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Anakin: How do ethical philosophers feel about murder?

Obi-Wan: Well, it’s frowned upon.

Anakin: Okay, but what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier?

Anakin: That’s okay, right?

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Obi-Wan: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.

Anakin, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

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Ahsoka, texting Obi-Wan: Any plans for tonight?

Obi-Wan: No.

Ahsoka: Loser.

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Maul: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

Ahsoka: Are you a software update? Because not right now.

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Maul: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Ahsoka: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

Maul: Yes.

Ahsoka: I'd sleep.

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Maul: The path to inner peace begins with four words… not my fucking problem.

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Obi-Wan: I have a problem.

Anakin: Kill it.

Obi-Wan: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

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[Obi-Wan and Anakin are in a ship teetering on the edge of a cliff]

Obi-Wan: Oh Force, Anakin, backwards!

Anakin: Really, Obi-Wan? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.

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Quinlan Vos: But what about Anakin?

Obi-Wan: Don't worry about him.

Obi-Wan: I once watched him fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating his hotdog like nothing happened.

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Obi-Wan: We have to plan, we have to figure something out.

Anakin: Obi-Wan, when have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose.

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Ahsoka: I never tell people off the bat that I'm bi. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm bi right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Padme:

Padme:��I like you.

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Ahsoka: You’re alive.

Maul: No need to sound so disappointed.

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Anakin: I think it's time to start fucking some shit up.

Obi-Wan: Oh no.

Anakin: More like "oh yes!"

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Padme: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Anakin: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Padme: ...

Padme: You mean ring bearER, right?

Anakin: ...

Padme: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Maul, dramatically: They called me a fool.

Ahsoka, sick of Maul's shit: They weren’t wrong.

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Maul: Hey bestie-

Ahsoka: Die.

Maul: What did I do to you-