#slytherin james

[smileyvillainarc]

i want a fic where once James dies in the canon he goes back in time and ends up with the rest of the marauders on the train but this time James is more mature and so when Sirius starts to talking about how his family is expecting him to be in Slytherin, James tells him that he’ll be friends with him regardless knowing that Sirius will be a Gryffindor

only now we fast forward to the sorting and Sirius has now ended up a Slytherin and James is panicking because he knows Sirius is going to absolutely hate Slytherin and so what does he do - he convinces the hat to put him in Slytherin

only James is like the poster-boy for Gryffindor and the hat is like ‘haha nice try’ but James is there pulling everything he ever could until he remembers the one thing that he knew would immediately help change the hats mind

James Potter is a Parsletongue

so we end up James in Slytherin - happy that he’s with Sirius but also like oh shit i’m in Slytherin what on Earth am I going to do now ????

Side Note: I have many cool ideas as to why I think James Potter could be a parsletongue that I will definitely upload in a different post!!!

[a-great-tragedy]

Based on what I know, I do not think Sirius and Regulus were even taught being gay was possible. I think Walburga/Orion refused to teach them it even exists. So I imagine them finding out like this:

Sirius: Yeah, if I was a girl I would probably date Remus to be honest. Such a shame it’s impossible for me to like him.

James: Impossible? What do you mean??

Sirius: Well you can only like people of the opposite gender.. right?

James: …No, you can like people of the same gender, that exists. It’s a thing.

Sirius: ( °ㅁ°)

Sirius: I must tell Reg

[the-sun-is-also-a-star]

me, reading my own incomplete writing : *gasp* and then what happened?

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus: I’ll kill you

James: You want to fuck me sooo bad

Regulus:*pulls out a knife*

James:

[regulusblock]

teen Regulus: what's an orgasm?

teen Barty: when you fold paper to make birds and shit

also teen Evan: that's oregano, bitch

[not-rab]

James *out of curiosity*: How did all four of you even befriend Regulus?

Evan: I helped fix his wand after I broke it

Barty: I stole his broom and refused to give it back unless he was nice to me

Pandora: I stalked him

Sirius: I'm his only biological brother and there's no refund button

[del-stars]

we do not make enough of the COMEDY it is that james is a fucking deer. like sirius being a dog and peter being a rat are obv tied to their characters but a deer is SO random. and i do not see it in fics enough. take the padfoot tropes and give them to prongs. students baffled because there was a deer walking around the dungeons? remus walking into the dorm and nearly shitting himself because there’s a deer sitting upright in james’ bed. whenever james is in a sticky situation he just goes deer mode and prances away

[norry-yippee]

Sometimes I forget that people in the marauders fandom aren’t just silly teenage girls, like wdym your husband proof read this fic for you?!?!?!?!?

[hesolemnlyswearsshesuptonogood]

REGULUS: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

MARLENE: >:0 language

PANDORA: yeah watch your fucking language

EVAN: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MY SISTER THE FUCK WORD?

DORCAS: 'the fuck word'.

JAMES: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

EVAN: Merlin they censored it

BARTY: say fuck, James

EVAN: do it, Potter. Say fuck.

[rosieevan]

At Jily's wedding:

Church: If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Evan: LILY.

*Regulus and Dorcas trying to hold Evan back while Barty is laughing*

Lily: For the last time, Evan, I understand you want to be called Evan Evans. But that is not a valid reason to interrupt my wedding!!!

Evan : BUT THINK ABOUT IT.

[squirrelxoxo]

Regulus would constantly be terrified that James would leave him because he was used to people leaving him for better people. The only cousin he liked left him for her boyfriend, his own brother left him for a new family, so what was stopping the love of his life from leaving him?

James, upon discovering this, decided the only way to convince him otherwise was to spend every hour of every day glued to his side to show him he wasn't going anywhere.

The skittles were not pleased.

[fiasco95]

Barty, barging into the Gryffindor common room: What’s up losers!

Sirius: Wh—

Barty: I actually don’t care, don’t answer that!

Remus: That—

Barty: Anywhoo! Am just here to collect my bitches!

James: Hey—!

Barty, looking at Pandora & Dorcas: Respectfully.

Barty, turning to Regulus: Disrespectfully.

Marauders & Friends:

Barty: Alright, great talk! Let’s go bitches!

Pandora, Regulus & Dorcas kissing their respective partners and following Barty out of the common room.

Marlene: …What the fuck just happened?

Lily: No fucking clue.

[sunseekerchild]

Dorcas: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Barty: weak, I sleep with two.

James: you're both pathetic.

Barty: oh yeah? and what do you sleep with?

James: Regulus.

[pxrty-crxsher]

Sirius: So how did you guys get together?

Barty: He was watching me, like a stalker.

Evan: Everyday, for a straight month.

Barty: Gay month you mean?

Remus: …

Sirius: Anyways.. what I mean is, what happened that made you think, ‘oh I want him as my boyfriend’ ?

Barty: He was stalking me and I thought it was hot.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Evan: why is Regulus crying?

Barty: well, James got drunk at a party so Regulus took him to their room

Barty: When he asked James to come to bed with him, James said “No, thanks. I’m sure you’re lovely but I have I boyfriend and I love him very very much” and went to sleep on the floor

Evan: so he’s crying because his boyfriend is too good?

Regulus: shut up you wouldn’t know about good boyfriends

Barty (said boyfriend): *Offended*

[i-need-of-a-hobby]

im a multishipper until you try to touch my babies ok.

james and lily? absolutely. lily and mary? adorable. james and regulus? grumpyxsunshine GOLD. regulus and barty? our favorite psychos. barty and evan? you know it's growing on me

but other ships instead of wolfstar????? like??? they're the only ones for each other argue w the goddamn wall