.

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"Sorry I saw [word] and got so horny that I passed out" is one of the tumblr memes of all time. It's delightful.

Hey if I tease my (very straight, very flat) hair into a shaggy dandelion puff ball and then put perm sauce on it, is it going to stay shaggy once the perm is done?

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Hey if I tease my (very straight, very flat) hair into a shaggy dandelion puff ball and then put perm sauce on it, is it going to stay shaggy once the perm is done?