#slade headcanons

[designatedbreadbox]

Deathstroke Hcs Pt. 2

Tw: Catcall mention, Implication of death, Removal of a body part (not reader), Implied stalking, Drugging, Non-con (? It's not sexual)

A/N: Apologies for any grammar errors!

You have no 'personal' space. No matter how large a room is, it becomes suffocatingly small once he arrives. Your domain is his as soon as he's either caught casually on your couch or just entering your home. He physically powers over you in any aspect so getting him to leave is both a chore and a nightmare.

He'll tease about your lack of hospitality/hostility towards him. Any attempt to harm him, verbal or physical, is met with amused indifference since he sees little reason to take anything you say seriously. Is there a chance you'll hold to your words? Yes, but at the moment that chance is slim to none.

I saw a post on here once that said Slade is the asshole friend where he'll force you to do activities you don't want to do (sfw) and I agree. I personally think Slade gets some satisfaction in seeing you loathing whatever activity he dragged you to; that being said, he isn't unreasonable. For instance, he'll claim that he wants to go somewhere else and that 2nd destination can be your home or a place you actually wanted to go to.

That same person also stated that Slade would in fact care for your opinion on certain subjects. And he would; he just doesn't tell you why he asked since he ignores your opinions a good portion of the time. As emotionally stunted/unavailable as he is due to his background as both a merc and a soldier, Slade would make an effort to get some level of friendliness from you. After all, friends like each other, right?

He's done so many things for you without you asking that he can't fathom why you would be upset at his actions. Like, the person that catcalled you has not only their entire lineage erased but their tongue removed: why are you mortified? Did he say too many details? Or the time where he framed your landlord/lady for shady business in order for them to lower the rent costs to stay afloat on the market. You got cheap rent now, don't you? Instead of pointing fingers, shouldn't you thank him for being such a good friend? How many other 'buddies' of yours go above and beyond like this for you?

Looping back to the first point, anything you try hiding from him can and will be found out. Digitally or not, in order to have secrets with Slade, it would mean to quite literally keep them in your head. No journals/diaries, no blogs, nothing. He'll bide time if he suspects something; otherwise, Slade has no problem confronting you should he have 'enough' evidence to so. He makes a vague comment about whatever it is you tried hiding that does not go further. Blackmail is unnecessary to him. Slade isn't one to joke, and you have no reason to doubt him.

Wealth is another thing he has abundance of. Moving? He'll buy the apartment complex or just cancel the offer for the house you intend to buy for you. Traveling for work? No worry whatsoever; he redirects where you're staying to a better hotel than what your company originally had planned. You'll feel watched at both day and night, though this lessens somewhat once in the hotel room. And you'll indirectly thank Slade for that as he not only scoped out the room itself but also the hotel to ensure it was up to his standards.

Should you ever get kidnapped in the chance that an enemy of Slade figured out you hold a special place in the merc's frozen heart, he surprisingly does not cope well. He does for almost 2 weeks, but beyond that the longer you're gone and he can't get your location has him feeling some type of way. The merc can't pinpoint what this feeling is for once but he guesses it'll pass once he finds you and it does. He'll kill or severely hurt the assailants, take you back to your home and will drug you. Clearly he was slacking; that's the only explanation and the only solution is to put not one but 2 trackers inside you in the instance you're kidnapped again and a tracker is somehow removed.

When you wake, he'll lie through his teeth saying you passed out from stress/trauma/fatigue and will continue that lie until you ever figure it out. After this he refuses to make a rookie mistake like this again.

[gianteyedcrow]

I feel like my endgame is Damian Wayne kills Slade in combat but Jason is the only witness. He recognizes that it’s not only to avenge Dick but to keep the family safe so they never, ever speak of it again.

[i-yap]

Slade Wilson X batsis!reader

sorry this was a long gap, i had class registrations which was like hunger games( I got the exact classes I wanted !!)

Daddy vibes? yes. I mean slade is older than bruce?? Im assuming you are like twin age of jason ...so he is much much older to you.

The only two ways that I can think where the batfamily or you don't assume its all a trick, a strategy of some sort is if - 1. he met you undercover and had no idea who you were, 2. genuinely gave up his life for you

I also love the idea of slade getting close to you for the sake of your batfam and to get info/leverage but ends up falling in love . Then spends forever to convince the rest that he genuinely loves you.

there are so many problems that the batfam brings up- 1. he is a villain, 2. he is double you age at least, 3. this could be an elaborate plan, 4. he is incapable of love for all his past crimes.

But in the soft moments when he pulls you to the inside of the sidewalk, holds you hair when your washing your face, offers you his choice when u don't like what u picked up to drink/eat, kisses your ring finger as if just the mere thought of marrying you could heal his recent stab wound.

Its when u wake up to see him already looking at you or when he strokes small patters on you back and when you ask him what he is thinking he says something so deep, so romantic, so vulnerable and genuine- yea you trust him

his love language is acts of service. He lowkey sucks at the rest but when I mean service, I mean everything. ties you shoelaces, learns to cook your favorite meal, burns cities in the shape of I love you on the world map...everything.

[gothamite-rambler]

Slade Wilson, negotiating with Oliver Queen

Slade's on the phone with Oliver Queen, while Roy, dressed in his Arsenal suit, is tied up in the background.

Roy: Has he hung up yet?

Slade: Not yet.

Roy (disgruntled): Oh... He usually drops the call when I say I need him for something, but yeah sure listen to the insane murderer... that stings a bit.

Meanwhile, Oliver, holding his phone, sighed and rubbed his temples as Slade laughed at Roy's comment.

Slade (on the phone): I have Roy Harper. If you want him back unharmed, I’ll need ten thousand dollars.

Roy (indignant): Whoa, whoa, hold up! You think I’m only worth ten grand? Do you even know who my father is?

Slade (to Roy): You think they’d pay more for me?

Roy: Damn right!

Oliver shook his head, eyes closed in frustration. Sitting beside him, Bruce Wayne clenched his jaw, his irritation growing, and shot Oliver a withering look that clearly conveyed his disbelief at Oliver's current antics.

Roy: MAKE IT ONE MILLION—

Oliver (shouting): ROY, STOP! I’m not about to see my net worth tank just to save you!

Bruce (appalled): What is wrong with you?

Slade (amused): I mean, if you want to up the ante—

Oliver (furious): I will end this call if you even think about—

Bruce snatched the phone away, then smacked Oliver on the back of the head ashamed of the man sitting next to him.

Bruce: Is ten thousand still available if I can get it sent in the next hour?

Roy (excited in the background): Is that Bruce? Bruce, send them one million dollars!

Bruce: What have you done to this kid?

Oliver (raising a hand, avoiding Bruce's gaze): Don’t judge me. He got that from your adopted seed.

Bruce: Either I send this money or your send this money and if I send this money I'm beating your ass for being an awful father currently.

Oliver: I’m not sending one million dollars!

Bruce (frustrated): Your net worth is three times that, you jackass!

Oliver: Yeah, well, my son hasn’t died once, Invader Zim!

Bruce: For god’s sake, you kicked him out when he was addicted to heroin!

Slade: I'd have done the same. Druggies are unreliable. I made my daughter cut her eye out to prove her loyalty, so I get where you’re coming from, Ollie North.

Roy could be heard laughing in the background. Bruce covered his face, shaking his head, while Oliver’s cheeks flushed red as he grappled with the implication that Slade agreed with him.

Oliver: I can’t believe I’m about to concede to a convicted hebephile. Damn it, I’ll send one million.

Slade: Yes!

Bruce was already texting Jason Slade’s coordinates and informing him that Roy had been kidnapped.

Bruce: Well, at least a predator didn’t side with me.

Oliver: Oh, shut up! Like you haven’t agreed with him. Mr. “I won’t kill my son’s murderer!”

Bruce: I wasn’t the one who kicked their son out of the house, ignored them for three years, and hung up when they confronted a child abuser!

Oliver: Oh yeah well... you're youngest son is weird!

Bruce: Calling you a weird, old man is not being weird! He's observant and honest!

Slade chuckled, amused as he listened to their bickering, fully aware of his own failures as a father and reveling in the chaos it created.

[arkhamtknight]

JASON TODD X READER PROBLEMS

Here’s my issue

I’ve seen way too many Jason Todd x readers/ Red Hood x readers that push towards the daddy side (not that he isn��t because that boy got stamina im suuuuure of it) but I know for a fact this boy is a lover boy. He is a book worm for crying out loud! Give me love, romance, sweeping off my feet!

Deciding to take a new look at a jason todd x reader/ red hood x reader. (No hate to current writers, I thank you and kneel for what you have fed us and still feed us 🙂‍↔️)

I live for drama, twists, angst, love, possessiveness, jealousy and all that yummy stuff and if you do too, stay along for the ride!

*also medical inaccuracies, weapon inaccuracies, exaggerations, everything made up fyi (; *

She’s not an x reader but an OC (sorry not sorry but definitely here and there)

What happens when Isabella, a current surgical intern at Gotham City Medical Center, meets Jason Todd, outlaw and hot head who isn’t really feeling happy about being back alive?

If you’d like to follow me on this rollercoaster!

You have no idea what you’re in for 🌚

Love the post and follow me for Chapter 1 of Die For You soon!

[but-make-it-poly]

Who is Red X?

So first off, I loved Teen Titans (2003). I can openly admit that I am very biased to it, and incorporate it into my personal complicated au. In Teen Titans, he leads them as Robin. So lets talk about Jason, and how dick becomes Nightwing. (In my au)

"Red X is Jason Todd!!" No. Red X is clearly Grant Wilson. It makes the most sense. He calls Robin "kid" implying that he is older, has a similar fighting style to Slade (because we know he and Robin are similar), and most importantly, Jason would not die and come back to find Dick in the Robin costume. (Unless it's a reverse au).

So since Robin leads the Teen Titans, still Robin despite not being in Gotham or with Batman, why would he become Nightwing? Here is my answer.

Dick finds a newspaper article about Batman and Robin in Gotham. Recently. He hasn't been in Gotham recently. There are speculations on why there are two Robins.

He goes home to confront Bruce, and finds a child that looks just like him, in a previous version of his costume. He argues with Bruce, he visits Clark, hears the story about Nightwing and Flamebird, remembers that one episode where Starfire went to the future, and returns to Jump City as Nightwing, unable to take Robin away from the kid, officially giving up Robin to Jason.

Jason doesn't any of know that and believes he has always lead the Titans as Nightwing.

(The newspaper is also a parallel to how Dick found out about Jason's death :D)

Do with this what you will.

[alfredsolos]

I see the "Bruce/Batfam finds out that Tim had lost his spleen" fics all the time. Which happened when Bruce was 'dead' and the family was scattered and Tim had went out alone.

What I have never seen is "Bruce/Batfam finds out that Damian lost his whole ass spine when he was shot 5 times point blank by Flamingo. And his mother replaced it with a metal one. And then a zombie Batman ressurects and tries to kill Damian by throwing him off the roof, in which Dick saves him. And then it's revealed that Talia had hidden a secret controller inside the metal spine and gave it to Deathstroke, who then controlled Damian through it to try and kill Dick in a graveyard with a shovel. So to stop Slade's control over Damian's spine, Dick punches Damian multiple times on the stomach with electrical fists, telling Damian that he can take it" fics. Which honestly sounds more entertaining to explain.

I mean when he was shot, only a couple of people knew of it. Dick and Jason were there during the fight with Flamingo. Commisioner Gordon found out later on, along with Alfred. Talia obviously knows. And there is Slade as well. But other than that it's pretty unknown and I don't really remember anyone mentioning it to Bruce. (If there is a panel that shows that Bruce knows, please share it with me. But when I skimmed over the comic I couldn't really find anything.)

Anyways, it just sounds more exciting because during that time everything just kept getting worse and worse for Damian. And unloading all that trauma sounds interesting.

[sleepisoverrated]

My headcanons about Dick Grayson

Dick is touched starved.

Think about it he grew up in a circus, that he considered family, when he was little he always got physical affection and after he was adopted by Bruce he still got some(because lets face it Bruce was a softie for Dick when he was Robin) though a lot less because Bruce isn't a touchy person, but after being fired and going solo he had a lot less physical affection from his loved ones(especially when he had a "falling out" with the Titans and YJ). I think over time he became touched starved, thats why he gives bear hugs and is more affectionate to everyone. AlsoI think it got slightly better when he was Batman and had his Robin. That's why Damian is more clingy with him and allows Dicks affection (He also knows when not to touch)(Also you can't convince me Dick isn't Damians favourite person and that they don't share a father-son relationship (mentor-student, older brother-younger brother, hero-sidekick, hero-fan all of these also aply))

Dick is still angry with Bruce about a lot of things.

How he took away Robin. How he dared give it away without his notice or permission. How he made Robin into a mantle. How he found out he took in Jason and gave him Robin from a newspaper. How he failed Jason and then blamed him. How he didn't say that Jason died. How he wasn't even invited to his funeral. How he kept secret that Jason was alive. How he used a batarang on Jason, almost killing him again, instead of Joker. How he treated Damian when he first came here and sometimes even now. How he purposely separated him from Damian, because he was jealous (of their father-son relationship). How Bruce beat him into submission to join Spyral. How that wasn't the first time Bruce hit him. How Bruce never made a backup plan to extract him from Spyral. How Bruce forgot(got amnesia) him in Spyral. How he lied to his siblings that he went along willingly with it. (If you can't tell I like Angry Dick Grayson fics)

‌Dick and Slade are frenemies.

Basically as long as Dick doesn't interfere with his jobs, they are close friends, but as soon as he interferes they don't hold back from lethal force. I know Slade kidnapped him and kinda tortured him and Dick was obsessed with him to the point of insanity, BUT they both obsessed over one another so much that they know eachother the best and after a while they sorta lost their motivation to constantly fight(though spars are still fair game, the only rule is the other doesn't die) eachother. So now they meet up monthly to bitch and complain about their lives and gossip like old ladies, with some alcohol on a random rooftop. They are the embodiment of don't mix business with pleasure, when they meet on one of Slades jobs they pull out all stops and fight viciously, mercilessly and brutally, but the next day(night?) Slade comes over with the good whiskey and they spend their night watching the rom-coms, because Dick thinks it's funny to force the Terminator to watch them and because he's endlessly amused when Slade actually gets invested in it.

Dick Grayson taught Damian.

About the Romani language/culture, acrobatics, trapeze, circus, travel, all the recipes of Romani dishes that he knows, Romani stories, Robin tricks, stories, secrets (By Romani culture Damian is his son and they both decided to keep that a secret from the others, btw he also learned about Damians Arabic traditions, foods, language). I think that Damian values this more than his inheritance as an Al-Ghul and Wayne, because Dick chose to give his culture and inheritance to him, not because he was obliged to.

...So you seemed to like my rant's/headcanon's *throws cautiously some more headcanons in your direction*... have some more?

P.S. Someone pointed out that there are a lot of canon in the last post instead of headcanon's, but I read so little of the comics that I can't really tell whats canon and whats not.

[thesandsofelsweyr]

have you seen the theory going around that ak!jay's model has such a noticeably hunched forward posture, due to jay being tied to a chair for months with barbed wire?

i love the idea of jason being so mentally conditioned that even after breaking free, the arkham knight's posture is still subconsciously hunched forward and tense, not even realising it's not normal. one day slade gets sick of watching the knight and just grabs him from behind, forcibly fixing his posture and making him stand up straight. jason is furious and humiliated and shocked - he hadn't even realised how stooped he was. he tries to relearn how to stand up tall and straight, but his body keeps instinctively drawing back.

I'm also partial to AK Jay's hunched posture being a result of both physical damage to his upper body and mental conditioning. Joker trained him to keep his head bowed and eyes lowered like a respectful young man, if he didn't want to earn a punishment. And ceaseless fear leaves him ducking his head between hunched shoulders, curling in on himself, making himself small and submissive, in the futile hope that maybe this time he'll go unnoticed... maybe he'll avoid abuse just this once...

one day slade gets sick of watching the knight and just grabs him from behind, forcibly fixing his posture and making him stand up straight. jason is furious and humiliated and shocked - he hadn't even realised how stooped he was.

Jay's triggered by Slade suddenly grabbing him from behind, and he reflexively throws a punch at Slade, who just casually dodges it. Slade knows many of Jay's triggers by now, but he's so goddamn tired of this boy thinking he can lead an army of battle-hardened soldiers while skulking around like he's afraid of his own shadow.

he tries to relearn how to stand up tall and straight, but his body keeps instinctively drawing back.

His body drawing back because of both conditioning AND pain 😋

P.S. (cw: bondage) Speaking of AK Jay's bad posture... 😁 (ty @artzysyam for sharing w/me!!!)

[violent138]

You think the Batkids ever shoot awake at night, furious because they finally figured out a better witty response to the comments made by their rogue during a fight and break into Arkham/Blackgate/Belle Reve, just to let them know?

[anawrites3]

New obsession is refusing to believe that Slade grew up in California and instead choosing to believe that he grew up in a more defined southern state. He’s got that raspy, deep voice and Georgia accent and all. But In his earlier merc days, he barely lets it out to make his identity harder to pinpoint and that generic melting pot of an American accent kinda stuck.

The only time his southern accent ever seeps out into his words is when he’s half asleep and calling Dick “darlin’”. And damn, does Dick just fall apart when that happens.

Always thank you Hadestown for sparking this headcannon 🫡

it’s now real to me

Yes!! Very much yes! I love to imagine that Slade has accent, drawling and rich and Dick goes absolutely feral every time Slade uses it

I love the idea of Slade losing that accent because he didn't want anyone to connect Deathstroke with Slade Wilson 👀🔥

I'm pretty sure Slade is from Kentucky? And I don't know what Kentucky accent sounds like lmao but I imagine his accent being so rich it's like honey dripping off his every word and I'm hnnn I'm with Dick on this one because a "darlin'" like that would be enough to bring me to my knees I'm sorry 😶

[robxstar]

If Robin had stayed to fight Trigon while someone else went to look for raven in the End part 2 what do you think his evil double would've said to him to get under his skin seeing as the others were being taunted over things that hurt them emotionally.

Oooh, I'm pretty sure I answered this once before, either on this blog or my main, but Evil!Robin would 100% dig at Robin about Batman.

Taunting him about how he's never been good enough, how much of a disappointment he must be, equal parts, "You will never live up to his expectations, look at you." and "He never cared about you anyway and why would he?"

Evil!Robin would also get in comments about Robin's leadership abilities, how he's a failure as a hero and a leader, remind him of every bad and reckless decision he made, especially regarding Slade, and Evil!Robin would nag at him for letting someone else go in his stead with Slade, "That's your mess, your problem, and you're pawning it off on someone else because you're still afraid of him. Afraid of how much alike you are." And ooooooh boy if it was Starfire who went with Slade the protective hackles that would raise out of Robin, the second-guessing and questioning that Evil!Robin would pick up on and pick at.

I like to think Evil!Robin might insult him about Starfire too, about how he's sure to break her heart, why would she ever want to be with you, you can't give her what she deserves.

Definitely would make both overt and subtle threats towards her to piss Robin off.

[yes-im-a-simpp]

Okay so, I was thinking about some headcanon for my version of Dick.

After being such a cute kid, Dick became a punk teen. He would swear a lot (not around Alfred, he's not that crazy) drink everything he could and be extremely annoying (talking back every time Bruce would say something etc) and that's how Jason met him.

A loud boy who didn't listen to orders and who got fired because of that. Who would do everything he wasnt supposed to do.

They both would be chaotic siblings, being punk together and making horrible prank to Bruce (poor him seriously)

(Clark would just listen to Dick and would support him in his music taste by buying him cd's every time one of his favorite bands would make a new album #supportiveuncleclark)

And then a bit after Dick hit seventeen, Slade happens.

You know the basics, Dick gets basically kidnapped and forced to become Renegade with a lot of abuse and trauma coming from it.

After that's when Dick changed. He became quieter. He wouldn't talk back, would always refuse to prank anyone, would listen to adults and order, and what chocked Jason the most was the way Dick stopped moving as much as he used to, he could spend hour sitting, doing nothing but staring at nothing. And that's basically how he changed his whole personality. Went from loud, impulsive, funny to silent and steady, which was extremely surprising for everyone because Dick as a child never tried to mask his adhd.

And imagine small little Jason finally getting his big brother back, only to find out he changed so much and what shocked him the more was the fact that Dick didn't listen to punk music anymore. Saying he just didn't feel like it. Not wanting to explain that loud noise was just triggering and even if it was just music, screaming singer could send him straight into a panic attack.

Dick would also smoke a lot, I like to think that Slade would give him a cigarette every time he would himself smoke. Making unconsciously Dick addict.

He would never smoke in front of his siblings because his whole speech about not smoking would get hit hard. But his addiction never got away.

With time Dick stopped masking, and started laughing again but then BAM, Jason's death happened....

And??

What about an other post for that part?

[gothamite-rambler]

"Father, I'm not with Nightwing!" Rose denied with anger.

Rose Wilson (answering her phone with an annoyed tone): Father, what?!

Slade: Wow, no greetings? I called you.

Rose (sighing): Hello Father... What is it? I'm... incredibly... busy.

Slade: Why have you betrayed me?

Rose breaths heavy with Jason on top of her.

Rose (confused): What?

Slade: You know what I am talking about.

Rose: I don't and ... busy at the moment.

Slade: Okay, you've brought down my hand. How dare you take Nightwing as a partner?!

Rose: What?!

Jason: What- Whoa!

Jason falls off the bed, grunting when he hit the ground. Rose sat up, readjusting her shirt.

Rose: I am not with him!

Slade: Don't lie to me! I've heard you've been canoodling with a member from the batfamily! That weakling is the only one I know of. What will you do to regain my trust?

Rose: Oh good Lord. Red Hood, I'm with Red Hood! He's not Nightwing. I would not be with Nightwing and not just because I'd 'lose your trust', but because he is not even in my radar and you'd definitely kill him.

Jason: I'm used to pain, but I'd rather not be killed again.

Rose: Hood, shush. That's him with me at the... Gym.

Slade: Red Hood? Hood? The red helmet man?

Rose (sly): I mean that's one of his suits.

Slade: Okay... I've heard mixed information about him. Think I met him once. Killed by the Joker- That's why you wanted me to beat him up?!

Jason: You did what?

Rose (sighing): Yes, I should've taken this off speaker.

Slade (focusing on the topic): Underhanded, manipulative... I'm proud of you, Roswell.

Rose: My name is just Rose.

Slade: I said that. As for this Hood man... I don't trust him, but I hate the Joker, but he's a member of the batfamily. Tsk, you're making this hard for me, Daisy.

Rose (sighing, frustrated): Rose.

Slade: Uh huh, said that.

Rose: If it helps he doesn't completely follow Batman's 'no-kill' rule.

Slade: It's a start. I'll be monitoring this relationship with my good eye, but if he brings your allegiance to their side, I will gut him like a fish and no green water will bring him back to life.

Jason: The fuck?

Rose: Okay, thanks father. My allegiance stays with you.

Slade: It better stay that way.

Rose ends the call and rubs her forehead as Jason sits next to her.

Rose: He's insane, I'm sorry.

Jason: I already knew enough about him and we did meet, rude he doesn't remember me. Let's just say I'm not shocked he's like that. No sorry needed.

Jason kisses Rose on the cheek then he chuckles.

Jason: He thought you were hooking up with Dick.

Rose: Yeah, I almost vomited when he said that.

Jason (chuckling): You tossed me to the ground, by the way. Ouch.

Rose (coy): Oh like I haven't done that in the past.

Jason kissed her neck.

Jason: You got him to attack the Joker?

Rose: Yup, lengthened his sentence too and I heard the clown had to eat his food through a straw.

Jason: You're so hot to me right now.

Rose: You don't have to state the obvious.

Rose giggles as she snuggles against Jason's chest. He rubs her back as they relax.

[greeeengoblin]

Jayna (Jason Todd genderbend) : Hit me and tell me "you're mine" ..I don't know why? But ı like it! Scared? ...MY GOD ..YOU'RE DİVİNE!!! GİMME THEM GİMME THEM DR** AND DİAMOND-

Slade : *Runs

[kabishkat19]

Disney Villain’s kids : Would’s and Wouldn’t’s part III

More villains who would and wouldn’t have kids (in my opinion).

19. Chernabog

I can see this demon creature having his own little spawns running around creating chaos.

20. Stromboli

There’s a chance this man has kids but if so he’s a terrible parent and doesn’t know where they are half the time.

21. Madam Mim

This woman has no kids, not only does she not talk to many people, she is just too much of a hazard.

22. Amos Slade

I can see this man having a kid that he no longer sees (because they avoid him) so he remains an old man living out in the woods.

23. The Horned king

No one knows much about the life of the horned king before the story, if he did have children they’re definitely dead (Either from time passed or him killing them).

24. Professor Ratigan

No. This distinguished rat is too busy scheming and has no patiences to ever have children.

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3