#regulus and pandora

[not-rab]

James *out of curiosity*: How did all four of you even befriend Regulus?

Evan: I helped fix his wand after I broke it

Barty: I stole his broom and refused to give it back unless he was nice to me

Pandora: I stalked him

Sirius: I'm his only biological brother and there's no refund button

[myrows]

They grew up

[dorasoracle]

Regulus and Remus HAD a crush on each other on the SAME period .

Third year for Regulus and Fourth year for Remus.

Regulus gay awerning was Remus , and Remus first real crush was Regulus.

They were paired for commenting quidditch matches when Regulus had a broken wrist when he returned Hogwarts that year.

They commented together, and they were hilarious, they had the sarcasm and the passion.

Peter and Pandora were the true victims of this, Dora listened to Regulus rambling about Remus' welsh accent and Peter listened to Remus about Regulus' eyes.

They shared cigarettes ( Remus cigarettes which for casualties were always few of them so they had to share them instead of each having one ) , they walked down together a little later than other students because none of them wanted to leave actually, Regulus was gifted one of Remus sweathers by Remus himself one day in winter.

When Regulus wrist was okay, Remus thought that they would stop talking, instead Regulus always asked him if he was the one commenting on the match and once he said that Remus gave him luck ( Remus cried thank you , Peter wanted to suicide ) .

Passing fourth/third year their situation becomes purely friendly, they still have that strange connection but only as friends.

In Fifth Remus started dating Sirius and Regulus started to like James ( Pandora first thought was to suicide ) .

Years later one evening someone asked Regulus who has been his gay awakening and he answered that it was Remus in his third year.

Peter almost suffocated , and Remus said that in the same period he had a crush on Regulus. ( Regulus laughed the HARDEST in his entire life , Remus with him , Pandora and Peter they sighed damn loud )

When the others asked why they didn't confess, they both answered that they thought the other was being friendly.

Barty cried because ( his literal words ) : ' We could have the hottest couple of Hogwarts , Merlin and Morgana both ' .

Regulus and Remus both laughed ( Sirius and James were having an aneurysm ) .

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Kidnapper: we have your girlfriend

Regulus, looking at James : I don't have a girlfriend lmao

Kidnapper: she made us reevaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad so can you come pick her up?

Regulus : oh my merlin, you have Pandora!

Kidnapper: I'm going to become a painter

[moonytoastx]

Pandora: "Potter would throw himself in front of a moving bus for you."

Regulus: "Potter would throw himself in front of a moving bus for fun."

[juksuart]

I love their friendship

[percyweasleyapologist]

Pandora: Are you having another depressive episode? Regulus: A depressive episode? Regulus: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

[fircbolts]

regulus and pandora !!!

[that-bitch-kat3]

pandora trying to remember the terms npc and pc: what do you call people who can die?

regulus: expendable.

[theprongspotter]

Pandora, looking at James: Who’s that?

Regulus: That’s my… someone.

Pandora: Your someone?

Regulus: Just someone.

Pandora: Your special someone?

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c: @humdrummoloch

[a-great-tragedy]

Regulus and Pandora are not the “sane ones of the skittles” they are freaks. Those two are painting their nails and summoning demons at a sleepover after having tea with their collection of beheaded dolls. They are the farthest from sane.

[mooningoverthestars]

skittles

[not-rab]

Regulus: James isn't picking up on my hints.

Pandora: What hints have you given him?

Regulus: Well, I think about him a lot.

Regulus: And sometimes I even think about talking to him.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus: Right, I've left you all written instructions for when I'm away this time.

Pandora: Mine says 'no explosives'

Even: mine says 'no hexes'

Barty: mine just says 'no’

[nixnight1]

(That one beautiful best woman speech I love to hear)

Pandora: I'm Panda, the best woman. I'm not a maid, Regulus' room is a mess and I never want that honour

Regulus: *blushes*

Pandora: mh yeah. About a year ago I received a text from Regulus saying "Panda, can you check if this three hotels have availability for November 2024 for a wedding?" I asked if he had gotten engaged without my knowledge

Everyone: *laughing*

James: *smiling and caressing Regulus' face*

Pandora: *tearing up* to witch he responded "No, but I'm getting married next year with or without James" and at last here we are today. The journey to this joyous occasion has been nothing short of incredible. I can't imagine life without Regulus. I realized how lucky and how rear is to have a cousin who I consider more so my best friend and a brother. You accomplished everything you set your mind to and that's why I reached for the moon because I've seen you conquer the universe.

Regulus: *tearing up*

Pandora: our bond goes beyond just family. We're a package deal. When I told Regulus I was allergic to apples, the next day he was too. When Regulus told me he was dating a guy from Gryffindor...I did too

Everyone: *cheers up*

James: *blushes*

Pandora: James, I used to think no one in this world deserved Regulus' love until you entered his life. During the worst days and months of his life I witnessed how you looked at him as if he was your home, yours to cherished. It was in that moment I felt immense comfort knowing his heart is safe with you.

James: *tearing up*

Pandora: I hope you love having the opportunity to grow old with him, the same way I loved seeing him grow. Now it's your turn. Happy wedding day.

[moondustinfj]

Marauders 1978 December 31st