#regulus and pandora

[not-rab]

James *out of curiosity*: How did all four of you even befriend Regulus?

Evan: I helped fix his wand after I broke it

Barty: I stole his broom and refused to give it back unless he was nice to me

Pandora: I stalked him

Sirius: I'm his only biological brother and there's no refund button

[myrows]

They grew up

[moonytoastx]

Pandora: "Potter would throw himself in front of a moving bus for you."

Regulus: "Potter would throw himself in front of a moving bus for fun."

[juksuart]

I love their friendship

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus: Right, I've left you all written instructions for when I'm away this time.

Pandora: Mine says 'no explosives'

Even: mine says 'no hexes'

Barty: mine just says 'no’

[fircbolts]

regulus and pandora !!!

[theprongspotter]

Pandora, looking at James: Who’s that?

Regulus: That’s my… someone.

Pandora: Your someone?

Regulus: Just someone.

Pandora: Your special someone?

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c: @humdrummoloch

[a-great-tragedy]

Regulus and Pandora are not the “sane ones of the skittles” they are freaks. Those two are painting their nails and summoning demons at a sleepover after having tea with their collection of beheaded dolls. They are the farthest from sane.

[mooningoverthestars]

skittles

[that-bitch-kat3]

pandora trying to remember the terms npc and pc: what do you call people who can die?

regulus: expendable.

[nixnight1]

(That one beautiful best woman speech I love to hear)

Pandora: I'm Panda, the best woman. I'm not a maid, Regulus' room is a mess and I never want that honour

Regulus: *blushes*

Pandora: mh yeah. About a year ago I received a text from Regulus saying "Panda, can you check if this three hotels have availability for November 2024 for a wedding?" I asked if he had gotten engaged without my knowledge

Everyone: *laughing*

James: *smiling and caressing Regulus' face*

Pandora: *tearing up* to witch he responded "No, but I'm getting married next year with or without James" and at last here we are today. The journey to this joyous occasion has been nothing short of incredible. I can't imagine life without Regulus. I realized how lucky and how rear is to have a cousin who I consider more so my best friend and a brother. You accomplished everything you set your mind to and that's why I reached for the moon because I've seen you conquer the universe.

Regulus: *tearing up*

Pandora: our bond goes beyond just family. We're a package deal. When I told Regulus I was allergic to apples, the next day he was too. When Regulus told me he was dating a guy from Gryffindor...I did too

Everyone: *cheers up*

James: *blushes*

Pandora: James, I used to think no one in this world deserved Regulus' love until you entered his life. During the worst days and months of his life I witnessed how you looked at him as if he was your home, yours to cherished. It was in that moment I felt immense comfort knowing his heart is safe with you.

James: *tearing up*

Pandora: I hope you love having the opportunity to grow old with him, the same way I loved seeing him grow. Now it's your turn. Happy wedding day.

[not-rab]

Regulus: James isn't picking up on my hints.

Pandora: What hints have you given him?

Regulus: Well, I think about him a lot.

Regulus: And sometimes I even think about talking to him.

[myrows]

They are platonic soulmates

[all-too-unwell-13]

i know we all love pandora and reg friendship in fics

but i present to you, dorcas and reg friendship who match each other's sarcasm, give each other 'looks' across the class when someone says smth stupid, never hold hands/are physically affectionate but link arms in the hallway otw to class (nobody can tell if they're dating or not until marlene comes along), and when reg is the only one dorcas tells about her chaotic love life because she doesn't trust anyone else

(bonus points if the fic includes pandora and barty friendship 🙏)

[risetherivermoon]

fun fact: modern Regulus has everyone in his phone down as their full name, except for Pandora, she is: 'Dora 💖' and he won't take questions as to why

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Slytherin skittles pre jegulus

Regulus desperate: ok shitwards, how do i ask a boy out?

Even: roses are red violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two

Regulus: OH MY GOD NO

Barty: twinkle twinkle little star we can do it in a car

Regulus: STOP IT

Pandora: row, row, row your boat gently down the stream merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily i can make you scream

Regulus: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

Barty: is that a no?