#regulus and pandora

[viviandarkbloombartylusversion]

Kid Evan Rosier and Regulus Black at a sacred 28 dinner party, holding hands with their pets resting on their shoulders (Regs baby snake and Evans spider) creeping out every other kid around except Pandora Lestrange and her pet centipede that crawls around her head. Pandora and Evan proceed to get into a silent rivalry over Regulus's attention until they both decide to just share him (while still wanting Regulus to be closer to them than the other) and they scare all the other children away. Later on down the line they both think Barty should be grateful that they let him stay in Regulus's life. Evan will also never let go of the fact that Regulus was his before anyone else's and no one will take that from him.

[not-rab]

James *out of curiosity*: How did all four of you even befriend Regulus?

Evan: I helped fix his wand after I broke it

Barty: I stole his broom and refused to give it back unless he was nice to me

Pandora: I stalked him

Sirius: I'm his only biological brother and there's no refund button

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Kidnapper: we have your girlfriend

Regulus, looking at James : I don't have a girlfriend lmao

Kidnapper: she made us reevaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad so can you come pick her up?

Regulus : oh my merlin, you have Pandora!

Kidnapper: I'm going to become a painter

[myrows]

They grew up

[moonytoastx]

Pandora: "Potter would throw himself in front of a moving bus for you."

Regulus: "Potter would throw himself in front of a moving bus for fun."

[juksuart]

I love their friendship

[percyweasleyapologist]

Pandora: Are you having another depressive episode? Regulus: A depressive episode? Regulus: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

[fircbolts]

regulus and pandora !!!

[that-bitch-kat3]

pandora trying to remember the terms npc and pc: what do you call people who can die?

regulus: expendable.

[yourflowergirlfriend]

my headcanon:

Regulus and Pandora are hanging out in Pandora's room, making friendship bracelets and dishing out the latest gossip

[theprongspotter]

Pandora, looking at James: Who’s that?

Regulus: That’s my… someone.

Pandora: Your someone?

Regulus: Just someone.

Pandora: Your special someone?

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c: @humdrummoloch

[a-great-tragedy]

Regulus and Pandora are not the “sane ones of the skittles” they are freaks. Those two are painting their nails and summoning demons at a sleepover after having tea with their collection of beheaded dolls. They are the farthest from sane.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus: Right, I've left you all written instructions for when I'm away this time.

Pandora: Mine says 'no explosives'

Even: mine says 'no hexes'

Barty: mine just says 'no’

[mooningoverthestars]

skittles

[blackcatsandlockets]

I love prongsfoot but I would shove a dagger through my throat before I romantically ship Regulus and Pandora together

[deswhomst]

James: Where’s Regulus?

Barty: Don’t worry, I’ll find him

Barty, shouts: Pandora sucks!

Regulus, from a distance: Pandora is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Barty: Found him