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percabethconvos · 3 months ago
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Percy: The world is cold and dark and we all die alone Chiron: Percy I'm sorry Annabeth had to leave camp early but we need to get on with this meeting
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kuroashims · 3 months ago
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help this is exactly the mood of my last three and a half brain cells fighting for life 🔨
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incorrectpeterparker · 1 year ago
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Peter: I accidentally ate MJ’s sandwich… How long do you think I have to live?
Ned: Ten
Peter: Ten what?
Ned: Nine
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thebat-musicman · 5 months ago
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Roy: Are you a cuddler?
Jason: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION
Dick: Yeah he's a cuddler
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moonyswarmsweaters · 7 days ago
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Remus: Can you please stop calling peanut butter that?
Sirius: What's wrong with "sticky nut juice"?
Remus: Everything! Every fucking thing!
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incorrect-fnaf-quotes · 2 months ago
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*During Hexa Havoc*
Cartoon Frankie: WHAT THE-
Monster Frankie: Fuck.
Cartoon Frankie: ARE YOU DOING?! YOU-
Monster Frankie: Fucking.
Cartoon Frankie: IDIOT!
Lucky Contestant: ...What was that?
Monster Frankie: He can’t swear without it being censored, so I’m helping him out.
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enchantingfemininity · 2 months ago
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incorrectly-quoting-mxtx · 10 months ago
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Shen Qingqiu, half awake and only wearing pajama bottoms: G’morning. How’d you sleep?
Luo Binghe, overwhelmed and unable to decide between good and okay: Gay.
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more-than-ideas · 9 months ago
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Obscure
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incorrect-bridgerton-family · 6 months ago
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Eloise: These two bicker like an old married couple.
Anthony: We are an old married couple.
Kate: Who are you calling old?!
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monkiekidtwt · 11 months ago
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crispyjenkins · 6 months ago
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i don't know who needs to hear this today but the jedi would not be body-shy
especially during the war. some would be uncomfortable, sure, or even heavily dislike being nude and/or bathing around others, but the point of that is that would be respected as a choice. there is a very large difference between preferring not to be nude around others, for cultural religious or personal reasons, versus being ashamed. nothing you can do can convince me jedi would be ashamed or embarrassed of their or others' bodies.
why. why would the jedi think nudity undignified. why would they turn their noses up at it as unseemly, rather than a choice and preference
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pooks · 6 months ago
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Charlie: How about some friendly brotherly advice? Percy: I don't need your advice. Charlie: *inhales and tries to not explode* How about some unfriendly brotherly advice?! Percy: *unimpressed* Try me.
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incorrectclonewars · 8 months ago
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Anakin: [shatters a window and climbs through it]
Anakin: [turns around and helps Ahsoka through it] Breaking and entering is wrong Snips.
Ahsoka: Okay.
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dontforgetukraine · 3 months ago
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eat sleep air alert repeat
Source: Vadym Blonsky
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hawkinsincorrect · 8 months ago
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Dustin: I’m invoking the no judgement clause of our friendship.
Steve: Oh my God, what have you done?
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