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The best thing about writing is that you can actually telepathically send a man your period cramps or smthn. Like Dick Grayson is probably getting my eds tomorrow it’ll be fun

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My favorite thing about the Winter Soldier is his persistence because he really will not stop until you’re dead in a ditch.

Like when Bucky and Steve are fighting and Steve breaks his arm and he doesn’t stop fighting back until Steve knocks him out— his will is so strong that it comes off as unnatural to me, something that can only be a product of fear or abuse. It just really adds flavor idk.

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Stressed and ANGERY >:(((((

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Sharper, stronger, harder

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I’m never forgiving the MCU for taking characters used to tell stories about abuse, depression, disability, diaspora, radicalization etc. and turning them into absolute nothing burgers

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AU where Clark Kent is a firefighter instead of a reporter. Clark Kent only knows Batman but Superman and Batman don’t know each other.

Batman is escorted by Clark Kent into burned buildings so they can to work together to figure out who the arsonists are, but Bruce keeps thinking shit like “damn this is a big ass motherfucker” and “he should not be able to swing that axe that hard,” so he keeps getting distracted from the case because he wants to fuck him so bad know what the fuck Clark Kent’s deal is.

Clark’s POV is “idk who this man is but he needs to get off my dick fr” but through the power of old man yaoi Clark is forced to reveal his identity to Bruce when Bruce finds himself in mortal danger.

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Fic where Clark and Bruce are familiar with one another as civilians but don’t know about each other’s hero identities. Bruce goes to a gala after getting very hurt on a mission a few days before and tries to walk it off, but Clark can hear how fast his heartbeat is and the unmistakable sound of his ribs crunching. He peaks beneath Bruce’s [very beautiful very well tailored] suit just to see what’s going on and sees a culmination of 9 years or so worth of battle scars.

Bruce disappears halfway through the gala like he always does but instead of being on his playboy shit like normal, Clark finds him throwing up behind a dumpster. And then they fuck nasty at some point idk.

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guess i'll put this here too, even though its past the day in my timezone lol

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Tyler Olivera would make a really really racist video about Gotham's Black residents 1000% lmaooo

Gotham has a really bad content creator problem, and im talking the really bad content creators. People love roaming the streets playing pranks or staying out late searching for clickbait titles like "KILLER CROC GOT MY FRIEND???? gotham vlog" or "sneaking into Arkham prank gone wrong." To combat this, Batman has to strike fear into them in ways that dont just lead them to more views. Begrudgingly, he has upgraded his suit to have a button that will play Disney Music out loud so the fear of copyright hits them.

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This is so Jason Todd adjacent

YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE.

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If y'all have a fic you want written that you either don't feel like or can't write, send me an ask and I may write it. I like writing for DC, Marvel, and Spiderverse! Smut welcome lol

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My whole thing about Jason Todd is yes he is fucked up yes he is an anti-hero and very complicated and insane but I really want him to be happy for like 5 seconds. I just want him to get to feel like he belongs somewhere and like somebody cares about him idk. Like I really need a side of comfort w my hurt ik I’m a huge pussy

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They’re the brothers ever to me

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And one thing I know for CERTAIN is that Selina Kyle does not like you unless her cats do.

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Can yall IMAGINE the blind items on Bruce Wayne

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Jason Todd’s girlfriend drinks Hennessy

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Yall think Jason has a lot of stretch marks